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- The avoidance of forms of expression or action that are perceived to exclude, marginalize, or insult groups of people who are socially disadvantaged or discriminated against. (Google)

- Someone who is politically correct believes that language and actions that could be offensive to others, especially those relating to sex and race, should be avoided. (Cambridge on-line Dictionary)

- Conforming to a belief that language and practices which could offend political sensibilities (as in matters of sex or race) should be eliminated. (Merriam-Webster on-line Dictionary)

- The term political correctness (adjectivally: politically correct; commonly abbreviated to PC or P.C.) is used to describe language, policies, or measures that are intended to avoid offense or disadvantage to members of particular groups in society. Since the late 1980s, the term has come to refer to avoiding language or behavior that can be seen as excluding, marginalizing, or insulting groups of people considered disadvantaged or discriminated against, especially groups defined by sex or race. In public discourse and the media, it is generally used as a pejorative, implying that these policies are excessive. (Wikipedia)

- Political correctness is the attitude or policy of being extremely careful not to offend or upset any group of people in society who have a disadvantage, or who have been treated differently because of their sex, race, or disability. / If you say that someone is politically correct, you mean that they are extremely careful not to offend or upset any group of people in society who have a disadvantage, or who have been treated differently because of their sex, race, or disability. The politically correct are people who are politically correct. (Collins on-line Dictionary)

Has it all gone too far and got out of hand?

Just Google the question here and you'll get a slew of comments! says
The Guardian says and then says more
The Huffington Post says
Listverse gives you 10 ridiculous cases
The Independent debates
Yahoo gives you 10 hilarious cases
Forbes gives us nightmares!
Quora gives Millenials food for thought

Snowflakes versus Dandruff

Mac never lets us down :

Mac Cartoon depicting a very PC Valentine

Well done Mac and the Daily Mail for posting this extremely apt cartoon on 14th February 2018 - how the PC brigade love to take the fun out of everything!


Charlie Hebdo's take on Trump in meeting African politicians

Well yes, it is disrespectful to the Black Community and Tarzan - but then this is POTUS Trump and he wants to build a wall to separate Mexico from the US - which is more sinister?

On a light-hearted note :

Trump Profile Wordle

Excellent piece of artwork by and © to StudentLifeGuide

We're not deceiving you, betrump is our favourite long-lost word: Term is runaway victor in poll ahead of ear-rent and rouzy-bouzy

- Of those polled 42 per cent voted betrump as their favourite long-lost word 
- It means deceive or cheat but could've regained popularity due to the President
- Third place was 'rouzy-bouzy' meaning boisterously drunk then by 'slug- a-bed'

By James Tozer for the Daily Mail |Published: 22 November 2017 | Updated: 22 November 2017

For five centuries, the word 'betrump' has languished on the scrapheap of forgotten English words. But now the term – meaning to deceive or cheat – could be set for a return after winning a poll to choose our favourite long-lost word. Whether or not it is a reflection on our opinion of the current occupant of the White House is unclear, but the use of President Trump's surname to signify a liar won hands-down, attracting more than four out of ten votes. The campaign to highlight how long-lost words are still relevant today was devised by a team of language experts. They selected a long-list of 30 obscure terms which were then put to the public vote, with the winning word being submitted to the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary in the hope of being included.

A whopping 42 per cent of people voted for betrump, which had not previously featured in the English language since the 16th century – almost six times the number of votes for the runner-up. That was apart from a single newspaper article which suggested the word's origins are in fact from the Scots dialect and poked fun at the irony that President Trump himself has Scottish ancestry. Trailing in second place with a mere 7.5 per cent was the colourful concept of 'ear-rent' - meaning the figurative cost of listening to trivial talk. In third place was 'rouzy-bouzy' meaning boisterously drunk, followed by 'slug- a-bed' - one who lies long in bed through laziness – and 'merry-go-sorry', meaning a mixture of joy and sorrow.

Dr Dominic Watt, senior lecturer in language and linguistic science at the University of York, said: 'The word 'betrump' had almost completely fallen out of use for nearly 500 years, until it's very recent re-emergence as the nation' s favourite 'lost word'. 'The Lost Words campaign has allowed us bring back an interesting but - until this year - exceptionally obscure word.' His team spent three months scouring historic texts and etymological dictionaries to find forgotten terms which they felt would fit into today's English.

The word betrump can be traced back to the Oxford English Dictionary in the 16th century but the team were unable to find any further examples of its use until this year. It also features in a dictionary of Old Scots which quotes from a 1513 translation of Virgil's Aeneid the reference 'betrumpit suythly Hyr spows, hir son, and all the cumpany'. 'The premise of our research was to find lost words that were still relevant to modern life and it appears that 'betrump' has captured the imagination of the nation and allowed people re-engage with language of old,' Dr Watt added.

See the complete list of lost words here - source : York Press

Words which didn't make the top five include 'losenger' meaning false flatterer or lying rascal and 'fumish', meaning hot-tempered. Others were 'wlonk' which comes from Middle English and could mean proud, 'snout-fair' meaning comely or handsome and a 'dowsabel' or sweetheart. Dr Watt has now written to Dr John Simpson, Chief Editor at the Oxford English Dictionary, to advise him of the result and petition for betrump's re-inclusion. The project was organised by Privilege home insurance. Christian Mendes, head of Privilege, said: 'We are constantly presented with new additions to the English language, but we rarely discuss the words that are leaving and becoming obsolete.

'That's why the Lost Words campaign became so important – it allows us to understand the constantly evolving nature of the English language, with as many words entering as leaving. 'The nation's choice of word is interesting, relevant, and fitting with the world we currently find ourselves living in.' Source Daily Mail

P.D. James says :

P.D. James quote

Speaking to the Paris Review in 1995

P. D. James is one of Britain’s most admired and best loved writers. Long considered the queen of crime and the doyenne of detective novelists, she has a large and varied readership beyond the confines of the genre and is praised by critics in such literary journals as the Times Literary Supplement and the Literary Review. James was born in 1920 in Oxford and educated at The High School for Girls in Cambridge, where her family settled when she was eleven. Upon leaving school at sixteen, she started work, and in 1941 married Dr. Connor Bantry White with whom she had two daughters, Clare and Jane. Her husband returned from World War II mentally damaged and unable to work, and James was forced to earn a living for her family. She started working in the National Health Service and later moved to the Home Office, where she ended up as a principal in the Police Department. She published her first novel, Cover Her Face, in 1962, at the age of forty-two. In the three decades that followed, James wrote eleven more novels, achieving critical acclaim and increasing popularity. She “hit the jackpot” with her eighth novel, Innocent Blood, which shot to number one on the American best-seller list and brought her worldwide fame and fortune. To date she has sold over ten million copies of her books in the U.S. and tours regularly to publicize her novels and give lectures.

P. D. James’s first mainstream novel, Children of Men, a futuristic moral parable set in England in 2007, also gained considerable success. Her thirteenth and most recent novel, Original Sin, is set in the London publishing world and features detective Commander Adam Dalgliesh, the most famous detective since Sherlock Holmes and a protagonist of many previous novels. James was awarded the Cartier Diamond Dagger in 1987 for lifetime achievement, and the Silver Dagger of the Crime Writers’ Association for her fourth novel, Shroud for a Nightingale. In the United States she has won the Edgar Allan Poe Scroll for the same novel, as well as for An Unsuitable Job for a Woman. Eight of her novels have been serialized on television. She is an associate fellow of Downing College, Cambridge, has won honorary degrees from four universities, and is a fellow of the Royal Society of Arts and of The Royal Society of Literature. In addition, James has served as the chairman of the literature panel of the Arts Council and as a governor of the BBC. In 1991 she was ennobled by the Queen and sits in the House of Lords as Baroness James of Holland Park. P. D. James lives in an elegant Regency house in Holland Park, London where her drawing room is furnished with comfortable armchairs and sofas, gilt mirrors, Staffordshire figures, and a fine bookcase containing the complete bound volume of Notable British Trials, “fascinating to read.” Source : The Guardian

Mel Brooks says :

Our PC world is the death of comedy, says Mel Brooks: Veteran comedian claims society is 'stupidly politically correct' and that many of his films could not be made today

Veteran Hollywood comedian Mel Brooks says society has become 'stupidly politically correct', which has been 'the death of comedy'. The producer and director said many of his films – including 1974 comedy western Blazing Saddles, which satirised racism – could not be made today. Asked if there was anything he would not parody, Brooks, 91, who dressed as Hitler in 1983 film To Be or Not To Be, told Radio 4's Today programme: 'I would never touch gas chambers or the death of children or Jews at the hands of the Nazis. Everything else is OK. 'Naked people? Fine. I like naked people, they're usually the most polite. We have become stupidly politically correct, which is the death of comedy. It's not good for comedy. Comedy has to walk a thin line, take risks. Comedy is the lecherous little elf whispering in the king's ear, always telling the truth about human behaviour.' Brooks said he thought his 1974 comedy musical Young Frankenstein was among the few of his films that could be made now. He has turned it into a West End show, starring Ross Noble and Lesley Joseph, and said he hopes to do the same with Blazing Saddles.  

'We have become stupidly politically correct, which is the death of comedy,' Brooks said. 'It's not good for comedy. Comedy has to walk a thin line, take risks. 'Comedy is the lecherous little elf whispering in the king's ear, always telling the truth about human behaviour.' Brooks said he knew he was funny from a very young age, adding: 'People would peer down into my crib and laugh. And I said, 'this is good, funny is money'. Somehow I put it together right.' Brooks has turned Young Frankenstein into a West End stage show, starring comedian Ross Noble and Birds Of A Feather actress Lesley Joseph, and revealed his hopes for the same with Blazing Saddles. Among his many credits, Brooks - whose directorial debut The Producers won him an Oscar for best original screenplay - is one of only 12 people to have scooped an Emmy, a Grammy, an Academy Award and a Tony. But he joked that he would like to be remembered for something else - for being taller than he is. Brooks said: 'I don't want to be remembered as me, because I'm too short. 'Age has cut me down to 5ft 5 and a half, 5ft 6 and a half. I would like to be remembered as 6ft 2.' Source : Daily Mail

John Cleese says :

It's condescending! Source : The Independent

Jphn Cleese and PC quote

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"If you start to think "ooh, we mustn't criticise or offend them", humour is gone, with humour goes a sense of proportion, and then as far as I'm concerned we're living in 1984' - John Cleese"

Political correctness is killing comedy, says John Cleese: Monty Python star believes fear of offending certain groups could lead to 1984-style society where free expression is not allowed. Cleese speaks out on Big Think video about effect of political correctness

- Says can no longer perform at universities as any criticism seen as 'cruel'
- Claims those who can't control emotions want to control others' behaviour
- Says loss of humour will lead to dystopian police state, like Orwell novel 
- John Cleese says that political correctness and fear of offending could lead to a 1984-style society.
- The Monty Python star said he has now been advised not to perform on university campuses as the idea of political correctness has expanded so far that any kind of criticism is now seen as 'cruel'.

Veteran comic Cleese said it is down to people who cannot control their emotions, so seek to control others, and worries that it could lead to a society like that in the iconic dystopian Orwell Novel. He says: 'If you start to think "ooh, we mustn't criticise or offend them", humour is gone, with humour goes a sense of proportion, and then as far as I'm concerned we're living in 1984.'
Cleese, whose jokes about Germans and Spanish waiter Manuel in Fawlty Towers could well be considered offensive today, said that 'all comedy is critical,' in a video for The Big Think. He explained how British newspapers offend him everyday with 'laziness, nastiness and inaccuracy,' but that he doesn't expect someone to stop it happening, he simply speaks out about it. Cleese goes on to say that people do not have the right to be 'protected from any kind of uncomfortable emotion' as he defends the right of expression for comedians worldwide.
He then quotes psychologist Robin Skynner, saying: 'If people cant control their own emotions then they need to start controlling other people's behaviour,' as he continues the profound tirade.'
Cleese adds: 'When you're around people who are super-sensitive, you cant relax, be spontaneous as you have no idea what is going to upset them next. 'I've been warned recently not to go to university campuses because political correctness has been taken from being a good idea, from "lets not be mean particularly to people who are not able to look after themselves very well", to the point where any kind of criticism of any kind of individual or group can be labelled cruel. 'The whole point about comedy is that all comedy is critical.'
Cleese and the other comedians in Monty Python pushed the boundaries of comedy in the 60s and 70s, and movie Life of Brian - a spoof version of the story of Jesus - offended numerous groups. However, Cleese vehemently defends the right to speak through comedy, and this is not the first time he has spoken out about political correctness.
In 2014, he argued that it is 'condescending' as it only allows jokes to be made about certain groups while implying others need to be protected. Speaking to Bill Maher on HBO, the legendary comedian said he used to make jokes about the French and Australians - but if he mentioned Mexicans it was deemed unacceptable. He also joked that you can make jokes about Muslims, but if you do, 'they kill you'. Source : Daily Mail

Barry Cryer says :

Barry Cryer not a fan of pc-dom

Comedian Barry Cryer says the snowflake generation is too easily offended - image & narrative sourced from the article as it appeared in the Daily Mail

Comic Barry Cryer decries the snowflake generation

Comedian Barry Cryer says the snowflake generation is too easily offended. 'Comedy always risks being offensive, but the problem now is that people, especially young people, are waiting to be offended,' the 83-year-old tells me. 'We have to stop being so sensitive and make room for different opinions. 'There was a young comic recently who was going to do a gig in a university, and they gave him a list of topics he must not mention. He said: "Sorry, I'm not doing it." We mustn't do that! If somebody says something you disagree with, debate with them — don't ban them. Don't no-platform them.

Germaine Greer

'Germaine Greer, whom I've known for years, was no-platformed twice. 'She said, "If they disagree with me, get me up there and let them have a go at me!" That's what it's about.'

Charlton Heston says & Draws :

Charlton Heston's view of PC

Not sure if the quote and picture are attributable to Charlton Heston - source : RashmanlyFiles

john 'MASTERMIND' humphrys says :


Mastermind inquisitor John Humphrys has revealed he was ‘angry with himself’ for using the ‘ridiculous’ PC term BCE – meaning Before Common Era – instead of the traditional BC in a recent edition of the quiz. The slip happened as he asked about an event in ‘the 6th Century BCE’. A rueful Humphrys told The Mail on Sunday: ‘I did use that ridiculous expression and I am angry with myself because I can’t stand BCE and all that sort of stuff. ‘It was a last-minute question or something which I hadn’t had time to check over. So I just read what was in front of me. And then you think, “My God, did I really read that?” ’

In 2011, The Mail on Sunday revealed that the BBC’s religion and ethics website suggested using CE and BCE instead of BC and AD so as not to ‘offend or alienate non-Christians’. Humphrys, 74, said last night: ‘I hope you do not hear myself saying BCE again or anything like it again. ‘Everyone knows where we are when we say BC and AD and that is how I want to keep it.’

Joanna Lumley (National Treasure) says :

Joanna Lumley speaks out against polirical correctness

Joanna's scripted jokes at the BAFTA awards may have been cringeworthy but it's good that she can defend her performance!

Lighten up! says Joanna to her Bafta bash critics

Daily Mail | 7th March 2019

JOANNA LUMLEY, who played boozy fashionista Patsy Stone in Absolutely Fabulous, has discovered that comedy is no laughing matter these days. After being criticised for making a joke about the Ku Klux Klan when she hosted the Baftas last month, she has now felt the need to apologise. 'I did what I have to do, which is read out the stuff that I am given, and I am so sorry,' says Lumley of her crack about the BlacKkKlansman movie doing 'so well at the Klan film festival'. But the actress, speaking from Down Under, goes on to suggest that our PC culture is too quick to take offence. 'We have gotten a little bit strange and sensitive. I think you are allowed to say Klan without being locked up in jail for being a racist. Maybe we are just getting a bit soft.'

George 'Flashman' MacDonald Fraser says :

Flashman author's tirade from beyond the grave at 'fascist' political correctness

- George MacDonald Fraser branded political correctness 'insidious' evil
- Claimed it is as big a threat to free speech as communism and fascism
- Author launched tirade in unpublished memoir just discovered by family

Sir Harry Paget Flashman couldn’t have put it better. George MacDonald Fraser, author of the Flashman novels, branded political correctness an ‘insidious’ and ‘dishonest’ evil as big a threat to free speech as communism and fascism. The author of 12 books chronicling the further adventures of the sadistic bully from Tom Brown’s Schooldays, launched his tirade in an unpublished memoir just discovered by his family.
MacDonald Fraser, who died in 2008 aged 82, wrote: ‘My chief concern is the kind of prejudice rooted in the fear of being thought illiberal. Such attitudes are dangerous and intellectually dishonest. 'But then, political correctness is by definition dishonest and is, I believe, the most insidious doctrine to plague the Western world since those abominable soul mates communism and fascism with which it has more in common than its dupes seem to realise. ‘It cannot face truth; it rejects what is, simply because what is does not suit what the politically correct thinking ought to be.’

The comments are likely to delight fans of his books who love the character’s bad behaviour. Flashman’s womanising, heavy drinking, casual racism, bullying and outrageous cowardice make him one of the most un-PC characters in the whole of English literature. MacDonald Fraser, who wrote several Hollywood film scripts, also recalls how he was forced  to remove a scene based on real events where unscrupulous white whisky traders peddled alcohol to Plains Indians for fears scenes of drunken ‘Native Americans’ would upset their descendants. He writes: ‘They wouldn’t like  to think that it happened, so it musn’t be shown happening, even though it did. God help history.’  His family discovered the manuscript, called The Bug Of Senachie, six weeks ago while sorting out his collection of papers. A Senachie is a teller of tales from the Scottish Highlands.  The manuscript is not dated  but the author’s reference in it to having written 11 Flashman books means it was written between 1999 and 2005. His daughter Caro Fraser, who found the manuscript, said: ‘It hasn’t been published anywhere and I think he wrote it with an eye on posterity.’

The author’s family are selling his extensive working library of 2,500 books through the Mayfair bookseller Heywood Hill, which will publish the manuscript at the end of May to coincide with the sale of the books from June 2, 2014. Source : Daily Mail

David 'Ducky' McCallum says :

'I am totally against all forms of political correctness, It destroys the language; it destroys freedom of speech.'

Today, 50 years after the original show was shown, and with the Cold War long ago over, what does McCallum think of the new version of U.N.C.L.E? The critics have, in the main, panned it. He's not impressed, it seems clear, despite his gentlemanly assurance that the film is 'worth going to see'. Vaughn had forlornly hoped he and McCallum might get cameo roles.

Certainly, the Ritchie remake seems hamstrung by a suffocating political correctness which ensures there is little by way of casual romping, and foreigners — even baddies — are expected to be treated with respect. By contrast, McCallum's U.N.C.L.E was an organisation where bikini-clad receptionists lounged at their desks under sun-lamps. Women existed largely to be rescued and bedded. McCallum is unrepentant. 'I am totally against all forms of political correctness,' he huffs. 'It destroys the language; it destroys freedom of speech.' Source : Daily Mail

George Orwell says :

Former party vice-chairman and Tory MP Andrew Rosindell says :

'What is happening to Boris Johnson is a direct attack on our freedom of speech. I fear an eruption of anger amongst our party's core voters and grass-roots activists if this obsessive political correctness doesn't stop.'

Urban Dictionary says :

A lot so do visit and have a laugh - my favourite section is :

1. The laws of moral and ethical relativism; all systems of cultures and thought are equal in value, stemming from a perceived guilt from white liberals who believe that the Western Civilization is the root of all evil to the exclusion of all else.

2. A powerful form of censorship. | abbr: PC

Political correctness has a basic flaw. If all views are equal, why do some who embrace this view feel the need to push this agenda as the "correct" one at the same time demonizing other views as "incorrect"?by tradesman March 31, 2003

'Yes Minister' lampoons 'Equal Opportunities'

Even before 'Political Correctness' was coined!

Series 3 Episode 1 | Transmission 11th November 1982

Synopsis : With his wife's encouragement, Minister Hacker decides he should focus on accomplishing 1 or 2 significant achievements while in office. He decides the time has come to promote more women into the senior ranks of the civil service. Needless to say, Sir Humphrey very much wants to maintain the status quo and arranges for his fellow permanent secretaries to brief their own Ministers accordingly. Hacker nonetheless insists on promoting a woman in his own department, but things don't quite work out as planned. Source : IMDB

Yes Minister Equal Opportunities

Prompted by a schoolgirl's question as to what he has actually achieved in cabinet, Jim searches for a raison d'être. Talking to a particularly intelligent female undersecretary, he's suddenly struck by how few women there are in the Civil Service. Source :

Links : Yes Minister – EO

"The spoof snowflake who made a fool of the Lefties: 'Titania's' right-on Twitter nonsense was swallowed by an army of gullible followers... but she's really the satirical creation of a (male) Oxford academic, writes SARAH VINE

Titania SpoofNon Titania Spoof

For the uninitiated, Titania Gethsemane McGrath is a radical vegan, woke poet committed to feminism, social justice and armed, peaceful protest / This week we finally learned the identity of the person behind Titania. She was unmasked as Andrew Doyle, 40, a former private school teacher with a doctorate in early Renaissance poetry from Wadham College, Oxford - images and narrative from the Daily Mail article with images © S Meddle/ITV/REX/Shutterstock

- Titania McGrath on Twitter claimed to be radical vegan and woke feminist poet
- In reality, she was created by Andrew Doyle, a former private school teacher, 40
- Sarah Vine says secret of the character's success is, of course, her plausibility

By Sarah Vine for the Daily Mail | Published: 7th March 2019 | Updated: 08: 8th March 2019

Twitter, it is has to be said, is not known for its subtlety or sense of humour. With, that is, one notable exception: Titania McGrath. For the uninitiated, Titania Gethsemane McGrath is a radical vegan, woke poet committed to feminism, social justice and armed, peaceful protest. She works to expose racism, bigotry and misogyny. As she herself confesses: 'I was born woke. My wokeness is innate. It flows through me like a magical elixir, keeping my soul perched and poised for the fight.' Woke, for those of you born before 1990 who may, understandably, be unfamiliar with the term, is to be terribly earnest (or pretentious) about how much you care about social issues, particularly racism. I first came across this bespectacled, earnest-looking blonde on Twitter last summer, when someone on my timeline re-tweeted something she'd said. I wasn't really paying attention and took her words (something offensive about people who voted Brexit, as I recall) at face value. I was about to get all wound up about it (as one does on Twitter) until the friend messaged me to say it was a parody account to send up the modern obsessions with gender fluidity, identity politics and cultural appropriation.

I felt a bit stupid — and I wasn't the only one. Countless Twitter users have since been fooled by Titania — who has nearly 200,000 followers — and agreed with or railed against her earnest pronouncements. Twitter was taken in, suspending the account briefly following complaints last December. Even satirical magazine Private Eye recently featured a tweet by Titania McGrath in Pseuds' Corner. Luckily Titania was reinstated, her brush with the internet patriarchy having only served to strengthen her resolve in the face of Big Tech fascism. This week we finally learned the identity of the person behind Titania. She isn't even a woman (or, as she would put it, a non-binary feminist icon). She was unmasked as Andrew Doyle, 40, a former private school teacher with a doctorate in early Renaissance poetry from Wadham College, Oxford. Mr Doyle drew on his academic background when setting up the account, using the name Titania, the queen of the fairies in William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. She is named after the queen of the fairies because I think all of this "woke culture" is an utter fantasy world,' he said. 'The people who promote this hyper-inclusive culture are fantasists.' For many of us, the modern millennial world is a minefield, a social battleground where, at any point, one could unintentionally blow oneself up. Many rail against it, others retreat to the sidelines. The genius of Doyle is that he takes it down in a way that is extremely witty — and clever. Such is his success that yesterday 'Titania' published her first book, 'Woke: A Guide to Social Justice.'

Thus, in Titania, we find all the arrogance ('I cannot but help come to the conclusion that I am the only living artist worthy of note), and entitlement ('beyond the provision of DNA and a modest trust fund, I cannot see what purpose my father has served') of today's self-styled social justice 'keyboard warriors'. She also exposes the unconscious bigotry (it is not racist to hate someone on the basis of their skin colour if that person is white) of the woke brigade. Oh, and let's not forget the hypocrisy: 'I was the only child of two barristers. I learnt only that my private education and frequent family holidays to Montenegro and the Maldives were merely a ruse by which my parents could distract me from my oppression.' The secret of the character's success is, of course, her plausibility. Social media is awash with people spouting nonsense, from the mad to the merely misinformed. Her Twitterings were just the right side of believable. Indeed, there are many occasions when she is indistinguishable from the likes of prominent figures such as left-wing journalists Owen Jones, writer Laurie Penny or columnist Afua Hirsch (who once argued Nelson's column in Trafalgar Square should be removed because it was a symbol of white supremacist patriarchal oppression). Or, as Titania herself would put it: 'If you don't think exactly the same way as me, then you've clearly got a lot to learn about diversity.' One of Titania's most convincing attributes is her lack of self-knowledge, a tendency to take for granted the privileges that come as standard for her generation — and an inability to see things from anyone else's point of view.

'People are far too sentimental about the elderly,' she writes. 'I am no longer helping them cross the street. They opted for Brexit, so as far as I'm concerned they can take their chances with the traffic. Remember too that these are the people who fought in the second World War. How can shooting at Germans be anything other than xenophobic?' Statements such as these are, of course, absurd and funny. But they also sail close to the wind. Compare the above with the comment of the former Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg (the original virtue-signalling politician) in 2017 that older voters were to blame for Brexit and that, now they were dying off, a second referendum should be held in order for the younger generation to return the correct result, i.e. Remain. Or look at Prince Harry's speech on Wednesday. He said: 'You may find yourselves frustrated with the older generation when it seems like they don't care.' The world today is now so obsessed with maximum political correctness that it's hard to distinguish between reality and parody. Just as Bridget Jones was the embodiment of the anxiety-ridden Nineties feminist, a creation whose diary entries encapsulated all our hopes, fears and failures, so Titania McGrath is her millennial successor, a girl every bit as lost and confused, every bit as accurately observed — and equally, catastrophically, hilarious.

The 'woke' tweets that duped so many

- I have always stood up for minorities. As such, it is essential that we respect the wishes of the minority of UK voters and overturn Brexit.
- So what if Shamima Begum joined ISIS when she was 15? My sister got caught stealing a croissant on her gap year in Marseilles. TEENAGERS MAKE MISTAKES.
- I've been accused of living in a woke 'echo chamber' and that my opinions are out of touch with regular people. But - I've asked around my close friends and they all agree this isn't the case.
- I've been forced to muzzle my dog, because although it identifies as a cat it keeps bloody barking.
- White people: stop trying to help destitute Africans. I'm sure they'd rather starve than perpetuate negative racial stereotypes.
- Dieting is fat-shaming yourself.
- Straight men should be in a zoo.
- The media's coverage of ISIS is underpinned by deep-seated Islamophobia. If it isn't, how come they never say anything nice about them?

"A WhatsApp message nearly ruined my Marriage"

She who must be obeyed

"I was fixing breakfast for our three-year-old daughter Eva when my husband Jim's phone buzzed again. He'd been out with friends the night before and his mobile was on the worktop, along with the remnants of his greasy late-night pizza. Jim was upstairs in the shower, so, annoyed by the buzzing and curious at what could be that urgent, I picked it up. The messages were coming from a WhatsApp group of old friends he'd been out with. They were all middle-aged (and mostly married) but they'd ironically named the group 'Bangin' Nights Out'. The irony obviously strayed into the messages, which were full of text slang I'd never heard my well-spoken husband use. One message he'd sent a few hours earlier read: 'Can't come out again tonight, lads. No pass from SWMBO.' I had no idea what SWMBO meant and, assuming it referred to me, I googled it. The translation was a karate chop to the heart: 'Urban slang for a shrewish wife, She Who Must Be Obeyed'. As it sunk in, I was livid. It felt like a huge betrayal. I hadn't said a thing while he went on yet another night out, and this is how he'd repaid me.

When we met at university in the late 1990s, Jim and I had been in the same beer-swilling party crowd. We got together 10 years ago at a friend's wedding, but while my party days were winding down, Jim remained the life and soul. After we married in 2012, both aged 35, we'd go out with friends together, but while I left early, he'd crawl on to the futon hours later. I assumed this would change when Eva was born, but it didn't. By then I was a full-time mum and we lived off Jim's advertising salary, so he argued that as 'breadwinner' he needed to let off steam. I was too exhausted to fight. Plus, when Jim was home, he was the perfect husband. But that message brought it all to the surface and struck deeper than those absent nights. Finding out he referred to me as a nagging wife opened my eyes to Jim's disrespectfulness. That night, I confronted him. By then I was furious, having spent hours on men's internet forums where I'd found a world of other sexist slang, like OBC (old ball and chain) and SS (sensitive Sally). Shaking with anger, I asked how he could talk about me so cheaply. Sheepishly, almost on the verge of tears, Jim apologised, admitting that it was peer pressure from old mates to go drinking. He couldn't face their disapproval. 'I'm in my 40s, not 21. It's pathetic,' he said. His response took me aback, and I realised I'd been bracing myself for a row. But seeing him with his tail between his legs made me more furious. How could a grown man be so weak? I was sick of his constant partying, so the next morning, Eva and I moved in with my mother. Jim begged me to stay, but I was resolute.

For weeks I only spoke to him when dropping Eva off for visits. He was contrite, telling me he was ashamed of the effect his partying had on our family life. Gradually I softened, and four weeks later agreed to give it another go. On the day we returned, Jim had deep-cleaned the house, made a roast dinner and left the WhatsApp group – a small step but it meant a lot. These days his social life is no longer a battleground. He has the occasional night on the tiles, but in exchange I go out with friends. We also have dates – something we stopped doing when Eva was born. Looking back, I'm amazed I put up with his behaviour for so long, but we've belatedly reached a new adult phase in our relationship. We plan to move to the country and are expecting our second child – a boy. And he'll be the only immature male in our household." Source : The Daily Telegraph Magazine dated 27th January 2019

The Telegraph does not show the full text which is why it is reproduced here and fully visible in the scan of the article. What cannot be seen by non-subscribers are the comments from the general public - they are priceless! I was unable to upload my Fb comments to the Telegraph page until an hour or so ago as I did not have my password to hand whilst using another device, but have already received 4 likes from total strangers ....

My response on Fb : For the love of all that is holy ..... from today's Sunday Telegraph magazine feature 'A WhatsApp message almost ruined my marriage'. in short : wife looks at husband's phone after he's had a night out with the boys. She states the constant buzzing is annoying her. Seriously doesn't she know there's an OFF button? She sees a message from him referring to her as a SWMBO - don't you have to access an app to see what's in it? She looks up the acronym (she doesn't like the outcome) to discover it is 'Urban Slang for a shrewish wife, She Who Must Be Obeyed'. Ok maybe it is Urban Slang now in 2019 but it's not original or even accurate. 'She who must be obeyed (in full not an acronym) was coined by Sir H Rider Haggard a visionary author to describe 'She' (Ayesha) in the book of the same name. Ayesha was never a wife, but a lover - a jealous lover not a shrewish one. This book and its sequel are two of my favourite pieces from the era. Later, dear old 'Rumpole' written by John Mortimer and introduced as a BBC 'Play for Today' by my boss (Irene Shubik) used the expression affectionately and endearingly to describe his (not shrewish) wife Hilda who for a long time at the start of the LWT series (the BBC didn't take up the option for a series - silly them) was only referred to as 'She who must be obeyed' and those who thought that was the origin of the expression are two generations behind! Start reading folks!

The BBC clamps down on the use of 'The BBC Understands ......'

Snippet from Daily Mail dated 11.01.2019

Snippet from Daily Mail dated 11th January 2019

Recently (probably for a couple of years or more now) I have winced every single time I hear a BBC reporter, sitting in the comfort of the studio or in an Outside Broadcast (OB) situation start their report with the insidious 'the BBC understands .....' understands what? That their reporters are too lazy to confirm the words that are coming our of their mouths which they are reading from idiot boards (at least that's what we called them in the '70s) confirming their unprofessionalism? If my reporters hadn't verified their broadcasts, they'd have been sacked! The word of the BBC when I worked there was sacrosanct and the whole world knew that if Auntie broadcast a fact, then it was fact not fiction or anything in-between!

From Buzzfeed :

"From: Gavin Allen
Date: 4 January 2019 at 17:25:37
To: [redacted]
Subject: "The BBC Understands…"
I can't ever really see a reason to use this phrase: either it's true and we know it in which case just report the story, or we're unsure in which case don't report it until we are. It's also a slightly pompous distancing phrase as if the BBC is somehow different from us.
Gavin Allen
Head of BBC News Output"

Glad to see Gavin Allen had the guts to stick to his convictions and make them public - now if only he's send out a memo telling them that a;; 'ums' and 'ahs' and hesitations are 'verboten' to make the news dialogue seamless! (I'll leave the attacking of public figures by reporters for another time!)

From the 'Press Gazette' picked up on 10th January, 2019 :

BBC News staff have been told to stop using the phrase "the BBC understands" in a missive from the broadcaster's head of output. Gavin Allen described it as a "slightly pompous" and "distancing" phrase in an email to staff, seen by Buzzfeed News. The use of "understands" is common practice across the news media, where it can be used relay information from an off-the-record source (or sources) that a journalist believes to be correct. But, it is sometimes wrongly used to disguise the fact that a story was first published by a rival news outlet.

The full email from Allen reads: "I can't ever really see a reason to use this phrase: either it's true and we know it in which case just report the story, or we're unsure in which case don't report it until we are. "It's also a slightly pompous distancing phrase as if the BBC is somehow different from us." In response to an online question in February last year about the use of "BBC understands", BBC News producer David Waddell said it refers to "something BBC journalists have learned through their own endeavours… and typically news that we are reporting ahead of our competitors".

The updated BBC News style guide for November 2018 does not discourage use of the phrase. Under the "sources" heading in its style guide, BBC News said: "Good sourcing is critical. News agencies often run with a partial account because they are trying to beat the opposition. "In such circumstances, tell the readers who is saying what." Several reporters from other outlets accused the BBC of using the phrase to report information from other outlets without proper credit. Taking issue with the suggestion the phrase referred to information gathered by the BBC, Mail on Sunday deputy political editor Harry Cole tweeted: "Hmmm or mostly it is something they've read in the papers and had been given the nod on it.. 99 per cent without credit to paper. Sunday Times reporter Rosamund Urwin said: "And how many times has 'the BBC understands' actually meant 'the BBC has read in a newspaper and doesn't want to admit that'. Speaking from bitter experience obviously."

BBC News did not comment further on the email. - I bet they didn't!

It's 2019 and you couldn't make it up!

Song and Dance over Les Mis article referencing lack of songs in dramatised adaptation

Snippet from the Daily Mail dated 2nd January 2019

Researching further I found this on Daily Mail On-Line :

'Les Mis without the music is just depression with a dash of revolution': BBC's song-free adaptation of Les Misérables baffles fans of the musical

- BBC One's new six-part adaptation of Les Misérables got underway on Sunday (30th January 2018)
- Some viewers were disappointed by the lack of hits such as I Dreamed A Dream
- But others pointed out that the original Les Mis was an 1862 novel with no songs

By Tim Stickings For Mailonline |Published: 10:15, 1 January 2019 | Updated: 11:43, 1 January 2019

The BBC's new adaptation of Les Misérables has left some viewers disappointed over the lack of music. Twitter users said the show was 'dull' and 'not the same' without the celebrated numbers from the musical. But others pointed out that the original Les Misérables was a 19th-century novel, and the songs did not appear until the musical began in 1980. The six-episode BBC One series got underway on Sunday starring Olivia Colman and Dominic West.

- One viewer wrote: 'I think what's really clear about Les Misérables is that if you take the music out .... IT IS SOOOO DULL!!
- 'The book was DULL and the original films are DULL!! That is why it works as a musical.'
- Another commenter said: 'I can't get into this new version of Les Misérables. Needs more music.'
- A third wrote: 'Les Misérables isn't the same without the music and songs.'
- And another said: 'Les Mis without the music is just a whole lot of depression with a dash of revolution.'

- But another user told viewers to stop complaining, saying that 'when the book was written it had no songs'.
- Another said: 'It seems there is a large percentage of the population who have no idea that Les Misérables was published in 1862. Without songs.'

Songs such as Do You Hear The People Sing and I Dreamed A Dream were first created for the Les Misérables musical in Paris in 1980. It opened in London in 1985 and has run continuously in the West End since, while the 2012 film adaptation also featured the songs from the musical. The BBC's adaptation was watched by 4.5 million people, according to overnight ratings, giving it a 23.2 per cent audience share.

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Yet again words fail me! How is it that people, in this day and age, still do not know when a musical is based on a book, don't people read any more? I have no interest in this, IMHO, overrated 'classic' which like many things is given a label and people believe the label. Even Dickens 'A Tale of Two Cities', although lightweight in comparison, would teach the deniers more than the Victor Hugo epic ...... In the end, having said we would not, Andrew and I have now seen the first episode (of 6) of the new dramatisation and he wants to persevere. I can take it or leave it and will probably play computer games on my iPad when it is on. We saw the film of the musical (not the stage version, which had never appealed anyway) as my sister, Marysia, had expressed an interest in doing so (not one of her better choices) and all of us came out in a form of shell-shock. She was heard muttering for the rest of the day 'I've read that in the original French, I had to as part of my education .....' and the funniest thing about the film was a comment made by someone who had seen an earlier screening (as we waited our turn in the foyer) and said to her companion in full English accent 'No wonder they call it The Miserables'. I can only guess that she had no idea what she was going to see other than it was a musical and possibly because it starred Hugh Jackman!

More 'Apologies' from the Apologists - is the tide turning in our favour?

'Take down the white men': students' union president apologises for WWI gaffe

The Independent | 26th Oct 2018 | Eleanor Busby Education Correspondent

- Emily Dawes called for the mural to be replaced (University of Southampton)

- A students' union president has been forced to apologise after she threatened to paint over a university mural dedicated to First World War heroes.
- The president of the University of Southampton's Students' Union has sparked outrage online after tweeting that she would take down, or paint over, the "mural of white men".
- Emily Dawes faced a backlash for her comments on the artwork at the university – which shows a young soldier being given a degree – and she has now apologised for the upset caused.

The original tweet said: "Mark my words – we're taking down the mural of white men in the uni Senate room, even if I have to paint over it myself." More than 1,000 people have signed a petition calling on Ms Dawes to stand down over her post on Twitter, with some critics describing her comments as "disrespectful" and "ignorant".

Mural painted by Sor William Rothenstein in 1916

The Rothenstein Mural - Image sourced from the Daily Echo

The mural was painted by Sir William Rothenstein in 1916 as a memorial to members of British universities who served in the war and was presented to Southampton in 1959 by the artist's son. Ms Dawes has now apologised for the offence caused saying she "never meant the disrespect to anyone past, present and future"and she had no intention for the tweet to be taken "literally". She added: "My intention was to promote strong, female leadership and not the eradication and disrespect of history. I do not believe that to make progress in the future, we should look to erase the past."

A university spokesperson said: "The comments made by the students' union president regarding the Rothenstein Mural are not shared by the University of Southampton and do not represent the views of the university community. We are very proud to display the mural, painted in 1916, which serves as a memorial to all members of British universities who served in the Great War." A statement from the students' union said: "We apologise for the recent statement from our president regarding the Rothenstein Mural and any upset this may have caused. This is a personal view and not that of the union. We do not believe the statement was said to cause upset or disrespect to anyone and does not follow our mission or values." It comes after Cambridge University students received death threats this month after a proposal to encourage more students to commemorate British war veterans on Remembrance Day was rejected. And in the summer, Manchester Students' Union came under fire when staff painted over Rudyard Kipling's 'If' in a protest against the "racist" poet.

Yayy the Fightback! "Come off it Keira, you're the ultimate Cinderella!" JAN MOIR says actress Knightley banning her children from watching Disney films is ironic"

By Jan Moir for the Daily Mail : Published: 19th October 2018 | Updated: 19th October 2018

Keira Knightley says she won't let her daughter watch Cinderella and certain other Disney films as they are not feminist enough and don't feature strong female characters. Many mothers might not allow their daughters to watch some Keira Knightley films for exactly the same reason. I mean, come on, sisters. Let's not forget that in Love Actually — a straightforward reworking of the Cinderella fairy tale, in which tea lady Martine McCutcheon falls in love with prime minister Hugh Grant — Keira stars as Juliet, the gorgeous, but drippy, bride whose sole purpose in the film is to hold the male gaze and be super-nice to her stalker.

What a hypocrite. In a film version of King Arthur, Keira stars as a plucky Guinevere (wearing little more than two straps of leather on her top half), yet her good deeds are drowned in a sea of armour-clanking machismo by Lancelot and all of his swashbuckling pals. Even in Pirates Of The Caribbean, the Hollywood franchise that made her a multi-million-pound fortune, Keira's character wasn't allowed to carry a sword in the first film. Usually, she floated around in frocks and had to listen while swordplay and fighting were mansplained to her by guys in eyeliner.

Yet, on the U.S. chat show Ellen this week, Miss Knightley polished her fem creds by stating that Edie, her three-year-old daughter, has been banned from watching Cinderella because the character 'waits around for a rich guy to rescue her'. Instead, Keira wants her daughter to rescue herself. Cue whoops and excruciating applause from the dim-bulb audience at this bold display of 21st-century feminism. Keira was also dismissive of that perennial favourite The Little Mermaid, because the main character 'gives [her] voice up for a man'. Look. We have been here before with fairy tales and Disney films that fail to make the modern feminist grade. Rapunzel letting down her hair, whassat all about? Goldilocks being subservient to those beasts the Three Bears? And don't get me started on Snow White — but only because actress Kristen Bell has got there first.

The star of Frozen (she was the voice of Anna) and Bad Moms claimed this week that Snow White is sending the wrong message to children about sexual consent. The prince should have asked for permission before he kissed her — then (in the original Disney classic in 1937) and now. No joke, but Kristen is also worried about the apple that features in the fairy tale, fretting it gives the wrong message about taking food from strangers. But the kiss remained her chief concern. 'Don't you think it's weird that the prince kisses Snow White without her permission?' she asked her daughters, Lincoln, five, and Delta, three. Well darling, if they didn't before, they do now. Kristen has been boasting lately of her love of smoking dope at home and it would be wrong of anyone to assume her views on fairy tales are in any way related to her consumption of mind-altering drugs.

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However, if we start to censor innocent, much-loved traditional stories and popular films because of how women are depicted, where does that lead us? Into the stifling grip of a fairy tale Taliban who would defile any form of art that does not conform to approved ideology. Where would it end? Would the KK (Keira and Kristen) ban Jane Austen's Pride And Prejudice (Keira starred as Elizabeth Bennet in a 2005 film adaptation) or Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre, which both feature women who are, ultimately, redeemed and made happy by wealthy men? If little girls are to be shielded from the fiction of happy ever after, how can they judge the reality of someone like Meghan Markle: the former restaurant hostess who once couldn't afford to fix her car, but then married the handsome, millionaire prince and used him to spread her feminist message — on the official royal website!

We want the best for the next she-generation — but we also want to give them the space to dream little girl dreams, too. Or else what are we raising? A chippy little terracotta army of man-hating warriors who would rather die than wear pink or be nice to boys? Like many of my generation, I grew up with a well-thumbed book of Grimms' Fairy Tales. It had a blue and gold cover and tattered pages that contained all the horror and joy and danger and creepiness that Mittel Europe had dreamed up for centuries. It was equal parts terrifying and liberating — yet few were gulled into thinking that being Cinders or Snowy was a viable career option or a life choice to be admired. What is galling is the assumption made by Keira and Kristen that other women — even their own daughters — are not as clever as them. That they are not smart enough to work it out for themselves, like they did. Instead, the literature they read and the films they watch must now be sanitised and controlled — or humanity must face the consequences.

The great irony is Keira Knightley herself. Even her greatest fans would have to admit the 33-year-old actress has gone a long, long way on her exceptional beauty — rather than on her not-incredibly-impressive acting skills. Keira is the greatest Cinderella of them all, and that's the terrible truth about her fairy tale success.

Keira Knightley reveals she's BANNED her daughter Edie from watching Cinderella and Little Mermaid because of the films' gender representations

By MailOnline Reporter - 16th October, 2018

She currently stars in period drama Colette, a film based on an author's fight to challenge gender norms of the 20th century. And Keira Knightley has revealed she wants her daughter Edie, three, to follow in the writer's footsteps and has banned her from watching Disney classics Cinderella and Little Mermaid because the characters are 'rescued by men'. During her appearance on Ellen on Monday, the screen star, 33, proved to be every inch the doting mother as she insisted she would support her daughter in 'anything she wants to do' with her future career.
The Pride & Prejudice actress, who shares her only child with husband James Righton, detailed her thoughts on the award-winning movies. Keira proudly said: 'She's banned from watching Cinderella, as the film is about waiting around for a rich guy rescue her – no, rescue yourself!
'She's also banned from watching Little Mermaid - do not give your voice up for a man! But I do love the songs', she added. Admitting that she's allowed to watch some cartoon films, she said: 'She likes Finding Dory (the 2016 adventure film Ellen, 60, starred in).' The Bend It Like Beckham star, who is known for sustaining a private personal life, also lifted the lid on her daughter's desires to become a lion: 'She wanted to be a dentist, I'm not sure why, she loves Peppa Pig and fell in love with a dentist episode.' 'Now she wants to a be a lion, she roars very well! Even if she wanted to be an actress, I'm going to support her in anything she wants to do.'

Keira touched on the difficulties of motherhood as she spoke about her Edie's sleeping pattern: 'My daughter is three and a half, she's only just sleeping through the night, a week ago she did for the first time.' Her appearance comes after she revealed musician James, 35, has put his 'life on hold' to care for their daughter so she can work. The former Klaxons star has put his 'life on hold' to care for their daughter so she can work. Keira praised her 'amazing' spouse for taking time out from his music career to take on as many parenting duties as he can when it comes to looking after their three-year-old girl. Speaking to OK! magazine, she said: 'He has been amazing. He's been travelling with me since we had her. He's largely put his life on hold to make sure that I'm still at work and that we're keeping together as a family unit. 'I'm super lucky, I can afford child care. I have a wonderful nanny that has travelled with us as well. When she's there, I feel completely safe that Edie is good. And my mum, whenever my husband can't be there, has flown to wherever we are. Adding: 'They say it takes a village to raise a child - it takes a village to keep a woman at work as well. But if that's where she should be then everybody is very supportive and it's possible.'

Oh and seriously, are we expected to take Keira Knightley seriously - I knew all the stories as a child and I never believed I would live like a fairy tale princess, thank goodness for that or would I have survived all the hard knocks life threw at me? And as for 'rich guys rescuing' a girl, surely, ultimately it is the responsibility of the mother to explain the difference between fact and fiction to a child - who does Keira think is going to explain that to her daughter? A teacher at school, her doting grandmother, the whole village? Anybody but Keira the Great! What surprises me is that none of the reporting has picked up on the fact that Keira stars in many pieces written by her mother - why weren't these roles given to other unknowns ........ so Keira does not think her daughter should rely on a man to rescue her, but will her daughter follow in Keira's footsteps and have every genuine expectation that she will always be there to rescue her. Seriously the woman needs to look into her soul and keep her opinions to herself!

Youngest Spitfire Pilot held up as an example to the dandruff generation besmirching Kipling

Daily Mail | By Leo Mckinstry For The Daily Mail| Published: 21st July 2018 | Updated: 21st July 2018

Memoir of the youngest Battle of Britain pilot reveals his courage in a Spitfire following his death aged 96

The Article was originally called Originally called 'A story of raw heroism every snowflake should read' in hard copy paper

- Geoffrey Wellum the youngest surviving pilot to fly in the Battle of Britain has died aged 96
- On joining 92 Squadron at RAF Northolt, Wellum had not completed his training 
- He was a courageous pilot, playing a heroic part in the fight against the Luftwaffe

Geoffrey Wellum youngest Spitfire Pilot

Wellum's youth proved no hindrance in his daring combat missions through the skies above southern England - image as used in the Daily Mail

On the eve of the Battle of Britain, when Geoffrey Wellum first reported for duty at his RAF squadron base, the adjutant was appalled at the 18-year-old airman's lack of experience 'It's totally bloody stupid. What a way to try to win a war,' said the adjutant. Those feelings were understandable. On joining 92 Squadron at RAF Northolt, Wellum had not completed his training, had less than 100 hours of solo flying, and had not even seen a Spitfire, never mind flown one. Yet Wellum, who has just died at the age of 96, turned out to be a supremely effective, courageous pilot, playing a heroic part in the victorious fight against the Luftwaffe in those crucial months of 1940 His youth, which inspired the nickname of 'Boy' within the RAF, proved no hindrance in his daring combat missions through the skies above southern England. As the youngest Spitfire pilot in the Battle of Britain, still aged just 19 at the height of the conflict, he earned a special place in the pantheon of 'The Few', the phrase famously coined by Winston Churchill to describe the men of Fighter Command who saved our nation in the hour of its greatest peril. Wellum's death comes in the very week that sees the cinema release of a new documentary about the Spitfire, which the Mail's critic Brian Viner described yesterday as impossible to watch 'without shedding a tear'.

Wellum was one of the Battle of Britain veterans interviewed for the film, speaking with poignant but self-deprecating eloquence about his love affair with the iconic plane and the ordeal of combat. 'Being shot down didn't appeal to me,' he said at one stage, with typical RAF understatement. Wellum's contribution to the documentary had all the more resonance because he was the author of perhaps the finest wartime memoir ever written by a Spitfire pilot. Based on his own contemporary notes and published in 2002, this extraordinary book, entitled First Light, went on to become a bestseller, thanks to its vivid descriptions of the air struggle. On joining 92 Squadron at RAF Northolt, Wellum had not completed his training, had less than 100 hours of solo flying, and had not even seen a Spitfire, never mind flown one. With his compelling language, Wellum made readers feel as if they were actually in the Spitfire, as shown in this passage about targeting a Messerschmitt 109 over the English Channel: 'A shade more . . . that's nice . . . you're there, Geoff. The guns fire. I must have pressed the tit [firing button]. A huge puff of white vapour explodes from the entire section of the 109. Masses of it. 'The whole area of the cockpit is enveloped in one great mass of steam. What a burst. That's really clobbered him and, almost before I stop firing, he turns quickly on his back and goes straight into the sea like a gannet.' But Wellum did not shy away from the grim realities of war, including the sense of desolation at the loss of his own comrades, the brutal confusion of so many aerial battles and the impulse for revenge. 'A short time ago, I killed a man. I was excited and elated, totally taken up with the chase. Now this terrific sense of peace. What a strange life we pilots lead,' he wrote.

A further striking theme of First Light is Wellum's profound love of his country, which he was determined to protect, even at the cost of his own life. The text is infused with both lyrical passages about the appeal of England and his fury at the German enemy. Flying over Kent to intercept a Luftwaffe formation, he recorded his enchantment at the landscape and the patriotic affection it triggered: 'Trout streams, water meadows, waders, fast-flowing water, the pretty barmaid at the inn. Dear Jesus, why this?' In another section, he wrote of a pursuit of a German bomber: 'There goes my fox. I find myself gulping with excitement and tension. I'll give you something to take home with you, you stinking great Kraut. You'll know you've been in a fight, even if you get me in the attempt.' Such language would, no doubt, strike today's po-faced snowflake youngsters as appalling on every level. Imbued with the belief that patriotism is a vile form of xenophobia, they could not comprehend the concept of self-sacrifice for the national cause. Nor would this lot — so eager to take offence, such as the Manchester University students who this week censored Rudyard Kipling's poem 'If' because of its supposed links to imperialism and racism — have any grasp of the valour it took to fly on constant sorties, sometimes four or five a day, against daunting odds. A World War Two Supermarine Spitfire like the one Geoffrey Wellum, the youngest surviving pilot to fly in the Battle of Britain flew.

Consider this: at the peak of the Battle of Britain, the life expectancy of a Fighter Command pilot was just four weeks. Yet, instead of wailing about 'stress', bleating about 'trigger warnings' and demanding 'safe spaces', figures like Wellum showed the most remarkable insouciance. Wellum's book, which was made into a BBC film in 2010, showed that he was a natural writer, but he never intended to be one. He had begun the memoir in the mid-Seventies, when at a low ebb because of business troubles and the break-up of his marriage. 'I had nowhere to live. Everything was going pear-shaped,' he later confessed. So, without any intention of publication, he started to write about his war in order to tell himself 'that at some point I had been of use'. The memoir resided for years in a drawer at Wellum's home in Cornwall, until one day he casually showed it to the military historian and author James Holland, who was researching a novel about the RAF. Overwhelmed by the quality of the prose, Holland brought the manuscript to Penguin books, which immediately offered Wellum a generous deal. Having received the news by telephone when he was having a drink in one of his favourite Cornish pubs, he felt astonishment that the London literary world was interested in his tale. 'They picked me up off the floor and poured another Scotch into me.' Despite his ingrained modesty, the phenomenal success of First Light brought Wellum a great deal of pleasure in his final decades. Until then, there had been a sense of anti-climax about his post-war life — hardly a surprise given the emotional intensity of his youthful combat experience. As he once put it: 'I reached the pinnacle of my life before the age of 22.' Throughout his formative years, Wellum had wanted to be an RAF pilot. He was born in Walthamstow in 1921, the only child of a businessman who had been a quartermaster sergeant at Gallipoli during World War I, and later managed an off-licence. The family were sufficiently prosperous to send Geoffrey as a boarder to Forest School in Snaresbrook, where he excelled at sports, especially cricket. 'I was a cocky little bugger, a bit full of myself,' he later recalled. But it was precisely this self-confident precociousness that drove him to fulfil his ambition of joining the RAF. 'I am going to be a pilot and that is all that matters,' he wrote in First Light. Even when he was still at school in 1939, he was accepted by the Air Ministry for a training place, beginning his formal instruction on Tiger Moths. His initial flight only reinforced his dreams of an RAF career, as he felt the 'quivering, bracing wires, the buffering of the slipstream and the sensation of being suspended into mid-air'. But, in contrast to this exhilaration, there were tough times as well. Wellum struggled to gain a mastery of the plane's controls, while his early experiences of night flights were terrifying. On one occasion, he nearly wrote off his plane by crashing into a lamp at his aerodrome and was grounded for several days as a disciplinary action. 'You must start to think about growing up, Wellum. The RAF wants men, not boys,' he was told by a senior officer. But Wellum did not buckle. Aged just 18, he carried on and was rewarded for his persistence by being given operational duties in the Spitfire with 92 Squadron, based for much of the Battle of Britain at Biggin Hill. Like so many RAF pilots, it was love at first sight for Wellum and the legendary plane.

'I let off the brakes and slowly open the throttle. There is a rich, throaty growl from the Merlin engine as I open up still further. The acceleration is something I have never experienced before,' he wrote of his first flight, which saw him 'sweep effortlessly about the sky' while he revelled in the 'grace and curved beauty' of the Spitfire. Wellan joining others to watch a flypast following a service marking the 77th anniversary of the Battle of Britain at Westminster Abbey, London But, as Wellum found, the plane was not just aesthetically elegant, it was also a deadly fighting machine, capable of high manoeuvrability and a heavy punch. Of one battle against a large Luftwaffe bomber fleet, he wrote in First Light: 'I glance round at the ten brave little Spitfires and a strengthened resolve flows through me. There's not many of us, but we'll knock the s**t out of some of you.' Wellum deservedly won the Distinguished Flying Cross for his service in the Battle of Britain. After the Luftwaffe's defeat in the autumn of 1940, Fighter Command went on the offensive against the Reich, carrying out raids against Nazi-occupied France. Once more, Wellum was at the heart of the action, undertaking more than 100 missions in this theatre, though the strain of relentless fighting began to take its toll. 'One lives with fear, especially at night when sleep comes with difficulty,' he wrote. Fortunately, he now had the support of a girlfriend, Grace Neil, whom he went on to marry in 1943, but the pressures of RAF service continued. After a spell as an instructor, in August 1942 he participated in the highly dangerous operation to relieve the siege of the beleaguered island of Malta. Now a flight commander, he had to lead his squadron from the deck of HMS Furious, a risky manoeuvre given that Spitfires had never been designed for maritime aviation. Yet, with his usual pluck, Wellum led a successful mission, with all his Spitfires landing on the island to support the fight against the Axis powers. The reinforcement of aerial defences there was one of the turning points in the Mediterranean War, saving Malta, cutting off the German supply lines and ultimately enabling the triumph of El Alamein in North Africa. But by the autumn of 1942, Wellum was exhausted. Plagued by severe headaches, he was diagnosed with acute sinusitis, underwent major surgery and then returned to England on sick leave. 'I had no reserves left . . . I felt destroyed by the war,' he wrote. On his recovery, with the help of Grace, he was able to work again with the RAF, first as a test pilot with Gloster aircraft, and then as a gunnery instructor.

He remained with the service after the war for another 16 years and undertook important work for the Nato alliance, including 50 special operations with 192 Squadron in which he gathered intelligence about Soviet air strength and, in the Suez crisis of 1956, Egyptian radar defences. His final posting was to North Luffenham in Rutland, where he worked with the Americans on the deployment of the Thor missile system, the world's first operational ballistic nuclear weapons. After 22 years in the RAF, Wellum retired in 1961, but there was a sense of unfulfilment about the subsequent years. His marriage to Grace — which had produced three children — ended in divorce in 1975, while his career in the City of London was short-lived. A later attempt to run a road haulage business also ended in failure, with the result that he retreated to Cornwall. The publication of First Light was, in its way, his redemption. Geoffrey Wellum finally received the recognition he deserved for his wartime exploits, though with characteristic modesty, he saw the book as a wider tribute to the spirit of Fighter Command. With Wellum's death, there are just nine Battle of Britain pilots left. We must cherish them, and the memories of their departed colleague. We owe our freedom to their unselfish patriotism.

Serena Williams takes up Kipling's cause

Serena Williams speaking up for Kipling

The video shows Serena  Williams playing a series of tennis shots as she recites the poem - image as used in the Daily Mail

By Guy Adams for the Daily Mail |Published: 20th July 2018 | Updated: 20th July 2018

- Why Rudyard Kipling's classic poem 'IF' so vilified by Snowflake students is rightly revered by tennis star Serena Williams
- Victorian writer's 300-word celebration of hard work is offensive to minorities
- Kipling was born in Bombay in 1865 and was an advocate of the British Empire
- This in the eyes of modern critics is enough to render all of his work verboten

'Williams, who arguably has done more in her lifetime to advance racial and sexual equality than any other living athlete, is like many fans inspired by the poem's celebration of stoicism and bravery in the face of adversity' The poet Rudyard Kipling was a terrible old racist who 'dehumanised people of colour' and 'stands for the opposite of liberation, empowerment and human rights'. His most popular literary work must therefore be censored. So says one Sara Khan, a self-styled 'queer Muslim woman' who currently rejoices in the job title of 'liberation and access officer' at the University of Manchester's Students Union. This week, Ms Khan presided over a widely reported protest that saw excitable undergraduates daub paint over a new mural of Kipling's poem 'If' that had been added to the Union building in an attempt to motivate students. (In its place, they wrote out a poem by the black American writer Maya Angelou.)

Apparently, the Victorian writer's 300-word celebration of hard work and bloody-minded determination — which has several times been voted Britain's favourite poem — is offensive to ethnic minorities. The reason? Kipling, who was born in Bombay (now Mumbai) in 1865, was, like the vast majority of his countrymen, an advocate of the British Empire. Though many of his famous works, such as the novels Kim and The Jungle Book, contain nuanced and affectionate portrayals of indigenous cultures, some, notably the poem The White Man's Burden, portray other races as inferior. This, in the eyes of modern critics, is enough to render all of his work verboten. Including the famous poem 'If'. They are, of course, entitled to their view. But perhaps these sensitive souls should be a little more generous in the way they judge the social opinions that were held in another age. Or they could take a lesson from the likes of the black tennis star Serena Williams. She has walked past a mural of 'If' on each of the ten occasions she has contested a singles final at Wimbledon, since its most famous lines are carried above the entrance to Centre Court, to inspire players.

Serena has walked past a mural of 'If' on each of the ten occasions she has contested a singles final at Wimbledon, since its most famous lines are carried above the entrance to Centre Court, to inspire players. Williams, who arguably has done more in her lifetime to advance racial and sexual equality than any other living athlete, is like many fans inspired by the poem's celebration of stoicism and bravery in the face of adversity. Last year, she even decided to publish a recording of herself reading a specially adapted version, to celebrate International Women's Day. In the recording, Williams replaced Kipling's final line ('You'll be a Man, my son!') with a form of words more appropriate to the occasion. Namely: 'You'll be a woman, sister!' Some might take the view that Serena's adoption of the 1910 poem highlights the extraordinary degree to which it can remain relevant and inspiring more than a century after publication.

But apparently Manchester's right-on student leaders know better as they sparked yet another round of soul-searching about British cultural icons being demonised by the insidious forces of political correctness. Yesterday, critics accused Ms Khan of 'liberal fascism', arguing that even George Orwell, who once described Kipling as a 'jingo imperialist', might have found recent events a touch, well, Orwellian.
Equally vociferous supporters, meanwhile, stood by her, arguing that Kipling was 'imperialistic and racist' and that the mural was therefore 'inappropriate'. One thing neither side bothered to consider, though, was what 'If' is actually about. For while admirers consider it a brilliant motivational text and Left-wing critics regard it as a stiff-upper-lipped celebration of outmoded values, the truth is that Kipling's poem is a unique, and in its own way quite subversive, take on a little-known chapter in Britain's colonial history. Indeed, had Ms Khan, who claims to be an English Literature student, bothered to actually study the work, she would have learned that it was intended as a bitter condemnation of one of our government's largely forgotten imperial adventures in 1890s Africa. The poem was in fact written to celebrate the exploits of Dr Leander Starr Jameson, a buccaneering Scottish adventurer and friend of Kipling who was betrayed and imprisoned by the British Government.
Jameson, a medical doctor who boasted the Matabele chief Lobengula as a patient — and was made an honorary tribal 'induna', or adviser, in return — came to grief in 1896 when leading an audacious military raid on Boers in the Transvaal region of what would later become South Africa.

Kipling's poem celebrates what he saw as his heroism and bravery, when faced with the duplicity of the British ruling class.
To understand why, we must wind the clock back to the 1890s, when the region was divided into four major colonies: two British (the Cape Colony and Natal) and two Boer ones (Orange Free State and Transvaal). Why is Rudyard Kipling a polarising figure? Once revered as the Bard of Empire, Rudyard Kipling has often been viewed as something of an embarrassment in the post-colonial world. Critics have pointed to his poem Gunga Din (1890), which is written from the point of view of an English soldier in India about an Indian water-bearer, and lines from his novel Kim (1901) such as 'My experience is that one can never fathom the Oriental mind' as examples of how he was a racist.
But academics also say that he had a deep affinity with India and was often affectionate towards the Indian subjects of his work. Last night Rana Mitter, professor of the history and politics of modern China at Oxford University, who has a Bengali family background, described Kipling as 'very respectful of India as a culture and society'. He said: 'Kipling understood India better than his British contemporaries. If you read a poem like Gunga Din you'll see that it isn't contemptuous of India at all, but is respectful. 'However, Kipling was a product of late- Victorian Britain and had prejudices that were commonplace at that time.' Professor Mitter said Kipling's The Ballad Of East And West, which contains the famous line 'East is East and West is West and never the twain shall meet', is more problematic. Born in Bombay in 1865, Kipling was sent away to school in England when he was five. In 1882 he returned to India, where he worked for newspapers. Aside from his poetry, among his best known work is The Jungle Book from 1894, which became a children's classic and inspired a film produced by Walt Disney in 1967. He died in 1936.

Even though Kipling became the first English-speaking recipient of the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1907, he refused a knighthood and the Order of Merit from the British Government and the King, along with posts of Poet Laureate and Companion of Honour, saying he would not accept an award that would identify him with one country. In private, the author liked to refer to his sovereign, Edward VII, as 'a corpulent voluptuary'.
This disdain for the authorities — again something today's angry young Lefties should, in theory, applaud — was cemented when Kipling's only son, Lieutenant John Kipling, was killed in the Great War Battle of Loos in 1915. John's body was never found, prompting Kipling to write: 'If any question why we died / Tell them because our fathers lied.' His sorrow and anger persisted until his death in 1936. Over the years that followed 'If' would, of course, catch the imagination of people of all political persuasions. 'It was the favourite poem, for example, of that anti-imperialist American president, Woodrow Wilson, a strong believer in self-determination,' says Kipling's biographer David Gilmour. 'It is also a great favourite with the Burmese leader, Aung San Suu Kyi, who said it was not "imperial bombast" but 'a great poem for dissidents' — at a time when she was a dissident, and even produced a Burmese translation to inspire her supporters.' Recent times have, however, been less forgiving, with Kipling attacked because some of his work — particularly earlier poems — are seen to have advocated colonialism. All of which dismays such experts as David Gilmour. 'Kipling might be accused of racial disparagement rather than of racism, but so could almost anyone of that period,' he adds. 'Even Gandhi did not think that black Africans should have the same rights in South Africa as whites or Indians.
Jeering at our ancestors because they were not as "enlightened" as us has always seemed to me a rather fatuous and anti-historical exercise.'
But in modern academia, more's the pity, it's now par for the course. Source and full article : Daily Mail

The inflammatory article

Now snowflake students censor 'racist' Kipling - They paint over classic verses put on university wall to inspire hard work

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By Eleanor Harding for the Daily Mail | Thursday. 19th July 2018 |By Joe Middleton and Martin Robinson, Uk Chief Reporter For Mailonline |Published: 18th July 2018 | Updated: 19th July 2018

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Victorian writer Rudyard Kipling's most famous poem 'If' has been removed

- Students paint over Rudyard Kipling poem 'If' just a WEEK after the art was erected on a campus wall because of writer's 'racist and imperialistic' words - and replace it with Maya Angelou piece
- The Jungle Book author is considered one of England's greatest ever writers
- Students at the University of Manchester painted over his poem 'If'
- They claim it is 'deeply inappropriate' to promote the work of Kipling
- Fatima Abid, general secretary of the SU, said: 'Black and brown voices have been written out of history enough'

Irate students have painted over Rudyard Kipling's venerated poem 'If' - repeatedly voted the nation's favourite - because they believe he was a racist. The much-loved 1895 work, which is inscribed over the entrance to Wimbledon's Centre Court, was put up to inspire undergraduates and staff. But within a week students had replaced it with 'Still I Rise' by Maya Angelou, branding the University of Manchester's decision 'deeply inappropriate' and upsetting to ethnic minorities. A team removed Kipling's verses on Monday and accused the university of insulting students by putting it up without consulting them and saying: 'Black and brown voices have been written out of history enough'. But critics have called the protesters 'snowflakes' and accused them of 'outrageous cultural vandalism'. The stand against Kipling is one of a number against famous British historical figures including Cecil Rhodes, Edward Colston, Winston Churchill and many others linked to the country's imperialist past.

Sara Khan was among the protesters and the students' union has since apologised for not consulting them before putting up the nation's favourite poem

The 1895 work contains no reference to race, but the students said it was still offensive because some of Kipling's other works are about colonialism. His 1899 poem The White Man's Burden has been criticised in modern times for advocating colonialism and portraying other races as inferior.

Why is Rudyard Kipling a polarising figure? Once revered as the Bard of Empire, Rudyard Kipling has often been viewed as something of an embarrassment in the post-colonial world. Critics have pointed to his poem Gunga Din (1890), which is written from the point of view of an English soldier in India about an Indian water-bearer, and lines from his novel Kim (1901) such as 'My experience is that one can never fathom the Oriental mind' as examples of how he was a racist. But academics also say that he had a deep affinity with India and was often affectionate towards the Indian subjects of his work. Last night Rana Mitter, professor of the history and politics of modern China at Oxford University, who has a Bengali family background, described Kipling as 'very respectful of India as a culture and society'.
He said: 'Kipling understood India better than his British contemporaries. If you read a poem like Gunga Din you'll see that it isn't contemptuous of India at all, but is respectful. 'However, Kipling was a product of late- Victorian Britain and had prejudices that were commonplace at that time.' Professor Mitter said Kipling's The Ballad Of East And West, which contains the famous line 'East is East and West is West and never the twain shall meet', is more problematic. Born in Bombay in 1865, Kipling was sent away to school in England when he was five. In 1882 he returned to India, where he worked for newspapers. Aside from his poetry, among his best known work is The Jungle Book from 1894, which became a children's classic and inspired a film produced by Walt Disney in 1967. He died in 1936.

And his much-loved work The Jungle Book has also been branded racially insensitive. But many, including academics, say he was respectful and affectionate towards the empire, especially India, where he was born in 1865. Staff at the Manchester students' union commissioned a local artist to paint 'If' to motivate undergraduates in their studies. But on Friday the union's student representatives complained that they had not been consulted and decided to have it removed. They replaced it with the 1978 poem Still I Rise by American civil rights activist Maya Angelou, which was read by Nelson Mandela at his presidential inauguration in 1994. Welfare officer Deej Malik-Johnson told The Tab website: 'On Friday, we noticed an artist had painted a Rudyard Kipling poem in the students' union. This was done without our consultation or approval. 'This was especially problematic given the poet's imperialistic and racist work such as The White Man's Burden, where Kipling explains how it is the responsibility of white men to "civilise" black and Asian people through colonialism. 'We decided to paint over that poem and replace it with Still I Rise by Maya Angelou, a poem about resilience and overcoming our history by a brilliant black woman.' On Facebook, Liberation and Access Officer at the University of Manchester Students Union Sara Khan, wrote: 'A failure to consult students during the process of adding art to the newly renovated SU building resulted in Rudyard Kipling's work being painted on the first floor last week.
'We, as an exec team, believe that Kipling stands for the opposite of liberation, empowerment, and human rights - the things that we, as an SU, stand for. 'Well-known as author of the racist poem 'The White Man's Burden', and a plethora of other work that sought to legitimate the British Empire's presence in India and de-humanise people of colour, it is deeply inappropriate to promote the work of Kipling in our SU, which is named after prominent South African anti-Apartheid activist, Steve Biko.' Fatima Abid, the general secretary of Manchester's SU, added on Twitter: 'Today, as a team we removed an imperialist's work from the walls of our union and replaced them with the words of Maya Angelou- God knows black and brown voices have been written out of history enough, and it's time we try to reverse that, at the very least in our union.'

Rudyard Kipling is considered a great English writer- with his poem's often featuring as some of the nation's most popular. Students at the University of Manchester have replaced 'If' by Rudyard Kipling with 'Still I Rise' by Maya Angelou. The Union has also apologised. Students' continued protests against Britain's historical figures. This is not the first time students have decided to take action against a historical figure them deem offensive. At Oxford University some students were protesting against the Victorian imperialist Cecil Rhodes- handily named the 'Rhodes Must Fall' protest. In recent years, students have taken part in a 'Mass March for Decolonisation' in the city and have taken exception about about the presence of the statue. Demonstrators have chanted 'tear it down' and 'Rhodes must fall' and argued that the mining magnate was racist. In another incident in January a number of people stormed a Churchill- themed cafe- the students,were led by members of's School of African Studies (SOAS). The protesters suggested Winston Churchill was a 'colonialist' and also a 'racist'. In October last year Cambridge University Student Union's women's officer Lola Olufemi penned an open letter titled 'Decolonising the English Faculty' The letter, signed by around 150 university students, said: 'For too long, teaching English at Cambridge has encouraged a 'traditional' and 'canonical' approach that elevates white male authors at the expense of all others. 'What we can no longer ignore, however, is the fact that the curriculum, taken as a whole, risks perpetuating institutional racism.' Campaigners at a number of institutions have now argued that some teaching excludes female authors and people from an ethnic minority background. A spokesman said: 'We understand that we made a mistake in our approach to a recent piece of artwork by failing to garner student opinion at the start of a new project. We accept that the result was inappropriate and for that we apologise.'

He added that the union would make changes to 'guarantee that student voices are heard and considered properly' so that 'every outcome is representative of our membership'. 'We're working closely with the union's elected officers to learn all we can from this situation and are looking forward to introducing powerful, relevant and meaningful art installations across the students' union building over the coming months,' he said. Chris McGovern, of the Campaign for Real Education, criticised the Manchester students saying: 'This is outrageous cultural vandalism. Kipling is a much beloved poet. 'These students are closing off access to one of our most popular poems and it is Liberal Fascism.
'They are snowflakes who should not be indulged. Forcing your views on other people should have no place in British society.' The University of Manchester said it would not be appropriate to comment because the students' union is an independent body. It comes after Oxford University students led an unsuccessful campaign to tear down a statue of the 19th century imperialist Cecil Rhodes. They also forced the university authorities to move a portrait of Theresa May by putting up signs saying she was 'hostile' to immigrants. At Bristol, students tried to force the authorities to change the name of a building named after benefactor Henry Overton Wills III, a cigarette maker whose family company was said to have benefited from slavery. Critics have said it is wrong for students to try to censor the past and that they should instead view writers and figures in their historical context.

'If'' by Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And—which is more—you'll be a Man, my son!

Calls to ban Zulu for 'being racist' and how we're letting the lunatic fringe dictate our culture

By Dominic Sandbrook for the Daily Mail | Published: 01:33, 29 June 2018 | Updated: 08:47, 29 June 2018

There are, in the annals of cinema, few scenes more likely to have men of a certain age sobbing into their handkerchiefs than that wonderful moment in Zulu. You know the one I mean. Alone and exhausted at Rorke's Drift, the massively outnumbered British defenders hear the Zulus singing their haunting war chant. 'Do you think the Welsh can't do better than that, Owen?' murmurs Lieutenant Chard (played by Stanley Baker).

'Well, they've got a very good bass section, mind, but no top tenors, that's for sure,' replies Pte Owen (Ivor Emmanuel). Then, his voice unexpectedly resonant in the morning air, Owen strikes up 'Men Of Harlech', and then — well, you probably know the rest. And if you don't, you should watch the film without delay.

Even today, 54 years after its release, Zulu has lost none of its power. It is a film about men under fire, of course. But it is also a film about heroism, fear and sacrifice. Set during the Zulu War of 1879, it is a patriotic film, but not a jingoistic one. When the Zulus sing one last song to honour the courage of the British defenders, or when Lt Chard gazes wearily over the piles of African dead, there is rarely a dry eye in the house.

So when the Silver Screen Cinema in Folkestone announced a special screening of Zulu to raise money for the Armed Forces charity SSAFA, they could hardly have made a better choice. Or so you might have thought. But some people see things differently. Almost unbelievably, this week it emerged that more than two dozen signed an open letter to the town's mayor, urging him to cancel the screening. Their explanation is, in its way, a masterpiece of ignorance. 'We believe,' they write, 'that the choice of the film Zulu, with its inaccurate portrayal of historical events and its distortions and racist overtones could have a negative effect on relationships within the changing and richly diverse communities here in Folkestone.' Where do you start with all this? Is Zulu markedly less accurate than other films (not least Hollywood's recent versions of history, such as Saving Private Ryan, which ignored British and Russian involvement in World War II)? Not at all. Is it demonstrably racist? Again, obviously not. The film takes care to show the Zulus as noble adversaries. Indeed, the current Zulu leader Mangosuthu Buthelezi served as an adviser to the filmmakers and actually plays his own great-grandfather, King Cetshwayo. Could a charity screening of Zulu really have a 'negative effect' on race relations on the Kentish coast? Is it plausible that, having seen it, people will start throwing spears at each other, or barricade themselves in their homes and open fire on passing foreigners? Of course not.

If this story were just a bizarre anomaly, it would be easy to laugh it off. Unfortunately, though, it is part of a trend. For there was another story about censorship this week, this time from America. Yielding to pressure from more self-proclaimed activists, the U.S. Association for Library Service to Children has removed Laura Ingalls Wilder's name from its award for children's literature.

As many readers will know, Wilder was the author of the Little House On The Prairie series, published in the Thirties and Forties, which told the story of a pioneer family in the 19th-century American West. Turned into a hugely popular TV series in the Seventies and Eighties, the books are the embodiment of old-fashioned, innocent children's entertainment, which makes them irresistible to little girls, even today. So why on earth take Wilder's name off the award? You can probably guess. Wilder's books, her critics claim, are full of 'anti-Native and anti-Black sentiments'. The characters say things like: 'The only good Indian is a dead Indian.' Worse, they even call black people 'darkies'. Today, we rightly regard such terms as utterly unacceptable, but the fact is that in the 19th century, when the stories are set, people really did say such things — and worse. Never mind that Wilder was a product of her time, as are we all. For when the activists shouted 'Racist!', not even the childlike innocence of her stories was enough to save her. I am not alone, I know, in feeling nothing but contempt for the disingenuousness, mean-spiritedness, sanctimony and intolerance of these people. I'm not alone, either, in feeling utterly infuriated by the cowardice of the authorities, who are incapable of realising that appeasement only encourages them to find a fresh target.

What I find really depressing, though, is that this is becoming such a familiar story. The activists make a fuss. The rest of us scoff, sigh or shrug them off as maniacs. But the authorities, terrified of being branded racist, give ground. And so, almost without anybody noticing, we take one more step towards a culture defined by the suffocating narrow-mindedness of the lunatic fringe. If that sounds too sensationalist, then consider this. Only a few months ago, a friend at Oxford told me that she no longer teaches Joseph Conrad's novella The Nigger Of The 'Narcissus', because the title alone means she risks being branded a racist. Never mind that Conrad is a novelist of genius and that Narcissus is a book of note. And never mind that the whole point of reading fiction is to take us outside our bubbles, to challenge our preconceptions, to surprise and provoke us. Again, of course, it would be outrageous to use such terms about black people now, but surely students are capable of understanding the difference between moral values in the past and moral values today?The irony is the ultra-liberal censors, these new fascists of our age, preach about diversity. But they are obsessed by only one thing: race, or, more accurately, accusing others of being racist. They're certainly not interested in diversity of thought, which might challenge their petty ideological prejudices.

So Zulu is out. Little House On The Prairie is out, too. What next?

An obvious target is anything written by a 'dead white man', to use the liberal fascists' own jargon. William Shakespeare is out, obviously, because of the anti-Semitic figure of Shylock, the moneylender in The Merchant Of Venice, and the alleged racism of his portrayal of Othello (the 'thick-lips', as one character calls him). Who else? Dickens has to go, partly because of the anti-Semitic caricature of Fagin in Oliver Twist, but also because his women are all drippy, passive fantasy figures. Rudyard Kipling is definitely out, because his books show the British Empire in India in a good light.

How long before the censors come for Agatha Christie, whose early books also stereo-typed Jewish people and who was also guilty of using the 'N' word in the title of one? And amid the current hysteria about sexual harassment, will any cinema ever be allowed to show an old 007 film? Where will it end? Well, it will never end. And because these censors have no sense of humility, they cannot conceive that people in the future will doubtless find us guilty of prejudices invisible to us today.

By then, though, what will be left of Western culture? For if Zulu isn't safe, if Laura Ingalls Wilder is not safe, if even the slightest hint of political incorrectness is enough to disqualify you, then nothing and nobody is safe. The truth is that these people are the enemies, not just of tradition or even of tolerance, but of the imagination itself. They talk endlessly about celebrating difference. But what they want to do is to suppress difference, control the imagination and rewrite history. And that, of course, is why they must be fought. Hear Hear! But then you knew I'd agree!

'Call a dick a dick!' Parliament chefs' move to rebrand a classic British dessert as 'Spotted Richard' sends Twitter users into meltdown!

Classic British pudding fans are furious after the name change was revealed

By Imogen Blake For Mailonline |Published: 15th June 2018 | Updated: 15th June 2018

- They have taken to social media to demand it is changed back
- The move was said to be made to avoid sniggering or embarrassment
- 'Call a dick a dick!' Parliament chefs' move to rebrand a classic British dessert as 'Spotted Richard' sends Twitter users into meltdown
- MPs and fans of classic British puddings are furious after Parliament chefs revealed they would be rebranding 'Spotted Dick' as 'Richard'.

The move was said to be made to avoid sniggering or embarrassment - but now Twitter users are up in arms over the decision. Taking the opportunity to use cheeky innuendo, dozens have called for the Strangers Dining Room, the 19th-century restaurant used to entertain the guests of MPs, to change the name back to 'Spotted Dick'. Michael Fabricant, the MP for Lichfield, led the charge and tweeted: Call a dick a dick, I say!' Dr Majorie Bark gleefully added: 'Oh grow up! It's Dick! Dick! Dick! Dick! If you're too bashful, order the treacle tart. 'I'm going to start a campaign to rename custard to something suitably suggestive.' It is thought that the staff hoped the decision to rebrand the iconic sponge pudding dessert - which is studded with raisins or currants and usually served with custard - would cause less of a stir with guests but it appeared to have had the opposite effect. People on social media were furious that the iconic British pudding's name had been changed in a Parliament dining room

Spotted Dick Pudding and Custard

Image as seen on Daily Mail Online - © Shutterstock / Margie Edwards

What is Spotted Dick?

Spotted Dick is a classic British pudding, made with suet and dried fruit, usually currants or raisins, and often served with custard. It is made from suet pastry sprinkled with dried fruit, which is then rolled into a round shape. It is steamed and then served hot. 'Dick' was widely used as a term for a plain pudding in the 19th century, despite being the subject of double-entendres today.

Andrea Jenkyns, Conservative MP for Morley and Outwood, revealed that her waiter had offered her a slice of 'Spotted Richard' from the special desserts menu. Ms Jenkyns told The Telegraph he had 'to bite on my lip to stop myself from laughing'. 'I had to ask twice, just to be sure,' she continued. 'They have a traditional desserts section, which changes daily, so I asked what the dessert was and that's when they said it.' Now the rebrand has gone viral on social media, with several Twitter users saying it was an example of 'political correctness gone mad'.

Another also railed against the 'posh' name for custard, Creme Anglais, and said trying to make it seem 'pretentious' was just as irritating as renaming Spotted Dick. The pudding was said to be created in 1849 by Alexis Soyer.

The BBC picked up this debate as early as 2009!

Salad Cream Alert!

Now Millennials are ruining salad cream too! As Heinz plan to rename it sandwich cream, an outraged JAN MOIR blames a generation with only one squeezy bottle of common sense between them

Advert for Heinz Salad Cream circa 1950s or 1960s

'Heinz is planning on renaming Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream as so many young people are confused about what it does' - Image and narrative sourced from the Advertising Archives as used in the Daily Mail article reproduced below

- Heinz is planning to rename its popular Salad Cream bottles to Sandwich Cream
- According to the US company, the move is for younger, millennial customers
- But Jan Moir and other Brits have slammed the decision, praising Salad Cream

By Jan Moir for the Daily Mail | Published: 6th June 2018 | Updated: 7th June 2018

Not this. Not now. Haven't we suffered enough? Right up there with the outrage of Walkers putting Cheese & Onion crisps in the blue bag instead of the green one, and then the Galaxy Truffle chocolate removed from a box of Celebrations, comes the latest affront on the foodie front. Brace yourselves, Baby Boomers, for Heinz is planning to rename Britain's beloved Salad Cream. The American company now wants to call it Sandwich Cream because, it says, few people actually put it on salad, so its purpose and use has become confusing to — hold on — younger customers.

Heinz is planning on renaming Salad Cream to Sandwich Cream as so many young people are confused about what it does. What? Yes, blame Millennials again; that entire generation of dopes wandering the country with only one squeezy bottle of common sense between them, a tribe unable to engage with the real world unless someone on Twitter is telling them what to do and how to do it. Even when it comes to something as simple as preparing a quick lunch. Do we have to spell everything out for these fledgling fools, seemingly confused even by basic condiment rules? Apparently yes, so let me lead the way. Gather round. Notebooks out. Listen. You don't have to put tomato sauce on tomatoes, there is no rule that says you can only put brown sauce on brown stuff, horseradish is not a radish eaten by horses and mustard is much more than the colour of Amal Clooney's outfit at Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding. Hey kids, one more thing. When it says 'shake before opening' it means the bottle, not you. Sandwich Cream? For Brits of a certain age, no childhood summer was complete without a ribbon of proper Heinz Salad Cream running through picnics, high teas, memories and yes, sometimes sandwiches, too.

This is what the planned new bottle of Sandwich Cream from US brand Heinz could look like :

Original Heinz Salad Cream LabelProposed Heinz Salad Cream Label

'Salad Cream is an English staple, and for Brits of a certain age, no childhood summer was complete without it / This is what the planned new bottle of Sandwich Cream from US brand Heinz could look like' - Images and narrative sourced from the Advertising Archives as used in the Daily Mail article reproduced here

Just one glimpse of that slim glass bottle with the girlish shoulders, its pale, creamy contents glimmering within, brings back a rush of memories. Lettuces wilted under its assault; cubes of pickled beetroot turned Calpol pink under its brutal attention; halved boiled eggs and quartered tomatoes were helpless under its glossy cloak of unctuous gunk. This most British of sauces is loathed by the rest of the world — another reason to utterly adore it. It is an acquired taste and most of us acquired it by the age of seven — no one really knows why. On the gourmet front, it hasn't got much going for it, being high in vinegar, low in sophistication and generally a thin, poor, sharp, unforgiving and weedy cousin to mayonnaise.
Yet to change its name and its standing in our affections would be like ravens leaving the Tower, and I don't meant a tower of striped cucumber slices. The point is that everyone in the UK has managed just fine with the concept of Salad Cream for 104 years. No one else tolerates, or even likes it very much, but it has appealed to Brits since Heinz developed it for our domestic market back in 1914. A recipe for English Salad Sauce appeared in Eliza Acton's 1845 Modern Cookery For Private Families, while Mrs Beeton also developed a version in her recipe collections. However, it was the Heinz version that caught on, soon establishing itself as the perfect accompaniment to a traditional British garden salad. During World War II it came into its own when there was no tomato sauce to jazz up dreary wartime fare.
Baked potatoes doused in Salad Cream were a treat known as Victory Potatoes — which gives me a pang of pride in a Dunkirk spirit that even extended to making the best of a bad supper. Listen, Heinz. We are a nation who went to war with this stuff in our bellies, so don't start messing with it now. Naturally, because Salad Cream is so British, it comes with a banquet of class connotations.
While some love it and see it as the cream of champions, others perceive it as the ultimate essence of chav; up there with the horror of aerosol Dairy Cream and tinned fruit cocktail. Posh people wouldn't be seen dead with it in their cupboards! On Julia Hartley-Brewer's Talk Radio show yesterday, Lib Dem leader Sir Vince Cable was asked where he stood on the Salad Cream/Sandwich Cream divide. 'I think we call it mayonnaise don't we, or is that too French?' he sniffed, the querulous voice of the Home Counties snob, forever worried that it was going to be caught out by condiments.

Salad Cream will never be classy, like Gentleman's Relish or artisanal ketchups or home-made mayonnaise. It will never have international foodie cachet, like aioli (garlicky mayonnaise from the Med) or sriracha (chilli pepper sauce from Thailand) or Tabasco. No, it will never be cool or trendy, but until this point, we did not care. We did what we wanted with it in the privacy of our own homes. We could, and would, squirt Salad Cream onto chips, make daisy shapes around gammon and pineapple platters or, if you were my childhood friend, David, pump a yellow lake amid an alpine range of mashed potato. I want to be honest. When I moved to London in my teens, I left my Salad Cream days behind. Not because of foodie pretensions, more from being introduced to Hellmann's Mayonnaise. From that moment onwards, it became my factory made, chemical-rich mayo sauce of choice. Later, my flatmate Eddy kept the Salad Cream dream alive, dolloping unfeasible amounts of it onto her roast chicken portions from Marks & Spencer. Back in Scotland, at my sister's, I can practically mow her out of the way for a taste of that stuff, in the door of the fridge as always, ready to be pumped onto an egg salad sandwich or a fish finger or two. I'm no purist.
Of course, this is not the first time there has been a Salad Cream controversy. In 1999, Heinz floated the notion that it was thinking of withdrawing Salad Cream from the market. There was a public outcry, with a deluge of letters to Heinz and a protest movement spearheaded by Labour's Roy Hattersley. Salad Cream lived to fight another day, rebranded and became slightly more expensive than it was before. I do hope Heinz is not messing with our minds again, especially as sales dropped 5.4 per cent to £28.8 million last year. It is the cream of champions, the great creamy divide between U and non-U, between posh and les pauvres. And more than that, it's ours, Heinz. So leave it alone.

Skirts are cool, boys are told: School bans shorts in summer in favour of 'gender neutral' uniform policy

- Chiltern Edge Secondary School in Oxfordshire bans boys from wearing shorts 
- It insists those who don't want to wear trousers must opt for skirts instead
- New uniform policy stipulates a 'trousers or skirts only' policy which was backed by head teacher Moira Green

By Eleanor Harding for the Daily Mail | Published: 23:08 3rd June 2018 | Updated: 09:05 4th June 2018

A school has said boys who find trousers too hot in the summer months should instead wear a skirt as part of a ‘gender-neutral’ uniform policy. Chiltern Edge Secondary School in Oxfordshire has banned boys from wearing shorts and insists those who don’t want to wear trousers must don a skirt. Leaders at the school in Sonning Common introduced a ‘more formal’ uniform policy at the beginning of the academic year that stipulated that the only leg wear permitted was trousers or skirts.

Following the change, parent Alastair Vince-Porteous asked staff if his son could wear tailored shorts – but the school said that they were not part of the uniform. The bemused father was then told that the uniform policy was ‘gender-neutral’ and boys could of course wear a skirt if they wished. The move follows a trend for schools adopting gender-neutral policies to help transgender pupils feel more welcome. Many schools now say skirts and trousers can be worn by either gender. Under the Equality Act, schools have a duty to protect transgender students from discrimination. This case came to light at the weekend, as temperatures are set to soar to 26C (79F) next week. Mr Vince-Porteous said: ‘I was told shorts are not part of the uniform. It’s a shame we can’t be more grown up about it, we aren’t asking for ra-ra skirts or skinny jeans, just grey tailored shorts for two months a year, it’s not a big deal. ‘I know that in the past other schools have worn skirts so I asked if my son was able to do that – and the school said yes.’ Fellow parent Joanne Muday said: ‘It’s nuts to make the kids wear blazers and ties when it gets very hot.’

The introduction of the new uniform policy came after the school was branded inadequate by Ofsted. In August the school – which has the capacity for 900 pupils, but as of January last year had only 507 – will join the Maiden Erlegh Trust and become an academy. Students hail from nearby areas such as Caversham, Reading and Theresa May’s Maidenhead constituency. Headteacher Moira Green said: ‘In September 2017, with the support of parents, Chiltern Edge made the decision to move to a more formal uniform. This has been a success. Maiden Erlegh Trust, in preparation for September 2018, wholeheartedly support Chiltern Edge’s adoption of a more formal uniform.’

For the love of God - the school is 'branded inadequate by Ofsted' and they respond with this ................ as usual for any further comments on this monumental pc stupidity enter 'words fail me' in the tick box!

Dambusters N*gger survives!

Controversial name of Dambusters dog will NOT be censored when the film is screened in cinemas to mark mission's 75th anniversary

The Dambuster Crew andGibson's Labrador

Devoted: Wing Commander Guy Gibson VC, (right), with his Labrador and fellow officers - image sourced from Daily Mail online article

- Director Michael Anderson's film will play unedited in 400 cinemas on Thursday 
- The film features a Labrador called N***** as Wing Commander Gibson's pet
- As part of the screening Dan Snow will discuss the operation's importance

By George Martin For Mailonline | 21:53, 16 May 2018 |

A series of anniversary screenings of the Dambusters will include the controversial name of the film's dog - it has been confirmed.  The movie features a black Labrador, who was the mascot for RAF 617 squadron, called N*****. But the studio behind the anniversary screenings - which are due to take place on the 75th anniversary of the mission it was based on - said the canine's name will not be removed.

A statement from Studiocanal, the distributor of the film, said: 'While we acknowledge some of the language used in The Dam Busters reflects historical attitudes which audiences may find offensive, for reasons of historical accuracy we have opted to present the film as it was originally screened.'  Director Michael Anderson's 1955 war film will play unedited in 400 cinemas on Thursday May 17.  As part of the screening, TV historian Dan Snow will explore the history of the Royal Air Force's 1943 attack on the Mohne, Eder, and Sorpe dams in Nazi Germany using Barnes Wallis' bouncing bomb. Snow will be joined by relatives of both the film's crew and the original 617 Squadron, who carried out the raids, for a live event broadcast via satellite from the Royal Albert Hall.

The last-surviving British member of 617 Squadron, George 'Johnny' Johnson shared his delight ahead of the film's return to the big screen and the wider commemorations planed for the raids' anniversary. Johnson said: 'I think it's wonderful. I shall be most grateful for the opportunity to watch it but also to take part in this tremendous presentation to start with. 'That raid is stuck in my mind and it is as livid today as it was 75 years ago. 'To see it represented in this wonderful arrangement to me means more than anything else.' When asked how accurately the film depicted the actual events, Johnson praised the performance of actor Michael Redgrave as the bouncing bomb creator Barnes Wallis. Johnson said: 'I was pleased to see there wasn't too much of this 'hail-fellow-well-met' sort of attitude. 'It was well portrayed. I think Michael Redgrave as Barnes Wallis was a wonderful representation of a wonderful man. 'And Barnes Wallis' daughter Mary quite agrees with that.'

Johnson also shared his memories of Wing Commander Guy Gibson, who led 617 Squadron through Operation Chastise. Johnson said: 'His true leadership was in the attack situation. 'He made the first attack on the Mohne dam. 'Not only was he dropping his bomb, he was assessing its defence. 'As he called each aircraft in, he flew alongside them. That to me says 'you're doing this, I'm doing this, we're doing it together'. 'It is the essence of a good leader in the attack situation. But he was very difficult to get on with outside of that.' The 4K restoration of The Dam Busters and the accompanying live broadcast from the Royal Albert Hall will appear in cinemas across the UK on May 17. Source : Daily Mail

Now they want to Smash nelson out of existence!

On 18th April the debate shows no sign of abating - considering the lack of news on the same date in 1930, it shows how we have all embraced allowing ourselves to hide behind social media when wishing to speak out anonymously!

As Historic England calls for a debate on knocking down Nelson's Column, DOMINIC SANDBROOK says the way such bodies constantly give in to the far Left is beneath contempt

By Dominic Sandbrook for the Daily Mail | |

We went on a family outing to London a few weeks ago to see the sights. Among our stops was, inevitably, Trafalgar Square, where the children peered up at the figure of Horatio, Lord Nelson, almost 170ft above the streets on his mighty granite column. Few lives in our national history are more rousing than that of the vicar's son from Norfolk. Having lost an eye and an arm in the struggle against Napoleon's cruel tyranny, Nelson faced the fleets of France and Spain at Trafalgar in 1805 in a titanic showdown for control of the seas. Opening the battle with the signal 'England expects that every man will do his duty', Nelson steered his fleet to a glorious victory, only to be cut down by a French sniper on the deck of HMS Victory. As he breathed his last, the battle was won and Britain was saved.


It's a great story, and it is not surprising that the children loved it, staring wide-eyed up at the distant figure of the hero who saved his country. Indeed, more than two centuries after Trafalgar, Nelson's Column remains one of the great symbols of Britain itself. Along with Big Ben, Buckingham Palace and the Tower of London, it has become an emblem of our identity. You might assume, therefore, that no sane person would contemplate knocking Nelson's Column down. Would the French consider demolishing the Arc de Triomphe? Would the Italians discuss detonating the Colosseum? Would the Americans blow up the Lincoln Memorial? Yet the quango Historic England thinks we need a 'debate' about the future of 'controversial' statues and memorials. As if that were not enough, it has even circulated a little clip on social media, showing a wrecking ball knocking Nelson off his pedestal. In case you think you misread that last paragraph, let me repeat that the clip was not made by some group of ISIS-inspired fanatics, or by a group of student-union loonies. It was made by a government-backed public body, which spends almost £90 million of our money a year to 'help people care for, enjoy and celebrate England's spectacular historic environment'. You may well think that knocking down one of the greatest symbols of our national history is a pretty deranged way of caring for our historic environment. A spokesman for Historic England whimpered that they were only trying to encourage a debate, which is what people always say when they have been caught out. But the truth, as Historic England well know, is that they were merely copying an argument made in the Guardian by the Left-wing writer Afua Hirsch. She claimed that Nelson's Column is a symbol of slavery because Nelson 'used his seat in the House of Lords and his position of huge influence to perpetuate the tyranny, serial rape and exploitation organised by West Indian planters, some of whom he counted among his closest friends'. Like many columnists, Ms Hirsch trades on being provocative. She has carved out a lucrative role as a self-appointed flagellant, forever berating the rest of us about the supposed crimes of the British Empire. Personally, I find her version of our national history ludicrously one-sided, but she is perfectly entitled to write whatever she wants. For Historic England to copy her, however, strikes me as shameful. This is a body, after all, that has been entrusted by the Government with the care of our national heritage. It spends our own money, in other words, looking after our history — in theory. But in practice, it seems to have fallen victim to a pervasive and entirely unreflective culture of political correctness. If you want to see what a culture of box-ticking looks like, you could do worse than look at Historic England's advertisement for eight-week 'heritage training placements' for undergraduates and recent graduates, for which only people who 'identify as having Black, Asian or other Minority Ethnic Heritage or mixed heritage' need apply. Or look at its most recent historical project, which aims to celebrate 'Britain's LGBTQ heritage'. The overwhelming picture is of an institution so desperate to advertise its progressive credentials, so keen to genuflect before the cult of victimhood, that it sees its proper role as apologising for our history, rather than celebrating it. And in this topsy-turvy world, knocking down Nelson probably sounds a wonderful idea. The problem is that this is not some crazy one-off, but part of a pattern. Only last weekend, for example, it emerged that Oxford University is to spend at least £20,000 on a project to 'confront its colonial history'. Not only is the university building a website flagellating itself for 'racism, classism and colonialism', it also plans to commission a copy of Oriel College's Cecil Rhodes statue, on which students will be invited to write 'graffiti, including swear words'.


This is not, I promise, some elaborate spoof. It is a genuine initiative by the oldest university in the country, so frightened of a tiny minority of far-Left headcases that it would rather grovel in the gutter than stand up for its own history. This is becoming a sadly familiar story. In every case it begins with a small group of self-appointed agitators, who shout and scream about the so-called crimes of Empire until the authorities give them what they want. The Cecil Rhodes statute is a case in point. Until 2015 few people even knew it was there. Then some students began howling about it, and overnight it became 'controversial'. And that, of course, is how Historic England describe Nelson's Column in its clip. But no sane person would have seen anything wrong with it until Hirsch wrote her attention-seeking article. The problem, by the way, is not Ms Hirsch and her fellow self-appointed agitators. They are entitled to shout and scream as much as they like. The real problem is the weakness, cowardice and dishonesty of Establishment bodies trusted by us to guard our history and heritage. They should have the backbone to stick up for Britain. The depressing reality, however, is that they are appeasers. Steeped in a culture of political correctness, they always give way, allowing the far-Left's version of our history to poison the mainstream. It clearly does not occur to them that the Left will never be satisfied. They will always find another statute they want to blow up, another author they want erased from the curriculum, another aspect of our national identity they want eradicated from history.


Of course our history had its dark chapters, and of course Nelson wasn't perfect. Who is? But if Historic England won't stand up for historic England, then who will? What makes this so tragic is that no nation on earth has such a colourful, exciting and stirring history. For generations of schoolchildren, stories like the death of Nelson opened a door to the thrilling landscape of the historical imagination. What sane country wants its children to be ashamed of their own history?

The first writer who saw this coming was George Orwell. 'England,' he wrote in 1941, 'is perhaps the only great country whose intellectuals are ashamed of their own nationality.' In his great book Nineteen Eighty-Four, the hero, Winston Smith, is employed literally to rewrite Britain's history on politically correct lines. In one scene, Winston finds himself in what was once Trafalgar Square, now renamed Victory Square. As in reality, a great column commands the centre of the square. But at the summit stands not Horatio Nelson, but Big Brother — the personification of the new order. As so often, Orwell saw all this coming. The only thing he got wrong was the name of Winston's employer. He called it the Ministry of Truth. We call it Historic England. (Hear hear!)

A screen shot of a few responses to this article

Unmoderated and inoffensive selection of responses to the article and the notion of removing Nelson from his column!

On 17th April a comprehensive article appeared in the Daily Mail, including the failed .gif:


Quango that’s supposed to PROTECT our nation’s statues tweets images of wrecking ball smashing famous column

Daily Mail | 17 April 2018 | By Jack Doyle Executive Political Editor

Backlash: The wrecking ball in the quango’s tweet

Nelson defiled headline

The Twitter gif of Nelson

The taxpayer-funded quango that protects the nation’s monuments has promoted a cartoon of Nelson’s Column being destroyed by a wrecking ball. Historic England, which receives tens of millions of pounds of public money, triggered a backlash by trying to promote a debate about memorials to famous figures entitled: ‘Revere or Remove?’ It appears the image on Twitter was inspired by Left- wing writer and Guardian commentator Afua Hirsch, who wrote an article last year under the headline, ‘Toppling statues? Here’s why Nelson’s column should be next.’ Miss Hirsch, the author of a memoir about her experience of racism in Britain, entitled Brit(ish): On Race, Identity and Belonging, is one of the panellists at the debate. She said Nelson was a ‘white supremacist’ who ‘vigorously defended’ slavery.

But the wrecking-ball image led to an angry backlash from MPs and the public, who accused the quango of encouraging the destruction of popular monuments and of trying to ‘rewrite history’. Arts minister Michael Ellis demanded that Historic England ‘champion the nation’s precious heritage’. He said: ‘ Historic England receives taxpayers’ money to protect and champion the nation’s precious heritage and that is exactly what they must do. Our statues and historic buildings tell the stories of our past, and they must be protected.’ It is understood he will raise the issue with the quango.

Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg said the graphic – which was tweeted with the caption ‘what should we do with controversial statues and memorials?’ – flouted Historic England’s own charter which says it must ‘minimise the loss’ of historic assets. Ukip MEP Patrick O’Flynn said it was ‘ unreal that a publicly funded heritage quango should be stoking a divisive agenda backed only by a tiny minority of PC Guardianistas’. The quango, which received £86.57 million from the Government last year, faced an angry response on Twitter.

One user wrote: ‘Stop pandering to PC rubbish and protect our history, good and bad. If you do not, you should close down.’

Another said: ‘You should not seek to “rectify” the past. This is a slippery slope. Statues and monuments were constructed in a historical context. If they are now “controversial” to some, we should seek to learn why. Not remove, eradicate, and rewrite our history. Enough is enough.’ Others posted images of Islamic State, which destroyed ancient monuments in Iraq and Syria.

Three years ago an Oxford college was accused of trying to ‘destroy history’ after it agreed to remove a plaque dedicated to 19th century colonialist and founder of Rhodesia, Cecil Rhodes. Similar campaigns have targeted statues to 17th-century merchant Edward Colston in Bristol because he was a slave trader. Last night Historic England backed down, admitting the image had ‘caused some concern’ and saying it would not use it again. A spokesman insisted the quango did not support demolishing Nelson’s Column, adding: ‘Nelson’s Column was chosen because it is so iconic and well recognised.

‘This does not mean we are in favour of demolition of any monument and the debate is not about Nelson’s Column itself. It is about how the nation responds to criticism of our public statues and monuments and what they are thought to represent. (It) was intended to get this across in a quick and memorable way but we know it has caused some concern so we won’t be sharing it again.’ Duncan Wilson, the quango’s chief executive, was paid £120,000 to £125,000 last year, plus a bonus of up to £20,000 and pension payments worth nearly £50,000.

‘Stop pandering to PC rubbish’

The Daily Mail Comments on the Nelson debacle

The Daily Mail also added the above in their 'Comments' section on 17th April 2018

On 16th April, comments responding to the usual social media global lightning speed dissemination started flooding in and had the following to report:

"A QUANGO responsible for protecting Britain’s heritage has ignited a storm of criticism after posting a message suggesting Nelson’s Column should be bulldozed. Historic England posted the gif of the monument being demolished by a wrecking ball and asked followers “What should we do with controversial statues?” Twitter users branded the tweet as pandering to a ‘snowflake’ generation. The Victorian monument in Trafalgar Square commemorates Admiral Horatio Nelson who led Britain to a series of victories against Napoleon.

Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg told the Daily Mail that it appeared to flout Historic England’s charter pledge to accommodate and manage change and “minimise the loss” of historic assets. The debate comes after left-wing students at Oxford University started the Rhodes Must Fall campaign to remove a statue of Cecil Rhodes from Oriel College. Twitter user Arthur Guimard wrote: “There is no debate, you wouldn’t burn [a] painting in the National Gallery because they represent Napleon or Henry VIII, destroying sculptures is the same. Plus Historic England has one job only, PROTECT, you are not there for debating.” "Getty – Contributor" The Victorian monument commemorates a series of victories over Napoleon by Nelson." Another angry Twitter user, going by the name Uncle Junior, Tweeted: “The thing is they are only controversial to lefty snowflakes, the majority of the population are proud of them so leave them alone.”

Other users pointed out that the purpose of history is to learn from it, not remove it as they believed the gif was suggesting. Duncan Wardlaw posted on the social media site saying: “Funny how they are suddenly controversial. Maybe the generation of easily offended whiners need to learn what historical monuments represent as some are things to aspire to while others are reminders of what not to repeat."

The gif showed the iconic column being bulldozed. Twitter users pointed out the quango’s job is to protect historical assets :“Only idiots can’t tell the difference.”

A Historic England spokesman told the Daily Mail: “A gif we shared to promote a live Intelligence Squared debate that we are supporting about England’s statues, showed a cartoon image of Nelson’s Column being knocked down. Nelson’s Column was chosen because it is so iconic and well-recognised. This does not mean we are in favour of demolition of any monument and the debate is not about Nelson’s column itself."

Many users accused the quango of pandering to ‘lefty snowflakes’ Twitter users were less than impressed with Historic England’s gif.

Others pointed out that historic artefacts were integral to teaching children about history. 'It is about how the nation responds to criticism of our public statues and monuments and what they are thought to represent. The gif was intended to get this across in a quick and memorable way but we know it has caused some concern so we won’t be sharing it again.’ He added debates around what to do with monuments to historic figures are raging around the world."

On April 15th Historic England tweeted : What should we do with controversial statues and memorials clearly showing an image of Nelson's Column (yes you know the one in Trafalgar Square)

15th April 2018 Historic England post on twitter

Image sourced from

Village's annual Second World War re-enactment featuring actors wearing Nazi uniforms is scrapped after 25 years over fears it will cause offence

The event has run in Levisham as part of a North Yorkshire Moors Railway event
The village becomes 'Le Visham', a German-occupied French village in wartime
But the railway has pulled out on the grounds of 'diversity and possible offence'

By Tim Stickings For Mailonline | Published: 5th April 2018 | Updated: 20:07 5th April 2018

A village's annual war-time re-enactment has been scrapped because organisers fear it will cause offence. The event has run for 25 years in the village of Levisham as part of the North Yorkshire Moors Railway's event called Railway in Wartime, which pulls in tourists in their thousands. Traditionally Levisham is transformed into 'Le Visham', a German-occupied French village, featuring actors wearing Nazi uniforms. Past years have seen actors dressed as German soldiers patrolling the platform at Levisham station outside the Cafe du Bois.

But this year the railway's operators have pulled that part of the event out of its schedule citing the Equalities Act and the need to consider 'diversity and possible offence.'  The annual three-day event traditionally sees each station on the line transformed to create a variety of scenarios and performances. These include a wartime street in Pickering, Home Guard demonstrations at Goathland and an RAF-themed event in Grosmont with a replica Spitfire. One re-enactor, who asked not to be named, said their role was to bring history to life for the public and to help educate people, particularly children. He said: 'It's like going into a museum, but this is a living museum. We are historical educators of the public. 'We put our heart and soul into it and we're all so disappointed.'

Another re-enactor, Neil Robertson, said: 'Both the re-enactment community and the station volunteers are saddened by the board's decision, but we respect it. 'We would like to thank the thousands of people we have entertained and hopefully educated over the years and hope people continue to support the show and contribute to its continued success.  'On behalf of the re-enactment community, I would like to formally thank NYMR and especially the volunteers of the Levisham Station group for their support over the last 12-years and wish them well for the future.'

People having fun in Pickering during re-enactment day

People walk dogs through Pickering as they take part in last year's wartime re-enactment - image sourced from the Daily Mail © of AFP/Getty Images

History enthusiast Lee Hayward, 44, a past visitor to the event, said: 'This is a disgrace. I have some photos of the 'German occupied' Levisham a few years back. 'My kids were fascinated and educated. It was tastefully done with dedicated, forward-thinking people taking part. 'To be asked for my papers, in German, when I got off the train was a real palpable shock. The German soldier shouted it at us. 'It immediately transported myself and whole family into what it must have been like living on occupied France and made us grateful of the sacrifice made for the freedoms we currently have. 'You can't expunge history. 'It is an event all locals look forward to. I fear the boycott itself would irreparably harm the event and local business which thrives from it.' North Yorkshire County Councillor Janet Sanderson, whose ward includes Levisham, said: 'It has grown greatly in recent years, it began as a bit of fun and now we have people attending who travel from war re-enactment to war re-enactment. 'To some people it could be offensive, though it wasn't to begin with. 'You do get comments from some such as 'my father fought in the war, what right does he have to wear that uniform?' 'And small details become important to people. I heard one person say that if one of the actors had really served in the army he would have known to take off his hat when entering a public house.

Other people commented on social media, expressing their anger. Brenda Stripe, from York, said: 'Absolutely ridiculous!!! How are the young people supposed to learn about history if we are not able to teach them, in case someone is offended!! I think that this situation is taking political correctness just a step too far!!' Jon Downes said: 'Where has people's fire gone? Sod respecting stupid decisions! Fight to keep it going. Make some noise! Half of this country would lay down and die if we ever had a proper war again!' Gloria Biggs said: 'I'm offended by the fact that certain people will be. Pathetic world we live in. It happened for goodness sake. The war weekend has been very successful if people are offended stay away. Who cares what they think?'

In explaining the decision, a spokesman for the NYMR said: 'Expectations currently reflected in the recent Equalities Act mean that the charity must avoid causing offence to any section of the public. 'Due to the trust's obligation to consider diversity and possible offence, careful consideration has been taken to decide whether it is right for the German re-enactment at Levisham Station to continue. 'The railway will now consult with the volunteers to deliver an alternative event that continues to educate passengers on the Second World War, with a focus on inclusion and fun for all the family.' The inclusion of Nazi costumes in wartime reenactments has proved controversial over the years in the UK.

The Public Order Act 1936 prohibits the wearing of political uniforms in public places or meetings and was passed to combat extremist movements, most notably Oswald Mosley's British Union of Fascists. The act was most recently used against Britain First leader Paul Golding and deputy leader Jayda Fransen in 2015 and 2016, due to the far-right group's tendency to dress in green jackets and black flat caps. But the wearing of Nazi uniforms as part of wartime reenactments is legal in the UK and tends to be a matter for those managing the events to judge. In 2011 Nazi uniforms were banned from a World War II railway event in Bury, Greater Manchester, with East Lancashire Railway bosses citing Prestwich's prevalent Jewish community as a reason for the banning of swastikas and other insignia.

Says it all doesn't it? One organiser says : 'You can't expunge history.' Members of the public express their disbelief and disgust : 'Absolutely ridiculous!!! How are the young people supposed to learn about history if we are not able to teach them, in case someone is offended!! I think that this situation is taking political correctness just a step too far!!' and 'I'm offended by the fact that certain people will be. Pathetic world we live in. It happened for goodness sake. The war weekend has been very successful if people are offended stay away. Who cares what they think?' And the offending East Lancashire Railway bosses cite 'Prestwich's prevalent Jewish community as a reason for the banning of swastikas and other insignia.' Did they consult the Jewish community? In the hard copy of this article it stated that Lord Tebbut campaigns against political correctness - as soon as I find a viable quote/story I will add this august and enlightened former politicians voice to those at the top of the page!

Police force severs all ties with its own male voice choir because it does not promote gender equality - are they serious?

Derbyshire Constabulary Male Choir has raised thousands for charity since 1956
But Chief Constable now is cutting ties from group to support gender equality 
Choir attracted controversy when it claimed it couldn't accept female singers

By Katie French for Mailonline |Published: 17:41, 4 April 2018 | Updated: 08:56, 5 April 2018

Derbys Police all male choir

Since 1956 The Derbyshire Constabulary Male Voice Choir has performed at events across the country raising hundreds of thousands for charity - image courtesy& © of the Derby Telegraph / BPM Media

A police force has severed all ties with its own male voice choir because it doesn't promote gender equality. Since 1956 The Derbyshire Constabulary Male Voice Choir has performed at events across the country raising hundreds of thousands for charity. But they have found they are no longer singing from the same hymn sheet as the force's Chief Constable. Peter Goodman says he can no 'no longer support' the organisation. Now they have been asked to cut ties from Derbyshire Police as part of a drive to promote gender equality within the force.

The choir faced upheaval trying to recruit around 50 female singers and claimed they could not afford to expand just to meet quotas. From June onwards the choir, which is made up of civilians, will change its name to the Derbyshire Community Male Voice Choir. Choir chairman Kevin Griffiths said the change of name has resulted from the constabulary's drive to promote gender equality in all aspects of its operations. The Chief Constable invited the group, which is linked to the force as members have worn police tunics for performances in the past, to become a 'mixed voices' choir. But Mr Griffiths said the choir felt 'unable to accept' his suggestion. As a result, the Chief Constable gave notice that the authorisation for the choir to use 'Derbyshire Constabulary' in its name had been revoked.

The choir have also been requested to take steps to disassociate themselves from Derbyshire Police. 'We fully understand the rationale behind Mr Goodman's decision,' said Mr Griffiths. 'However, after considering the logistics and difficulties of undertaking such a transformation we felt unable to accept his invitation. 'We are very good at what we do, and to undertake such a change would have required the recruitment of up to 50 new female members with a host of associated costs. 'We felt that to attempt such a change would have destroyed the choir and felt it was better to sever our association with the constabulary and continue the good work we do under a new name.' Mr Griffiths said the choir would acquire new clothing and seek to create a 'more contemporary' image for their forthcoming concert season.

The choir has met every Monday evening from early September to late May at St Mary's Wharf Police Station in Derby. Now they will need to find a new rehearsal venue. 'The choir are seeking to attract a number of new members and believe that their association with the constabulary may have prevented potential members from joining in the past,' said Mr Griffiths. 'We have worn a police tunic for performances in the past, originally worn by police officers in the 1960 and 1980s. 'This leads some people to believe that we are all serving police officers. It couldn't be further from the truth as the choir are now entirely civilian. 'We see this as a great opportunity to develop the choir even further over the next few years,' he said. 'We are a very active and successful choir which raises thousands of pounds for charity each year. Since our formation in 1956 we estimate we have raised in the region of £750,000 for local good causes. 'The choir has not received any direct financial support from the force for many years. The only major change for us is a move to a new rehearsal room which we are currently undertaking.'

So, basically, at the end of the day... the phrases that drive YOU mad (Part 2)

00:17, 19th March 2018 | 00:38, 19th March 2018 by Daily Mail Reporter

Last week the Mail’s Quentin Letts listed the modern phrases that drive him round the bend, and we asked readers to send in their pet hates. The response was enormous, with an outpouring of irritation at the way language is being used and abused in everyday speech. Today, we present the figures of speech you think are plaguing the English language.

Follow up cartoon to Quentin Letts article

The linguistic pet hate of the general readership includes 'jumping in the shower' - image courtesy & © of the Daily Mail (there's something decidedly unsavoury and un-pc about this image)

- ‘Comfortable in their own skin.’  Who else’s skin would they be in? - Maggie Barrett
- ‘Safe haven.’ Aren’t they all? - Brian and Ella Hargreaves
- ‘Literally.’ As in ‘she was literally disintegrating before my eyes’. She wasn’t - Vivien Sheldon
- ‘Guys.’ It seems to be in regular use in restaurants. It should refer to a male or a boy. I am neither - Patricia Hobbs
- No, I don’t have a ‘window in my diary’. Only in my house - Peter Burke
- ‘I have to say.’ No you don’t. - Jackie Hedges
-‘You know what I mean?’ If I did I would not have asked. - David Smith
- ‘Free gift.’ Of course it’s free. It’s a gift. - Tony Towers
- ‘Uncharted territory.’ It’s uncharted. - Robin Key
- At this moment in time.’ Now. - Neil Go ugh
- ‘An unexploded bomb.’ Surely all bombs are unexploded. Once they have exploded they are just bits of shrapnel. - Richard Armand
- ‘Lay down.’ You lay a table. You lay an egg. But you LIE down. - Sarah Stephenson
- Newsreaders who insist on saying ‘please’ should be reported to the police.  - Lynn Jones
- ‘I’all just jump in the shower.’ Sounds dangerous. - Carole Russell
- ‘Do you know what?’ at the beginning of every sentence. - Anna Sellers
- ‘I’m not guinea lie.’ I should hope not! - Angela Hunter
- Couples who say ‘we’re pregnant.’ The woman is pregnant — not both of you. - Marie Williams
- ‘Call him/her/them out.’ Used by Labour’s Emily Thorn berry on Question Time, which is enough reason for it to be annoying. - Ian Sew ell
- ‘Hu-RASS-ment.’ It’s HAH-rass-ment’. - Euan Holt
- ‘At the end of the day.’ At the end of the day it is evening, then night. Which do they mean? - Monica Mitchell
- Let’s do this! - Claudia Moore
- ‘Ballpark figure’. We don’t have ballparks in this country. Sally Aris
- TV chefs who say ‘cook down’ or ‘boil off’. ‘Cook’ and ‘boil’ are sufficient. - Michael Cross
- ‘Decimate.’ Used to describe heavy damage, when it means one tenth. - Benjamin Salter
- ‘At all.’ As in, do you have a Clubcard at all? - Richard Chaplin
- ‘Looking to.’ What on earth does ‘are you looking to move house?’ mean? - Mary Baxter
- Starting a sentence with ‘So’. It’s a huge distraction during TV and radio interviews. So annoying. - Eileen Garner
- ‘Blue-sky thinking.’ Often used by Labour under Blair. - Tom Watson
- People who say ‘Haitch’. - Roger Heavans
- ‘Let’s be absolutely clear.’ Usually uttered by politicians to mean ‘don’t challenge me on this because I have nowhere else to go’. - John Thomson
- ‘To be honest.’ It makes you wonder what other lies they have been telling you. - Graham Shaw
- ‘Like I said.’ Usually used at the start of a sentence that does not contain anything which has already been stated. - Tim Stanley
- People who say ‘ahead of’ instead of ‘before’. - Susan Adamson
- ‘Early doors.’  - Anne Noakes
- ‘Empathise.’ Often used instead of sympathise. - Dan McCudden
- ‘Forward planning.’ As opposed to backward planning? - David Woodcock
- ‘Two times.’ It’s twice. - Ariane MacLaren
- Using ‘invite’ as a noun instead of ‘invitation’. - Helen Hedges
- ‘Basically.’ Almost always used in the wrong sense. - Pamela Gelb
- ‘It is of paramount importance.’ - Mick Kendall
- ‘Fur baby’ instead of ‘pet’. Yuk! - Pat Knowles
- Newsreaders who end with ‘bye bye’. You are not my friend. You are a newsreader, so say ‘goodbye’ or ‘goodnight’.  - Bill Bourne
- ‘Park up.’ It’s park. - Sally Heavens
- ‘Whisked away.’ I imagine an airport full of people being hurled up in the air, screaming their heads off. - Jackie Traylen
- Inane TV judges who say: ‘You took that song and you made it your own.’ - Ros Ellis
- ‘In terms of.’ Used to add some gravitas. I recently overheard the following in a supermarket: ‘In terms of oranges, which are the easy peelers?’ Good grief.  - Phyl Reynolds
- ‘I’m good.’ - Julie Ramsden
- ‘The proof is in the pudding.’ It should be ‘the proof of the pudding is in the eating’. - Noreen Adams
- ‘Met with.’ - Maurice O’Brien
- Signage. Just use ‘sign’.  - David Webb
- ‘Ticks all the boxes.’ - Lucy Smith
- Sports commentators who say ‘to get a result’. Every match has a result. - Maurice Boyle
- ‘Speaking personally.’ How else do you speak? - Maggie Buse
- ‘To roll out.’ - Brian Hoy
- ‘Your call is important to us.’ Sure it is. - Christopher Mayer
- ‘To die for.’ Nothing is worth that! - Susan Barnes
- ‘No worries.’ - Monica Campbell
- ‘Should of.’ It’s ‘should have’. - Stephen Wilson
- ‘Unpacking facts.’ I didn’t realise they were in a container. - Diana Harvey-Williams
- ‘Chillax.’ - Jill Sidders
- Misuse of the word ‘stomach’ — whether it is models with flat stomachs or builders with stomachs hanging out. These people need urgent medical care! - Doreen Clarke
- ‘Very unique.’ Often used in Bargain Hunt. - Brian Godden
- It’s ‘L-ee-verage’ — not ‘Le-vv-erage’. - Michaela Kelly
- ‘Fill out a form.’ You fill IN a form. - Lesley Lewis
- When a presenter says: ‘Give it up for...’ What exactly should I be giving up? - Valerie Pearson
- ‘Activist.’ Usually a self-appointed busybody.  - Fred Forshaw
- ‘Across the afternoon.’ It should be ‘during’. - Jeremy Lillies
- ‘Think outside the box.’ Which box? Maltesers or Cadbury’s Milk Tray? - Keith Wilson-Davis
- When ‘Quote’ (the verb) is used instead of ‘quotation’ (the noun). - Kenneth Mills
- ‘On a journey.’ Often when a person is not going anywhere. - Steve Ellis
- ‘The HMS…’ You cannot have ‘The Her Majesty’s Ship…’. - Mike McCusker
- ‘Back in the day.’ - Mike Parry
- ‘This train terminates at . . . ’ The ‘route’ terminates; the ‘service’ terminates. The ‘train’ itself does not terminate at all. - Avronne Palmer
- ‘Stakeholders.’ Often means a load of busybodies, bureaucrats and quangocrats talking for hours without coming to a sensible decision. - Andrew Wallace

From 'lol' to 'omigod'... What trendy modern phrases make your toes curl? QUENTIN LETTS lists his linguistic pet hates after Radio 4 listeners came up with their own (part 1)

01:24, 15 March 2018 | 02:17, 15th March 2018 by Quentin Letts for the Daily Mail

Cartoon of Wuentin Letts and his pet linguistic hates

The linguistic pet hates of Quentin Letts include 'going forward' and 'no brainer' - image courtesy & © of the Daily Mail

Radio 4 listeners have erupted. When one of the station’s presenters told A Point Of View he hated the expression ‘going forward’, thousands joined the debate, disclosing words and phrases that irritated them. One was ‘cheeky’ — as in: ‘I had a cheeky gin and tonic.’ Other people were driven mad by ‘so’ to start a question. Here, QUENTIN LETTS presents his own list of linguistic horrors . . .

- Anything prefaced by ‘uber’, such as uber-cool, uber-chef, uber-babe.
- Lol. Does it mean laugh out loud in text-speak, or lots of love?
- Train station. It is no such thing. It is a railway station because it is a station on the railway.
- Outside of. The ‘of’ is not necessary.
- Politicians who evade questions by beginning their responses: ‘What I can say is . . .’
- I was sat/I was stood. They probably mean I was sitting or I was standing. (Don't get me started on this one!)
- Like. Teenage-girl tic that reached maddening levels about five years ago. ‘I was, like, omigod!’
- Omigod.
- Specialty. In Britain, please, we say speciality.
- Mis-cheev-i-ous.
- Ah, bless.
- ‘I’all get the . . .’ when used in cafes and restaurants by customers who are ordering. ‘I’all get the Big Mac and fries.’ Sounds so rude, and ‘get’ is a word to avoid.
- Frankly. Whenever you hear this, prepare to be lied to.
- Pacifically, when really they mean specifically.
- ‘See it, say it, sorted.’ Used insistently on public transport Tannoys as a warning against suspect packages.
- A pulse of rain, as used by weather forecasters when they mean shower.
- Going forward. Why not just say ‘in future’?
- Consoltation. If it isn’t irritating enough to hear politicians boast about their usually meaningless public consultations, they invariably mispronounce the word.
- Shopkeepers who say ‘young man’ or ‘young lady’ to customers aged over 40.
- Absolutely, when used as a synonym for yes.
- ‘Passed.’ A BBC radio presenter on Monday morning said that ‘the great Ken Dodd has passed overnight’. Passed what? A kidney stone? Euphemisms for ‘died’ are never an improvement.
- Iconic. (The Hucknall Dispatch printed an article about Auschwitz - yes the German concentration camp in Poland - written by a budding reporter who used the word 'iconic' to describe the 'Arbeit Nach Frei' gates - go figure!)
- Deliver (from politicians).
- Go figure. (Actually I like this one, I use it!)
- Fit for purpose.
- Step up to the plate.
- People of all faiths and none.
- Similarly, ‘devout Christian’ when they probably mean ‘regular churchgoer’. Let’s leave a person’s depth of devotion to him or herself.
- Similarly, ‘staunch Methodist’. You seldom hear of any other type of Methodist, even though statistics suggest most of them are anything but staunch.
- Completely unique. (Anybody using anything to precede 'unique' is an uneducated tool!)
- A masterclass.
- ‘Myself’ when used at the start of a sentence. Sir Nick Clegg (who went to an expensive school) loved to say: ‘Myself and the Prime Minister . . .’ He should have said: ‘The Prime Minister and I . . .’
- Pop. Must we pop everywhere these days? ‘I’m just going to pop into town.’ ‘Shall I pop in and see you?’ My brother-in-law’s dentist told him the other day that he was ‘just going to pop into your mouth’.
- A nice cup of tea.
- What’s not to like?
- ‘The’ when they should say ‘a’ or ‘an’. As in: ‘Our guests on Woman’s Hour today include the social historian Bill Scroggins and the author Daphne Nashpond.’ Both Scroggins and Nashpond being obscurities, the indefinite article would be more accurate.
- Pre-planned. They mean planned. ("Preventing a piss poor performance" comes to mind LOL)
- Crashed out. Used whenever a football team is knocked out of the FA Cup.
- Car-crash interview. Not only a cliche, but also horrible for anyone who has been involved in, or affected by, a bad road accident.
- From the get-go.
- Thought leadership. Political think-tanks say they are ‘in the business of thought leadership’. Is there not something Orwellian about this term? (Maybe but Orwell got it into print in the 1940s - I love Orwell!)
- Where it’s at.
- Twitter storm.
- The last taboo.
- Unexpected item in the bagging area at the self-service check-out. They mean, ‘Oi, are you trying to shoplift?’
- Grandee. Translation: bitter old backbencher who has been at the gargle for the past 30 years and thinks he should be Prime Minister.
- Lockdown.
- Take it to the next level.
- ‘She fell pregnant.’ One rather doubts that is how it happened. (HA HA HA HA HA!)
- One pence. A penny, please.
- Con-TRO-versy. Place the emphasis on the first syllable, if you don’t mind.
- I yield to no one in my admiration for . . .
- The greeting ‘yo!’, particularly when used by rich bankers or damp parsons.
- Listen up, people. TV historian Simon Schama says this.
- Sports coaches who say: ‘We can take some positives out of this.’ They try this on even when their team has been thrashed eight-nil.
- Crucial decider. If a game is a decider it is, by definition, going to be conclusive, which is what sports commentators are trying to say all along with that ‘crucial’.
- Ordinary people. Tony Blair often talked about them — and promptly ignored them.
- For free.
- Partially, when used to mean partly. Partial means biased (hence ‘impartial’).
- Lessons learned. Most lessons are in fact forgotten, within minutes.
- ‘Joining us on the line now, to discuss Brexit, is Lord Heseltine.’ Aaaargh!
- Talent-show judges (usually Louis Walsh) who say: ‘You nailed it,’ or ‘You gave it 110 per cent.’
- Offering my/our thoughts and prayers. Overdone, usually by people who, being heathens, do not pray.
- Schedule, when pronounced with a ‘k’.
- Get with the programme. All this means is ‘conform’.
- ‘Double down’ and ‘no-brainer’. I don’t understand either of them.

Note to self and anyone reading this - they obviously haven't been irritated enough by the used of 'smashed' in describing a winning situation thus : "He/she/it/they smashed it!"

Ofcom can't censor British TV history - surely we are meant to learn from the past

Published: 00:59, 23rd February 2018 | Updated: 02:03, 23rd February 2018 by Brian Viner for the Daily Mail

Frank Spencer, that emotionally underdeveloped and slightly incontinent mummy’s boy, had better watch out. Alf Garnett, monstrous (but hilarious) bigot and passionate West Ham United fan, should look to his laurels. Rising Damp’s Rigsby, the world’s most mean-spirited landlord, really ought to brace himself. Even Porridge’s Norman Stanley Fletcher, still doing time in Slade Prison, would be well-advised to keep his head down.

For there is a new scourge at large of classic television and enduringly wonderful fictional characters, and it is called Ofcom. 

The broadcasting watchdog did not bat a regulatory eyelid when ITV2’s Love Island reality show showed a couple conspicuously having sex two years ago before the watershed, nor raised a single objection when Channel 4 launched a series called Naked Attraction, a nude dating show which is an exercise in voyeurism masquerading as education. But it has just ruled against a specialist digital channel, Talking Pictures TV, following a single complaint about one three-letter word, now correctly considered racist, during its transmission of A Family At War*, which first ran on ITV from 1970 to 1972. Sarah Cronin-Stanley, who started the channel with her husband and father three years ago and today has two million viewers, has conceded that the word is offensive. However, she argued that it needed to be considered in context, as a reflection of British attitudes during World War II. Ofcom was unsympathetic, finding the channel to be in breach of the broadcasting code and summoning it to ‘discuss its approach’, broadcasting’s equivalent of being called to see the headmaster and told to pull your socks up. And thus a brilliant TV drama from the early Seventies, which starred a young John Nettles, becomes the latest victim of establishment angst, as regulators crank up their increasingly ludicrous efforts to censor our collective memories.

The hypocrisy is spellbinding, the sanctimony outrageous. And like all bullies, Ofcom picks the easiest targets.

While titanic lewdness and profanity continue unabated in BBC1’s Mrs Brown’s Boys and on countless primetime panel shows, an obscure digital channel is hauled over the coals for one word contained in one script written almost half a century ago. The offending episode portrays the British Army in North Africa in 1942, and a white soldier, ordering drinks from an Egyptian waiter, quipping: ‘And how’s the war going for you, Ahmed, you thieving old ***?’ As it happens, the unpleasant soldier is then upbraided by a colleague for his language, but that evidently did not satisfy Ofcom, which could not see past the word. It is not a word that would find its way into a TV drama today, and rightly so. It is derogatory, demeaning, vicious and nasty. But surely we’re meant to learn from the past, not censor it.

If modern sensibilities about race, gender, mental health and sexuality are to be applied retrospectively to TV programmes, then what is to stop the regulator from pouncing on the hapless Spencer in Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em, on the pugnacious Garnett in Till Death Us Do Part, on the incorrigible Rigsby from Rising Damp, on the irrepressible Fletch in Porridge?  Or, for that matter, on the entire cast of every Carry On film ever made? They were all guilty of attitudes, or prey to mishaps, that could be construed as deeply offensive today by those whose job it is to find deep offence.

Frank Spencer plays for laughs on being mentally and emotionally retarded. Alf Garnett’s racism is a running theme as he talks of ‘bloody foreigners’ — although arguably, because of the programme’s mocking portrayal of his bigotry, it helped race relations as opposed to harming them. Rigsby in Rising Damp regularly makes racist remarks to his black lodger, while in Porridge Scottish prison officer Mr Mackay is called ‘Jock’ and there were racist and homophobic jokes about black and gay inmates. Yet to censor those shows would be to rob us of some of the greatest comic creations in TV history. Some of them have even transcended comedy to become cultural landmarks. The parliamentary record Hansard, for instance, is full of references to MPs joking about Frank Spencer and Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em. They are still evocative synonyms for abject haplessness and hence rather useful in political debate.

Where will it end, this continual pandering to those who find victims everywhere, currently being fostered in the febrile atmosphere of the MeToo campaign against sexual harassment?

Another classic sitcom, Dad’s Army, has already been criticised for featuring very few female characters. It is perhaps only a matter of time before someone notices that there is no racial diversity, either, in the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard. At least Private Frazer was Scottish. Moreover, what Ofcom is too myopic to realise is that the market — and viewers’ common sense and decency — also works. Quality should be the only justification for repeating dramas and comedies from the Sixties and Seventies. Shows such as Love Thy Neighbour and Mind Your Language, which were over-reliant on crude racism and sexism, have not stood the test of time. On the other hand, it’s perhaps worth remembering that another programme which has been cast into modern-day purdah, The Benny Hill Show, contained plenty of genuinely fine comic writing.  Speaking of myopia, I still cherish the memory of Hill’s short-sighted continuity announcer squinting at his autocue and saying, ‘Leyton Orient beat Hawaii 5-nil,’ before correcting himself: ‘No, sorry, later on it’s Hawaii Five-O.’

I suppose even that would now be deemed likely to offend somebody, somewhere.

Sarah Cronin-Stanley, responding to the telling-off by Ofcom, has argued that to censor classic TV is to treat mature viewers like children. The regulator has insisted that her channel needs to warn viewers beforehand if the programme they are about to watch contains ‘outdated racial stereotyping’ but this, she says, would mean ‘babysitting’ her audience. Hear, hear. Surely, the viewing public, not an anonymous body of morality police, should be the arbiters of what is and isn’t acceptable.  After all, we are always free to complain, as indeed one person did about A Family At War. But we don’t need to be spoon-fed, especially when, as in the case of Ofcom, it’s a self-important nanny populated by metropolitan types that is holding the spoon. Ofcom is nothing if not metropolitan. Set up by the Blair government in 2003, from 2006 its chief executive was Ed Richards, a Labour apparatchik whose main qualification was that he had been an adviser to Tony Blair. Richards’ successor Sharon White also worked for Blair, in his Downing Street policy unit. Ofcom’s Left-liberal thinking perhaps explains its obsession with political correctness as well as its easy-going attitude to sex and crudity on TV. Whatever the case, scores of viewers of Cronin-Stanley’s channel responded with alarm to Ofcom’s heavy-handedness over Family At War. 

‘The response has been unbelievable,’ she said yesterday. ‘I have had 200 calls since this morning just from viewers showing their support, saying: “What can I do?” ’

The point is, she said, that anybody watching her channel knows the programmes to be nostalgic. ‘If you’re watching films from the Fifties, Sixties or Seventies they will show attitudes which were relevant then.’  She added that the company has no wish to offend its viewers and does censor the material it shows. ‘When we really know someone would be offended, we do censor programmes. There have been various ones where the ‘N’ word we have taken out.’ That classic 1955 movie The Dam Busters still hasn’t been re-made, even though the project was announced, by director Peter Jackson, more than a decade ago.  But a new script has apparently changed one all-important letter in the name of Wing Commander Guy Gibson’s black Labrador-retriever, making it Digger. That is entirely right and proper, a tweak which gains in decorum what it loses in historical accuracy. But when we watch the repeats of the original film, do we really need the name to be edited out, as it sometimes is? Can we not be trusted to work out for ourselves that times have changed and that it’s not a name that would be given to a dog today?

As so often, the only thing that needs to prevail here is common sense. Ofcom should be sensible in how it reacts to complaints — though fat chance of that — and the broadcasters should be sensible about what they transmit. 

Fat chance of that, either.

Above all, it needs to stop worrying about programmes made years ago, and become far more vigilant about what gets transmitted now and its power to offend. Why should an elderly viewer in Hampshire, let’s say, who might wince at the sight of genitalia or repeated use of that revolting word ‘mother******’, be treated with any less respect by the regulator than a young viewer in metropolitan Hammersmith who is outraged by something perceived as sexist? 

It is indefensible. And yet it happens all the time.

* One of my favourite serials of all time, watched it when it was first broadcast, bought the boxed DVD set and enjoy watching it regularly, am currently supporting Talking Pictures and will watch every episode broadcast - call me stubborn!

Snowflakes - Nil / DANDRUFF - Winners

In response to the article below I had a think about how I felt about the use of 'snowflake' in relation to the cry-baby/fascist generation that is emerging and the beauty of each individual and let's face it unique (in its correct use) 'flake, or small filmy mass, of snow' (dictionary definition). The Dictionary definition does not actually refer to its uniqueness which is a terrible shame, if it did then perhaps in general it would be recognised that those with a 'herd' mentality are hardly unique ..... Further research on my part (see below) revealed quite a history (of which I was unaware) of the use of 'snowflake' as a derogatory term. So it's not a new thing then? How unimaginative to recycle something old and tired that has been used before! Therefore I dub these individuals the 'Dandruff' generation. Now interestingly, 'dandruff' is referred to as 'a scurf which forms on the head, and comes off in small scales or particles' it seems everywhere is desperate not to use 'flake' for scurf or particles, however, undeterred I found this under 'scurf' - 'a thin flake of dead epidermis shed from the surface of the skin [syn: {scale}, {exfoliation}].'

From 'The Art of the Snowflake' - The perfect geometry and exquisite beauty of nature is nowhere near as clear to us as in the snowflake. As miraculous a feat of nature as the snowflake is, have we ever been truly able to appreciate this infinitesimal wonder in all its crystalline glory? Art of the Snowflake, as much a work of art as a testament to science, reveals how one of the snowflake's most inspired photographers came to such intimate knowledge of his craft and its fleeting focus. Beautiful pictures illustrate Kenneth Libbrecht's story of the microphotography of snow crystals, from the pioneering work of Wilson Bentley in the 1890s right up to Ken's own innovations in our age of digital images. A breathtaking look at the works of art that melt in an instant, this is a book to flip through and savor, season after season.

Now to the question of Stephen Pollard using 'Snowflakes' and 'Fascists' in one heading - I admit, that although I enjoyed the article and agreed with the majority of the sentiment therein something doesn't sit well with me seeing the two words used in collaboration with each other - look how easily I used 'collaboration' in that sentence; weren't 'collaborators' deemed the scum of the earth after WWII, a phrase was even coined after the first and most prominent of them all - 'Quisling'!

So I had a bit of play with the two conceptual (I will not use 'iconic' which is sooooo overused these days - bah humbug!) designs and found that the original blue, white and black design was actually complementary but turn it into the negative and devil incarnate in all its evil menace is staring you in the face! I mean visually this is pretty scary stuff and I do use imagery and visual stimuli a lot to work out problems (not 'issues'*) as I can 'see' outcomes. Try it next time you have to solve a mental arithmetic sum or a Sudoku puzzle.

Benign SnowflakeTerrifying Snowflake

l to r (on the left as you look on the screen) is a benign variation but just asking the computer to put it into reverse (right of screen) sent a shockwave through me - think 'Turin Shroud' effect.

So historically why has the pure and unique and beautiful snowflake been so maligned? Tracing it back to its origins it all seems to have stemmed from 'In Missouri in the early 1860s, a 'snowflake' was a person who was opposed to the abolition of slavery—the implication of the name being that such people valued white people over black people. This use seems not to have endured.' These lines come from a really interesting article by Merriman-Webster whose website I urge you to visit to read more on the subject matter. In their 'Lost History of the Snowflake' they say 'Though snow has long been a feature of the natural world in some climes at some times, current available evidence of the word snowflake dates it only to the early 18th century. Flakes and crystals of snow existed long before then, of course, but they were known by such charming words as flother and flaw and flaucht. Those words fell out of use while snowflake settled into the lexicon with its hushed and lovely literal meaning. In recent times, though, the word has been causing a ruckus. It's developed a new and decidedly less pleasant use as a disparaging term for a person who is seen as overly sensitive and fragile. In the lead-up to the 2016 U.S. elections it was lobbed especially fiercely by those on the right side of the political spectrum at those on the left. And the snowball fight has continued since.'

The New York Times brings us up to date to 1996 as the reason for the latest revival of the word as a derogatory term '"Every age has its own preferred terms of political emasculation. Teddy Roosevelt called Woodrow Wilson a “white-handy Miss Nancy.” Adlai Stevenson was dubbed “Adelaide.” Michael Dukakis was called a “pansy,” George H.W. Bush a “wimp” and John Kerry — in a subtle feat of gendered rhetoric — an effete “flip-flopper” who “looks French.” It’s not just individual politicians who are painted as deficient in their manhood, either. Ideas and coalitions get the same treatment: Irving Kristol observed in the 1990s that “the American welfare state has had a feminine coloration from the very beginning”; Orrin Hatch once called the Democrats “the party of homosexuals.” These days, the preferred insult is a new addition to the canon: “snowflake.” It is simultaneously emasculating and infantilizing, suggesting fragility but also an inflated sense of a person’s own specialness and a naïve embrace of difference. It evokes the grade-school art classes in which children scissor up folded pieces of construction paper and learn that every snowflake is unique, and every person is, too. This derogatory “snowflake” has its roots in a 1996 novel, “Fight Club,” by Chuck Palahniuk, whose narrator, beaten down into a shell of a man by his office-drone job and cookie-cutter condominium, finds himself by joining an underground men’s street-fighting cult. Club members repeat a mantra that begins: “You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.” A 2005 afterword by Palahniuk said the book “presented a new social model for men to share their lives,” one that would give them “the structure and roles and rules of a game” but not be “too touchy-feely.” In the years since, a similar model has flourished in the online “manosphere,” a constellation of men’s-rights activist sites, pick-up-artist guides and bodybuilding forums that serves as a caldron for far-right politics." (Back to fascism again then?)

“I think it’s gone beyond slang,” said Jonathon Green, slang lexicographer and author of several dictionaries of slang. “It’s a very specific, very politicized insult.” Read more at ThinkProgress

'Poor Little Snowflake - the defining insult of 2016' - The Guardian opines : 'The term ‘snowflake’ has been thrown around with abandon in the wake of Brexit and the US election, usually to express generic disdain for young people. How can we neutralise its power – and is it a bad metaphor anyway? The term has undergone a curious journey to become the most combustible insult of 2016. It emerged a few years ago on American campuses as a means of criticising the hypersensitivity of a younger generation, where it was tangled up in the debate over safe spaces and no platforming. A much-memed line from Chuck Palahniuk’s Fight Club expresses a very early version of the sentiment in 1996: “You are not special. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same organic and decaying matter as everyone else.” But recently it has widened its reach, and in doing so, diluted its meaning. It has been a favoured phrase of some tabloids, which have used it as a means of expressing generic disdain for young people who are behaving differently from people older than them. Whenever a new survey appears that claims young people are having less sex, or drinking less alcohol, or having less fun, it’s there as a handy one-word explanation: they are snowflakes. Until very recently, to call someone a snowflake would have involved the word “generation”, too, as it was typically used to describe, or insult, a person in their late teens or early 20s. At the start of November, the Collins English Dictionary added “snowflake generation” to its words of the year list, where it sits alongside other vogue-ish new additions such as “Brexit” and “hygge”. The Collins definition is as follows: “The young adults of the 2010s, viewed as being less resilient and more prone to taking offence than previous generations”. Depending on what you read, being part of the “snowflake generation” may be as benign as taking selfies or talking about feelings too much, or it may infer a sense of entitlement, an untamed narcissism, or a form of identity politics that is resistant to free speech."

My husband, when we chatted about this told me that the background to using the word was because a snowflake has no substance and disappears into nothingness as quickly as it originally appeared - that may indeed be the case but a memory of beauty lingers, that's the point they all miss! Anyway, The Sun, of all papers has produced the 'perfick' guide (I have left their own links into further articles) :

THE KIDS AREN'T ALL RIGHT - What is a snowflake, what is the origin of the term and who are ‘Generation Snowflake’?

Here's everything you need to know about the term "snowflake" - including where it came from and who it applies to

By George Harrison - 18th April 2018

D0 you keep hearing the word "snowflake" being used to describe groups of protesters or outraged Twitter users? Well, here's everything you need to know about the term - including where it came from and who it often refers to. The term snowflake applies to young people who think they are special and unique, like real snowflakes

What does 'snowflake' mean?

- Other than frozen rain, a "snowflake" is a term used to describe used an overly sensitive person who thinks the world revolves around them.
- Snowflakes gasp in horror when they hear an opinion they don't like, and believe they have a right to be protected from anything unpalatable.
- Today's generation of sensitive uni students are often labelled snowflakes because they receive "trigger warnings" on books and lectures that might contain upsetting subjects.
- Snowflake youngsters were horrified at un-PC jokes in the 90s sitcom Friends, which they saw for the first time when it was released on Netflix. The term was also used when people began complaining about old James Bond films starring Sean Connery.
- The name comes from the phrase "special snowflake", meaning somebody who is self-obsessed and fragile, easily offended, or unable to deal with opposing opinions.
- It became popular in 2016 when some older generations scoffed at young people's "hysterical" reaction to the EU referendum result.

(Many 'snowflake' young people took the result of the Brexit referendum personally) - Seriously?

What are the origins of the term snowflake?

- The word has become so popular it was added to the Oxford English Dictionary in January 2018.
- The experts say snowflake is "now used as an insult to describe someone who is ‘overly sensitive or as feeling entitled to special treatment or consideration’.
- "The word in fact once had positive connotations and was used to describe children with a unique personality and potential."- "Snowflake" first became popular as an insult in the US after the release of 1996 Brad Pitt film Fight Club. One of the prominent lines, "You are not special. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake," clearly struck a chord and the phrase took off. Chuck Palahniuk, who wrote the cult book the film was based on, has claimed he invented the term. The author told the Evening Standard it "does come from Fight Club", adding it resonates even more two decades on. He said: “There is a kind of new Victorianism. “Every generation gets offended by different things but my friends who teach in high school tell me that their students are very easily offended.”
- America's Miriam-Webster dictionary reckons snowflake has been used as an insult for nearly 150 years, but with a different meaning. It says: "In the 1970s snowflake was a disparaging term for a white man or for a black man who was seen as acting white. It was also used as a slang term for cocaine. "But before either of those it was used for a time with a very particular political meaning. In Missouri in the early 1860s, a snowflake was a person who was opposed to the abolition of slavery — the implication of the name being that such people valued white people over black people. "The snowflakes hoped slavery would survive the country's civil war, and were contrasted with two other groups."
- Meanwhile, the use of "Generation Snowflake" is often traced back to Claire Fox and her book, "I Find That Offensive".

(Sensitive students are often tarred with the Generation Snowflake brush as well) - Define 'sensitive!'

Who is part of Generation Snowflake?

- Generation Snowflake is a put-down used to describe the current generation of sensitive millennials.
- Collins dictionary describes Generation Snowflake as: "The generation of people who became adults in the 2010s, viewed as being less resilient and more prone to taking offence than previous generations."
- Aged in their late teens and early twenties, this generation mostly embraced their snowflake ways while they were at university.
- Today, many of these unis are hostile to free speech and determined to shield students from any ideas they don't like.
- Students unions demand "safe spaces" - areas where people cannot disagree with or challenge your ideas.
- Meanwhile, other ways Generation Snowflake is leaving its mark on the world is by introducing "trigger warnings" and "no platforming" speakers whose opinions they may not agree with.
- One students' union conference banned clapping at meeting in case it caused "trauma", asking people to wave silent "jazz hands" instead.
- Last year we told how a student in Salford called in sick and spent the whole day crying at the result of the US election.

The academic Claire Fox, head of the Institute of Ideas thinktank, has written that this generation has an "almost belligerent sense of entitlement." She said: "They assume their emotional suffering takes precedence. Express a view they disagree with and you must immediately recant and apologise." Once at a debate she suggested rape wasn’t necessarily the worst thing a woman could experience, and many of the audience broke down in tears and began hugging each other. She said: "Their reaction shocked me. It brought home the contrast to previous generations of young people, who would have relished the chance to argue back." - I won't even shake hands in 'friendship' in church so if someone wanted a hug .......

Snowflakes? They're today's fascists! Jewish writer STEPHEN POLLARD says there's nothing funny about the march of the PC brigade

Published: 00:14, 4 February 2018 | 00:18, 4 February 2018 By Stephen Pollard Editor Of The Jewish Chronicle, For The Mail On Sunday

Last weekend I, along with many around the world, commemorated Holocaust Memorial Day. As editor of the country’s leading Jewish newspaper, The Jewish Chronicle, it is a memorial of particular significance. Through editing the newspaper, I am confronted daily with the legacy of that unique evil, including the suppression of debate, the distortion of truth and even the burning of books at the heart of that terrible chapter in our history. I know, too, that the Third Reich’s totalitarian impulse – that only one type of question and one type of answer are legitimate, and all else must be extinguished – is far from unique because repressive regimes the world over continue to ban freedom of enquiry and freedom of expression.

We must be on our guard.

You might wonder, then, what Friday night’s attack on Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg as he attempted to give a talk to students has to do with this. Or last week’s decision – now reversed in the face of near-universal outrage – by Manchester Art Gallery to remove a pre-Raphaelite painting featuring mild nudity, Hylas And The Nymphs. These are both an attempt to silence a view because it offends some people. It is for good reason that a new word entered the Oxford English Dictionary last month: a snowflake is ‘an overly sensitive or easily offended person’. When the snowflake generation seeks to silence an MP because they disagree with him, or prompt an art gallery to remove a painting because someone might be offended by the nude depiction of a woman, they believe they have right and morality on their side.

But theirs is a dangerous delusion. Because free speech – and the offence which can come with it – is the bedrock of freedom itself.

The snowflakes are becoming an avalanche. Barely a week now passes without a fresh demand that they be protected from some form of supposedly offensive behaviour in the name of morality and decency. We are now witnessing our own version of Newspeak, in which a form of cultural fascism masquerades as caring concern. Last month, for example, Netflix started to show the 1990s sitcom Friends. You might think it is a harmless piece of nostalgic escapism. But according to some people, it is in fact a disgusting litany of racism, sexism, homophobia and, yes, transphobia. Ross didn’t like the idea of his son playing with dolls – sexist. Monica was ‘fat shamed’ – sexist. Chandler called his drag-queen father by his male birth name – transphobic. And the main characters were all white – racist.

Often the offence taken isn’t even theirs. They are, as it were, offended vicariously.

In 2015, students at the University of East Anglia banned a Mexican restaurant from handing out sombreros at the Freshers’ Fair because it was a form of ‘cultural appropriation’ that caused offence to Mexicans.  Not, of course, that any Mexicans had actually been offended. The snowflake students were offended on their behalf. This is of a piece with the insistence in recent years that university campuses be ‘safe spaces’, where students should be protected from the traumatic risk of encountering anything with which they might disagree or take offence. And this isn’t just about student politics. It is affecting academia itself. Last year it was revealed that some Cambridge University lecturers had started issuing ‘trigger warnings’ about Shakespeare plays, in case students were upset by ‘discussion of sexual violence’. And theology students at Glasgow University received warnings before watching re-enactments of the Crucifixion in films, during a lecture on how Jesus had been depicted on screen. Still more ludicrously, at last year’s National Union of Students Women’s Conference, attendees were asked to use ‘jazz hands’ instead of clapping. As the NUS Women’s Campaign put it: ‘Some delegates are requesting that we move to jazz hands rather than clapping, as it’s triggering anxiety. Please be mindful!’ God help the poor anxious souls if they ever go to the theatre or a concert.

But there is a far darker side to it than mere idiocy. If we close our minds to ideas that upset us, the long-term consequence is that our minds will atrophy. We will no longer be able to think for ourselves.

We are seeing the stunting of debate, the closing of minds.

Take the furore over seminars held by Nigel Biggar, Regius Professor of Moral and Pastoral Theology at Oxford, an expert in his field, who has suggested there might have been some positives to the British Empire. For doing precisely what academics are supposed to do – thinking – he has been attacked in a series of open letters as an ‘apologist for colonialism’. So it was right that the Vice Chancellor of Oxford University, Professor Louise Richardson, should spell out why free speech and thought are so vital on campus. In a talk, Prof Richardson said she had had many conversations with students who were upset they had tutors who expressed a view with which they disagreed, on homosexuality. ‘And I say, “I’m sorry, but my job isn’t to make you feel comfortable.” Education is not about being comfortable. I’m interested in making you uncomfortable. If you don’t like his views, you challenge them, engage with them, and figure [out] how a smart person can have views like that. Work out how you can persuade him to change his mind.’ You can guess what happened next. The students’ union offered emotional support to anyone who had been made uncomfortable by her words. More than 2,000 students attacked her in a vitriolic open letter. And Prof Richardson then issued a clarifying statement.

We should remember how in his novel 1984, George Orwell coined the word ‘Newspeak’ to describe the language used by a totalitarian state that removed the capacity for individual thought and turned words’ meanings on their head. In Orwell’s dystopian world, The Party used slogans such as War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength.

Satire – yes. But a warning, also.

Demands that only one form of thought is permitted, and that anything which deviates from it is offensive and should be banned, are profoundly dangerous. They pretend to be about care and concern, but are in reality a form of intellectual totalitarianism.

Without offence and without upset, there is tyranny.

On a persona note it is good to see many positive comments from the public with reference to this article - they can be found here

Victorian nymphs painting back on display after censorship row

BBC - 2nd February 2018 (good to see this nonsense acted on and capitulation achieved so quickly)

A gallery is to put a Victorian painting of naked adolescent girls back on display after a row over censorship. Manchester Art Gallery said it took down Hylas and the Nymphs by JW Waterhouse to "encourage debate" about how such images should be displayed. But critics accused curators of being puritanical and politically correct. The painting will return on Saturday. "It's been clear that many people feel very strongly about the issues raised," Manchester City Council said. The 1896 painting was removed a week ago in an attempt to rethink the "very old-fashioned" way images of women's bodies were exhibited as "either as passive beautiful objects or femmes fatales". Curator Clare Gannaway said: "It's not about saying these things can't exist in a public gallery - it's about saying, maybe we just need to challenge the way these paintings have been read and enable them to speak in a different way."

Post It victory over removal of Waterhouse painting

Visitors were invited to write their views about the decision on sticky notes and post them in the vacant space.

Ashamed to be a feminist PostIt

Both images as shown (uncredited) on the BBC website

But after a backlash, the city council, which runs the gallery, announced that the painting would return to the wall. The gallery's interim director Amanda Wallace said: "We were hoping the experiment would stimulate discussion, and it's fair to say we've had that in spades - and not just from local people but from art-lovers around the world. "Throughout the painting's seven day absence, it's been clear that many people feel very strongly about the issues* raised, and we now plan to harness this strength of feeling for some further debate on these wider issues*." The gallery is now planning a series of public events "to encourage further debate".

(*Issues twice in one sentence! Constant overuse of this totally inappropriate word to cover a multitude of better nouns! From 'Grammarly' - "A noun is a word that names something: either a person, place, or thing. In a sentence, nouns can play the role of subject, direct object, indirect object, subject complement, object complement, appositive, or adjective.")

'Killing any debate'

Speaking on Thursday, Clare Gannaway denied that the gallery was censoring the picture, but there were strong reactions on social media and in the art world. "Removing art due to political concerns is exactly censorship," wrote Gary Brooks on Twitter. "I think you can spark a debate without removing the painting," said Ben Perkins. Professor Liz Prettejohn, who curated a Waterhouse exhibition at the Royal Academy in London in 2009, told BBC News: "Taking it off display is killing any kind of debate that you might be able to have about it in relation to some of the really interesting issues that it might raise about sexuality and gender relationships. "The Victorians are always getting criticised because they're supposed to be prudish. But here it would seem it's us who are taking the roles of what we think of as the very moralistic Victorians." The painting's initial removal was filmed to be made into a new piece of video art for artist Sonia Boyce's exhibition at the gallery in March. Postcards of the painting were also taken out of the gallery shop.

The furore came two months after two sisters started a petition asking the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York to remove, or at least reimagine the way it presented, a painting by Balthus of a neighbour's daughter in an erotic pose. The sisters said the Met was "romanticising voyeurism and the objectification of children". The museum refused to remove it, saying it wanted to encourage "the continuing evolution of existing culture through informed discussion and respect for creative expression".

How long until the New Puritans stop us seeing all these treasures, asks A.N. WILSON as Manchester Art Gallery removes a pre-Raphaelite picture of naked nymphs

Daily Mail - 2nd February 2018 (didn't take long for a new headline in 2018 did it?)

The heavy hand of political correctness has struck at one of the country’s most important art collections in these unsettling times following the Harvey Weinstein scandal. The Manchester Art Gallery has removed from its walls one of its best known and most popular paintings, Hylas And The Nymphs, by Victorian artist J. W. Waterhouse, which features naked pubescent girls enticing a handsome young man into a water pool. Postcards of the picture will no longer be sold in the gallery’s shop. The gallery insists it is not banning the picture, painted in 1896, but simply wants to provoke debate — to ‘prompt conversations about how we display and interpret artworks’ and how to make them ‘relevant’ in the 21st century. Clare Gannaway, the gallery’s curator of contemporary art, said the room where it was hung — entitled In Pursuit Of Beauty — perpetuated ‘outdated and damaging stories’ that ‘women are either femmes fatale or passive bodies for male consumption’.

So all too predictably in today’s intolerant world, this ‘conversation’ turns out to be dogmatic and one-sided. We are being told by earnest New Puritans that we should be ashamed of ourselves for even looking at this picture. You may not know the painting, but as soon as you see it you will recognize it for what it is, a harmless bit of kitsch often reproduced on posters and postcards. No one has ever supposed it a great work of art. But like many Victorian paintings in the pre-Raphaelite style — Sir John Everett Millais’s painting of Hamlet’s drowned Ophelia with her red hair floating in the water behind her, is another example — Hylas And The Nymphs feels comfortingly familiar. It is, I would argue, rather charming. Yet because it depicts naked teenage girls, we will be told in this Manchester gallery’s ‘conversation’ that — far from being a harmless bit of titillation for Victorian businessmen, as was intended — the picture is appalling evidence of how women have been exploited throughout the ages.

For a start, modern feminist taste is almost certain to consider the Greek myth on which the painting is based to be highly offensive. Hylas, a beautiful youth who some believed to be the gay lover of Hercules, was a sailor searching for the Golden Fleece which would allow the captain of his ship, the Argo, to be confirmed as king. He was seduced from his life as an Argonaut by the nymphs who drew him into the water for their gratification. This, the feminists will point out, is every man’s sick fantasy — that women are nymph-omaniacs just waiting to seduce us.

In addition, we will be told, the models used by Waterhouse for the picture were exploited — they were the Victorian equivalents of those skimpily clad waitresses and prostitutes at the Presidents Club, the men-only charity event at the Dorchester Hotel in London that shocked so many modern sensibilities after claims they had been pawed and groped. Many Victorian painters — like painters throughout European history — chose poor, young working-class girls simply for their looks as models. These women were street-wise and commonly worked as actresses or barmaids, but they also found employment in seedier walks of life and were often forced into prostitution. Waterhouse, so the conversation will go, exploited these women and should be on the #MeToo blacklist, while those men who enjoy his pictures are no better. Once the gallery’s ‘conversation’ takes hold, why should it stop at Hylas And The Nymphs? Next month, Tate Britain will hold a major exhibition of Picasso, arguably the most interesting, certainly one of the most arresting, painters of the 20th century — a giant, whatever you think of him.

One of the greatest works of modern art — a painting which changed the entire direction in which 20th-century painting would go — is Picasso’s Les Demoiselles d’Avignon, which hangs in the Museum of Modern Art in New York. It depicts a group of prostitutes, shamelessly disporting themselves rather like the nymphs of classical myth but far more aggressively. Picasso’s attitude to women was as politically incorrect as that of the Presidents Club, only much, much kinkier. As he got into his stride, his portraits of those he seduced — and there were hundreds — suggest a view of women which was often downright nasty. Women’s mouths or their genitalia in his pictures are often jagged like the claws of lobsters. He saw women as exploitative, manipulative, destructive, just as many of us today would see his idea of women as depraved. But this does not stop the pictures being great works of art. I can see the argument leading to the point where the vociferous politically correct minority insist no painting can ‘objectify’ women, let alone depict abuse by men.

Titian’s stupendous depiction of Tarquin And Lucretia on display in the Fitzwilliam Museum in Cambridge (one of the greatest works of Western Art) would be banned. Painted by great Renaissance master in his 80s in 1571, it depicts the violent moment Tarquin, son of the last king of Rome, raped Lucretia after threatening to kill her if she rejected his advances. The next day she exposed him and committed suicide, prompting the Romans to revolt and overthrow Tarquin’s father and establish the Roman Republic. No longer would we be allowed to see the white-breasted form of Venus in Bronzino’s Allegory With Venus And Cupid in the National Gallery in London, or the naked sculptures of homoerotic (under-age) male teenagers depicted in the stunning Greek sculpture galleries in the British Museum. All because the taste police would tut-tut with disapproval. You’d have to cover your eyes in Paris in case you had the misfortune to see Edouard Manet’s celebrated Le Dejeuner Sur l’Herbe: what could be more depraved and kinky than a fully clothed young man eating a picnic with a totally naked young woman. Presumably, Manet was a member of the Presidents Club? Almost certainly a friend of Harvey Weinstein. Gauguin’s paintings of underage Polynesian girls with whom he had slept; Correggio’s erotically charged Leda And The Swan; these would be beyond the pale.

I can see modern puritanism reaching the point where it demands the removal of all naked human forms in our art galleries and museums.

At my Oxford college, we used to smile at the puritanism of our Victorian forebears. In the 18th century, Sir Joshua Reynolds, the greatest painter of his day, executed some wonderful windows for the chapel. A hundred years later, the Victorian Head of College ordered that the naked figure of Adam be clothed like Tarzan in a leopard-skin. But the truth is that we are now far more puritanical than that Victorian don. Because in our generation, we do not simply object to depictions of nakedness. We take a high moral tone towards our ancestors and think our attitude is always morally superior to theirs. We should resist this philistinism with every ounce of energy we possess. The history of Western Art began in fifth and fourth-century BC Athens, when sculptors began to depict the naked human form.

The fifth century depiction of Athene by the greatest sculptor of antiquity, Phidias, was much more than just a moment in the history of art. By studying and depicting the human body, the Greeks made humanity itself central to their society. From this sprang the study of philosophy, medicine, and politics — theirs is the cradle of all we believe to be civilised. Of course there always have been unpleasant artists who exploited women and had perverse sexual tastes. Eric Gill, the great sculptor whose statue of Shakespeare’s Prospero and Ariel adorns the entry to the BBC, in Portland Place, London, was revealed 30 years ago to be a libidinous sex pest who even slept with two of his own daughters.

But if we ban all works the politically correct brigade consider offensive, we will end up with the equivalent of Oliver Cromwell’s Puritans smashing stained glass windows in Westminster Abbey or the Taliban blowing up Buddhist statues because they are ‘idolatrous’. We should recognise that we are in the middle of a desperate cultural clash. On the one hand, there is the civilised majority which looks back, ultimately, to the Ancient Greeks for our view of politics, democracy and intellectual freedom — a story that began with the celebration of the human nude. On the other hand are the philistine minority, who come in all sorts of politically correct disguises, but who fundamentally wish to restrict freedom of thought, coerce us and rewrite our history. Yesterday, many expressed their anger at the gallery’s decision. In a post on its website, self-proclaimed feminist Annas Eskander was outraged, saying: ‘Do we not live in a liberal and civilised society where the job of the curator is to enlighten, not to impose their own beliefs on others?’

Our conversation with Manchester Art Gallery should be a short one. ‘Waterhouse was a not very good, but quite charming, painter. His Hylas And The Nymphs has many fans. Please put it back.’

Elsie Mo from Siren to Pilot

22nd January Castle Rock upgrades Elsie Mo from Siren to Pilot - it's a real shame she can't be both!

Original Elsie Mo pump clip

All images of Elsie Mo Golden Ale courtesy & © of Castle Rock Brewery

Elsie Mo gets a re-brand

Castle Rock Brewery re-brands Elsie Mo, one of its longest-standing and permanent brews.

First brewed in 1998, the name ‘Elsie Mo’ is derived from the predominant malt in the recipe – Low Colour Maris Otter, or LCMO.  We liked how the name sounded, and decided to turn the “brand” into a personality. After being inspired by the historical images of US aircraft nose art, we made the decision for the pump clip to feature a character playing homage to the 1940s pin-up style.

Over the next two decades, Elsie Mo became our second most popular and best-selling beer in our core range, and continues to win a variety of local, regional and national awards. It’s a great beer, consistently produced by great brewers, and continues to be a key part in the success of Castle Rock. However, it’s time to acknowledge that the sexualised presentation of Elsie Mo is deemed not acceptable in a culture that strives for, and celebrates, equality. One of our key aims at Castle Rock has always been to ensure our customers feel comfortable, and we recognise that we have let some people down. Over the last few years, we’ve questioned the Elsie Mo branding ourselves, as well as customers. In 2014, we re-branded Elsie, wanting to better integrate the image within the historical context intended. The consensus from our customer base that the pump clip was improved, but the depiction of Elsie Mo remained a contentious issue. While we never set out to offend anyone, we acknowledge that the pump clip – in all versions over the years – may have been regarded as offensive. Now it’s time to move forward.

The new pump clip for Elsie is designed to celebrate the will and bravery or women, both in times gone by and today, without losing its original heritage. We’ve taken inspiration from the women pilots of the second world war, who took to the skies in Spitfires, Lancasters and Hurricanes, to deliver battle-ready planes to fighter pilots of the RAF. We worked closely with our designer, Nick Pettit, to ensure the new pump clip is spot on. Nick is a brand specialist in the brewing industry and studied imagery and propaganda of the World Wars as his art school thesis, so this was a project that we were all very invested in. We were especially influenced by Giles Whittell’s Spitfire Women of World War II, published in 2008. The collection focuses on true stories from the women of the ATA (Air Transport Auxiliary) who, although not allowed into combat, flew unarmed – without radios or instruments, and at the mercy of the weather and enemy aircraft – to deliver planes to the front lines.

There are stories and photographs of these women, featuring famous names like Amy Johnson and Maureen Dunlop among those of unsung heroes. We worked to capture the bravery of the women of the ATA, and the confidence they exude in these photographs, to inspire a pump clip that we can all be proud of. Most importantly, Elsie’s now in the pilot’s seat, where perhaps she should have been all along. While the new design continues to pay homage to the war effort and the unsung bravery of these pilots, we also want it to be an empowering image – to be a pump clip that proudly celebrates women in all industries, including our own, as well as being an inspirational image for all. Beer is for everyone after all! The recipe and process for Elsie Mo remains the same, we promise.

We hope you love the new design, which we’ll be rolling out across the country in the coming weeks and months.

Personal Note - this is the way to fight bureaucracy and the hateful political correctness - take the sensible stand and allow the snowflake usurpers to melt and evaporate away without trace!

Castle Rock Brewery re-brands ‘sexualised’ Elsie Mo

West Bridgford Wire - 22nd January 2018

Nottingham-based Castle Rock Brewery is to re-brand Elsie Mo, one of its longest-standing ales and its second biggest-selling core brew. After extensive discussion, the need for change was agreed in January and the new design presents a homage to the women pilots of World War II, and the war effort at large. First brewed in 1998, the name ‘Elsie Mo’ is derived from the predominant malt in the recipe – Low Colour Maris Otter, or LCMO.  After being inspired by the historical images of US aircraft nose art, the decision was made for the original pump clip to feature a character playing homage to a 1940s pin-up.

Managing director Colin Wilde says: “It is time to acknowledge that the sexualised presentation of Elsie Mo is not accepted by a culture that strives for, and celebrates, equality.” Women pilots who delivered aircraft to fighter squadrons during World War II are the inspiration for the new design.   Elsie Mo is a regular at the Stratford Haven, the Poppy and Pint and the Embankment pubs.

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Alex Orlov @ mic (United States) - 23rd January 2018

Castle Rock Brewery swaps its sexist pin up girl for a female pilot

The beer industry doesn’t have a reputation of being friendly to women, despite the fact that original beer brewers were female. Among craft breweries, many bottles feature casually sexist label designs and beer names — take, for example, Clown Shoes Beer’s “Tramp Stamp Belgian IPA” or Flying Dog Brewery’s “Raging Bitch IPA.” After consumer backlash, one brewery made the decision to transform its stale, sexist mascot into an empowering ode to brave women.

On Monday, Castle Rock Brewery in Nottingham, England, announced it was rebranding its “Elsie Mo” beer label. Look at the evolution of Castle Rock’s “Elsie Mo” label from buxom babe to scantily clad blonde to badass fighter pilot. “While it was never the intention to offend, the Elsie Mo pump clip [the badge that attaches to a beer draft handle] had been a contentious issue for some time,” Lewis Townsend, Castle Rock Brewery’s head of marketing, said in an email. “The time felt right to rework the clip to better present the character of Elsie while retaining the heritage of the original clip.” The name “Elsie Mo” came from one malt, called Low Color Maris Otter, also known as the “LCMO” used in the beer’s recipe. Inspired by “aircraft nose art” — the sexy images of women that pilots placed on the nose of planes during the two world wars — Castle Rock decided to fashion a 1940s-style pinup, a buxom blonde in a revealing pink shirt and short shorts, to create a character that embodied a woman named Elsie Mo. With the tagline “Full-bodied and totally irresistible,” the sexy innuendo was pretty clear. In 2014, a rebrand ushered in a new but equally sexy tagline and scantily clad woman. The 2018 rebrand that makes the character Elsie Mo a pilot is meant to “acknowledge and commemorate” the “women pilots of World War II who took to the skies,” Townsend said. The brewery was inspired by Spitfire Women of World War II, a collection of true stories of female pilots in the Air Transport Auxiliary (a British civilian group supporting the Royal Air Force) who flew unarmed.

In the U.S., breweries are moving slowly away from innuendo-laced labels. The Brewers Association, a trade group supporting small and independently owned American breweries, has strict marketing guidelines for member breweries that forbids the use of derogatory or discriminatory images and language. Those rules went into effect in April. Modern beer labels and beer advertising “is more culture- and gender-inclusive than in the past. That is positive progress,” Julia Herz, Brewers Association craft beer program director, said in an email. “It is good to see brewers representative of the values, ideals and integrity of a diverse and inclusive culture.” And beer fans are saying “cheers” to the changes. On Twitter, many users applauded Castle Rock’s new “Elsie Mo.” User David Glenwright tweeted, “It’s brilliant to see an homage of an often forgotten group of women who played a vital role in the war.”“The feedback has been overwhelmingly positive,” Townsend said. “We hope [the new Elsie Mo] reflects the message that beer is for everyone.”

Sexist' beer logo featuring woman in stockings and suspenders removed from Nottingham pubs

Nottingham Post - 23rd January 2018

The stockings and suspenders are out as Nottingham brewery Castle Rock re-brands one of its best-selling beers. Elsie Mo’s 1940s buxom, leggy pin-up - the face of the golden ale since 2014 - has been ditched in favour of a more politically-correct design, which pays homage to the Second World War's female pilots. With no hint of cleavage or legs, the change marks an industry-wide move to get rid of sexist beer marketing. It's the third re-brand for the award-winning Elsie Mo, first brewed in 1998 and Castle Rock’s second biggest selling core beer. After being inspired by the historical images of US aircraft nose art, the original pump clip featured a blonde pin-up in a scanty pink top. She was given a 'boob job' in 2007, fulfilling the beer’s motto: ‘full bodied and totally irresistible.'

The latest change follows extensive discussion about the portrayal of the beer, named after the predominant malt in the recipe - Low Colour Maris Otter, or LCMO. Managing director Colin Wilde said: “It is time to acknowledge that the sexualised presentation of Elsie Mo is not accepted by a culture that strives for, and celebrates, equality. “It has always been our intention to make all of our customers feel comfortable, and we recognise that we may have let some people down. “Over the last few years, we’ve questioned the Elsie Mo branding ourselves, as well as customers. In 2014, we re-branded Elsie, wanting to better integrate the image within the historical context intended. The consensus from our customer base that the pump clip was improved, but the depiction of Elsie Mo remained a contentious issue. "While we never set out to offend, we acknowledge that the pump clip – in all versions it has appeared over the years – may have been regarded as offensive and we now think the time is right to move forward."

The re-brand has been designed to celebrate the “will and bravery of women both in times gone by and today”, without losing its original heritage. Inspiration has been taken from the Second World War's women pilots, who took to the skies in Spitfires, Lancasters and Hurricanes to deliver battle-ready planes to RAF fighter pilots. Mr Wilde added: "Elsie’s now in the pilot’s seat, where perhaps she should have been all along.” The re-brand was overseen by the marketing department at Castle Rock, with marketing executive Liv Auckland being instrumental in the conceptual designs. Liv said: "We worked closely with our designer to ensure the new pump clip is spot on. While it pays homage to the war effort and the unsung bravery of these pilots, my aim was for it to be an empowering image – to be a pump clip that proudly celebrates women in all industries, including our own.”

The new pump clip will be rolled out to pubs over the next few weeks but some of the old labels will remain until stocks run out.

There has been a mixed reaction to the changes from customers. Anthony Hutchinson said: “The old pump clip was sexier. I can’t believe you gave in to the political correctness brigade.” Lisa Douglas said: “I’m not offended and nor are my friends. It wouldn’t stop us from drinking the beer.” However, the re-brand has won the support of some female beer drinkers. Kersti Fourcin said: “I really like this, and I just wanted to say well done to the team that put it together. She's still got a cheeky smile and she rocks the outfit. Nice one Castle Rock." Andrea Iliffe added: "As the art is very 1940s pin-up style, I have never been offended by the original as that was the style of the time. Having said that I love that they have given this some thought and used an empowering piece to celebrate female pilots from the war. At the end of the day a fun piece of art or amusing name might make me order it for the first time, but after that I will make my decision based on taste."

Castle Rock brewery removes 'sexist' branding from Elsie Mo beer

Talk Radio - 24th January 2018

Castle Rock Elsie Mo beer was previously branded with a picture of a woman wearing stockings and suspenders as well as showing her cleavage. This image has been used since 2014. But now the brewery are using a picture of the same woman, this time sitting in an aircraft and not wearing revealing clothes, in tribute to female pilots in World War Two. However the update has received a mixed reaction. One woman said: “I’m not offended and nor are my friends. It wouldn’t stop us from drinking the beer.” But another praised the move saying she likes the new design and wants to congratulate “the team that put it together. She's still got a cheeky smile and she rocks the outfit. Nice one Castle Rock." A woman has featured on the branding since Castle Rock's creation in 1998, according to The Nottingham Post.

This is also not the first time it has rebranded, however its previous changes included enlarging the woman's breasts in 2007. Colin Wilde, the managing director of the company said: “It is time to acknowledge that the sexualised presentation of Elsie Mo is not accepted by a culture that strives for, and celebrates, equality." He also said he realises some have been let down by the brand and the company has been questioning the branding for a few years. Wilde added that the change it mean to celebrate “will and bravery of women both in times gone by and today.”

A to Z of politically correct madness: The Left's 'Thought Police' continues to censor language as 'manfully' is labelled sexist

Daily Mail - 18th November 2017

NHS hospital consultant accused of sexism after praising a father 
Cambridge academic urged colleagues not to use words such as ‘genius’
Suffolk council has been criticised for using the term 'cat's eyes'
Here is an A to Z of new practices which have fallen foul to political correctness 

Every day, it seems, someone else falls foul of the New Censors. They are accused of either offending the diktats of political correctness or are deemed guilty of so-called cultural appropriation (the act of using things from another culture). The latest example this week was a ‘sin’ committed against the all-pervasive modern creed behind ‘gender politics’, which dictates that anyone who uses language deemed ‘sexist’ must be punished and forced to apologise. An NHS hospital consultant was accused of sexism after praising a father for ‘manfully’ stepping in to bring his daughter for an appointment when his wife was unavailable. The three-year-old’s parents complained, saying the word ‘manfully’ was sexist because it implied ‘women are there to do the childcare’ and that ‘fathers and mothers should have equal responsibility for taking their children to hospital appointments’. The Lancashire Teaching Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust, which runs the hospital, and the paediatric surgeon involved had to apologise.

Another example of truly absurd censorship occurred when county council road engineers in Suffolk were criticised for using the phrase ‘cat’s eyes’ — because some people may have thought cats had been butchered, and thus the council was party to animal cruelty. Among the most dangerous New Censors are those found in universities — not only politically over-sensitive students but lecturers wedded to this Left-wing ideology. For example, a woman Cambridge academic urged colleagues not to use words such as ‘genius’, ‘brilliant’ or ‘flair’ for fear of alienating female students because she said they ‘carry assumptions of gender inequality’ as they’re associated with men. Such examples show how political correctness has become an obsession in many sections of the metropolitan, liberal Left. A self-appointed priesthood now ruthlessly polices language and behaviour for any signs of heresy that their diktats state are unacceptable. They have established a code of conduct against ‘crimes’ such as so-called ‘micro-aggressions’ — ‘brief and commonplace daily verbal, behavioural and environmental indignities’ that are said to communicate hostility. But far from promoting a tolerant society — which is their proclaimed aim — this bullying brand of identity politics simply creates friction between people, as well as discord and suspicion. Crucially, it silences debate — and free speech is undermined and common sense lost.

Here’s an A to Z compilation of some everyday words, practices and concepts that have fallen foul of the new Political Correctness orthodoxy.

A is for avoiding eye contact
Oxford University’s Equality and Diversity Unit tried to accuse people who avoid eye contact with others of ‘racist micro-aggression’ — before it was pointed out that such advice might be seen as discriminatory against people with autism who may struggle to look others in the eye.

B is for ‘born a man’ or ‘born a woman’
Transgender campaigners condemn such phrases as inaccurate and offensive. Even ‘biologically male’ and ‘biologically female’ are deemed ‘problematic’ by the influential U.S. gay rights ‘media monitoring’ group GLAAD (which used to be called the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, because they ‘oversimplify’ the ‘complex subject’ of gender. We’re told the correct usage is to say an individual is ‘assigned’ or ‘designated’ male or female at birth.

C is for cat’s eyes
Suffolk County Council stopped using traditional signs warning drivers ‘Cat’s eyes removed’ after fears that real cats may have been killed to manufacture these reflective road safety measures. Ipswich resident Rebecca Brewer was reported as saying: ‘I have a five-year-old daughter who was very upset the first time she saw the sign — she really thought cruel people were torturing cats.’ Instead, signs across the county now state: ‘Caution, road studs removed.’ A council spokesman said: ‘The term “road studs” is one we now use as standard.’

C is also for clapping - Applause was banned by the National Union of Students’ Women’s Campaign over concerns that it could ‘trigger anxiety’ among nervous students. Whooping and cheering have also raised concerns. Instead, politically-correct students now show support for a speaker with a bizarre display of ‘jazz hands’, a form of exuberant but silent manual acclamation taken from musical theatre.

D is for dreadlocks
Use of this braided hairstyle by white people is said to represent cultural appropriation. When the designer Marc Jacobs was criticised for using a group of predominantly white models wearing dreadlocks in a show, he argued — not unreasonably — that this was similar to black women straightening their hair. This was met with further outrage from (mostly white) commentators who complained that hair-straightening had been ‘forced upon the black community due to beauty ideals based on white archetypes’.

E is for ‘Exotic’
A word some social justice warriors claim carries ‘nasty racial underpinnings’. U.S. fashion editor and blogger Katie Dupere says ‘exotic’ is ‘a major verbal micro-aggression’.

<F is for ‘Fat’
An unacceptable term, which, according to so-called ‘fat-liberation activists, is used ‘to shame people who might not fit the conventional beauty standards of our society’. Contradictorily, though, anyone with a fuller figure is allowed to ‘reclaim “Fat” as an empowering identity’.

F is also for ‘forefathers’ - A word that Cardiff Metropolitan University’s code of practice states is sexist (because it includes the gender-exclusive ‘fathers’) and should be replaced by ‘ancestors’ or ‘forebears’. The code lists 34 words and phrases to be avoided as part of efforts to ‘embrace cultural diversity’.

G is for ‘girls’
A sexist word according to Cardiff Metropolitan University, which said that it should never be used about adult women, as it is a way of belittling them.

G is also for ‘genius’ - one of the words that Lucy Delap, a lecturer in British history at Cambridge, says should be discouraged as it ‘carries assumptions of gender inequality and also of class and ethnicity’

H is for Hate Speech
Any view that departs from the social justice agenda is at risk of being seen as ‘hate speech’. Home Secretary Amber Rudd’s speech to last year’s Tory party conference was reported to police as a ‘hate crime’ by Left-wing Oxford professor Joshua Silver. The speech — which the academic later admitted he hadn’t actually watched — had included promises of tighter controls on immigration. Credulous police duly recorded Rudd’s speech as ‘a non-crime hate incident’.

I is for ‘Illegal’
This is apparently a pejorative word and therefore unacceptable when applied to migrants — even to describe those who have, indeed, entered a country illegally. One set of guidelines in the U.S. states: ‘Actions are illegal, people are not . . . The word ‘illegal’ has been applied and abused by those advocating harsh immigration policies that are undoubtedly racist and xenophobic.’ The politically correct terminology is ‘undocumented immigrants’.

J is for Jamaican Stew
This traditional Caribbean dish became a recipe for a race row when chefs at Pembroke College, Cambridge, were ordered to rethink the menu after ethnic minority students complained that the ‘Jamaican Stew’ — as well as other dishes including ‘Tunisian Rice’ — constituted ‘micro-aggressions’ against them, since such offerings did not properly represent the foods of their native lands.

K is for Kilts
Some Scots have suggested any non-Scot who wears one is guilty of cultural appropriation — particularly considering England’s long history of ‘oppression’ against its northern neighbour.‘Scottish Gaelic culture has been subject to rampant cultural appropriation for centuries as a result of its subordination to Anglophone culture in an Anglo-centric British Empire,’ laments Michael Newton, author of Warriors Of The Word: The World Of The Scottish Highlanders.

L is for ‘Lame’
A word deemed offensive by some disability campaigners, particularly when used in the sense of being ‘ineffectual’ or ‘unappealing’. According to the ‘Ableist Word Profile’ (an online guide that ‘explores a variety of feminist issues through a disability lens’), use of the word ‘lame’ is ‘pejorative’ as it ‘reinforces ableism in our culture by reminding people that disability is bad’.

M is for ‘mother’ (AND ‘MANFULLY’)
Mother is a word that’s far too old-fashioned in our modern world where there is sensitivity about transgenderism. In January, the British Medical Association advised members that mothers-to-be should be referred to as ‘pregnant people’ to avoid offence and ‘celebrate diversity’.Another previously innocuous M-word frowned upon by the PC brigade is ‘man’: censors at Cardiff Metropolitan University have stipulated that ‘manpower’ should be replaced by ‘personnel’, ‘human resources’ or ‘staff’ to avoid offence to women. ‘Sportsmanship’ and ‘taxman’ should not be used, either.

N is for Native American headdress
Another victim of the cultural appropriation police. Singer Ellie Goulding was accused of racism after tweeting a picture of herself wearing one. ‘Don’t mock a dying race, you insensitive and ignorant excuse of a person,’ screeched one virtue-signalling critic. David Beckham’s son Brooklyn was the target of similar howls of PC anger over his tattoo of a Native American Indian. Actor Colin Firth’s wife Livia faced online abuse for wearing a Native American headdress at the Isle of Wight Festival.

O is for ‘Land of Opportunity’
This phrase — often used to refer to America — is said to constitute verbal micro-aggression because it ‘asserts that race or gender does not play a role in life’s successes’.

P is for party costumes
Last year, a senior professor at a college at Yale University had to resign after he and his wife were accused of downplaying concerns over ‘inappropriate’ Halloween costumes. He was accused of ‘creating space for violence’ and of trivialising students’ concerns because he suggested people could turn away if they felt offended by students in ‘culturally inappropriate’ fancy dress such as Mexican or Native American outfits.

P is also for pronouns - Sussex University Students’ Union warned members against using the pronouns ‘he’ and ‘she’ to avoid assumptions about identity. ‘They’ and ‘Them’ are said to be the correct, gender-neutral terms.

Q is for queens
Drag queens were banned from a Gay Pride event in Glasgow in 2015 in case they caused offence to transgender people.

R is for ‘real men’ and ‘real women’
Jenni Murray, presenter of Radio 4’s Woman’s Hour, upset transgender lobbyists when she said men who had undergone sex-change operations could not claim to be ‘real women’ since they did not have ‘the experience of growing up female’.

S is for Sombreros
The Students’ Union at the University of East Anglia in Norwich banned a local Mexican-themed restaurant (Pedro’s Tex Mex Cantina) from handing out sombreros to students in 2015 as part of a marketing drive. Union officials claimed the hats breached a policy forbidding stall-holders from handing out materials including ‘discriminatory or stereotypical imagery’.

S is also for ‘sensitivity readers’ - increasingly employed by publishers to check manuscripts for ‘racist, sexist or otherwise offensive content’.

T is for ‘trigger’
This refers to anything the hyper-sensitive might find upsetting. Universities now widely use ‘trigger warnings’ to advise students that something may cause them distress. This kind of alarmism even extends to classic literature such as F. Scott Fitzgerald’s novel The Great Gatsby, which is said to feature ‘gory, abusive and misogynistic violence’. Virginia Woolf’s Mrs Dalloway needs to be treated with caution because of the ‘suicidal inclinations’ in the text — a warning that would rather ruin the book if you have never read it.

T is also for ‘twerking’ - The provocative, rump-grinding dance style which singer Miley Cyrus has been accused of culturally appropriating from black musicians. Lily Allen, too, has been criticised for using black women dancers twerking in a pop video — ironic, as she sees herself as a cheerleader for right-on behaviour.

U is for Uniforms
In an attempt to appease the transgender lobby, some police forces are scrapping traditional men’s and women’s uniforms. In response to its ‘Gender Identity Working Group’, Dyfed Powys constabulary in Wales switched to ‘gender-neutral’ outfits, including a unisex hat and neckwear. ‘We have learnt there may have been times when practices and procedures have adversely impacted our trans communities and their engagement with us,’ said Dyfed Assistant Chief Constable Liane James. Northamptonshire Police now issues U.S. - style baseball caps which they think will somehow encourage transgender recruits.

V is for ‘violate’
A lecturer at Harvard Law School (whose alumni include Barack Obama) was urged by a student not to use this word — as in the phrase ‘does this conduct violate the law?’ — as it might trigger traumatic fears about rape. It was even suggested that rape law should not be taught to protect students from ‘distress’.

W is for ‘Where are you from?’
Even the most innocent verbal exchange can become a minefield. Guidance from the University of California, Berkeley, has decreed that asking ‘where are you from?’ or ‘where were you born?’ could be racist micro-aggression — because the phrases are ‘a covert way to say you don’t belong here’.

X is for X Factor
On the ITV talent show last year, Saara Aalto from Finland was accused of cultural appropriation for dressing in a Japanese kimono and a long wig, like a geisha. With the pious relish that typifies Twitter comments, one viewer said: ‘I found Saara’s performance very offensive. A culture is not a dress up costume.’

Y is for Yoga
Another victim of the appropriation puritans: in 2015, the Student Federation of the University of Ottawa banned yoga sessions. The teacher was told it amounted to Western ‘cultural appropriation’ of a practice with its origins in Indian Hinduism. She was told: ‘There are cultural issues involved in the practice’ because of ‘oppression, cultural genocide and diasporas due to colonialism and western supremacy’.

Z is for Zero Tolerance
Defined by the Cambridge Dictionary as the ‘act of punishing all criminal or unacceptable behaviour severely, even if it is not very serious’.

It is the key policy of many lobby groups in their drive to outlaw language and behaviour they decree insensitive. The ultimate irony is that in the name of tolerance for minorities, all concept of essential and hard-won freedoms enjoyed by the majority are in danger of being lost.

The most important of these losses is, of course, freedom of expression.

Banning AD and BC isn't just bonkers, it's an insult to minorities: As schools replace Christian date system with 'Common Era', CHRISTOPHER HART expresses his fury

Daily Mail - 2nd October 2017

A growing number of educational authorities in this country are ditching the use of the traditional calendar terms BC and AD in favour of the more bland and neutral BCE and CE. Their anxiety is that the older terms might upset ‘non-Christians’.

BC stands for Before Christ and AD for Anno Domini — Latin for ‘In The Year Of Our Lord’. The new terms stand for Before the Common Era and Common Era. You can spot immediately what a silly and bogus move this is by our educational apparatchiks. Only the letters are being changed, as if to disguise something shameful. The date — 2017 — will still mean 2017 years after the birth of Christ, as calculated by the Church. So the new terms really alter nothing. What they do indicate are some quite absurd preconceptions and delusions on the part of those decreeing the changes. Enslaved as they are by the dictates of that pernicious form of ideological idiocy known as Political Correctness, the guidelines for schools in East Sussex, for instance, state that ‘BCE and CE are now used in order to show sensitivity to those who are not Christians’.

This throws up any number of questions, the first of which is: What about those who are Christians? What about their sensitivities, and perhaps their preference for terms which reflect their own faith in a supposedly Christian country? Why should their sensitivities be secondary to those of other religions? And what members of other religions are actually offended anyway? Ibrahim Mogra, a Muslim leader from Leicester and assistant secretary general to the Muslim Council of Britain, says of the use of the Christian calendar in Britain: ‘I don’t believe it causes Muslims offence.’ Similarly, a spokesman for the Board of Deputies of British Jews says: ‘I don’t think anyone would mind if in mainstream schools they use BC and AD.’ Well, we seem to have rubbed along with those terms for several centuries well enough.

So who are these mysterious people who might take offence at these time-honoured Christian terms, which have been around since at least the time of the Venerable Bede? He used them throughout his wonderful Ecclesiastical History Of The English People, writing in the early 8th century AD. If a system has lasted well for some 1,300 years, why change it now? And if no one actually is offended by these terms, why are our schools fiddling around with them? Shouldn’t they be concentrating on larger issues — such as the fact that so many school-leavers are functionally illiterate? Behind this move to abolish BC and AD is a much wider crusade to rid Britain of any Christian echoes whatsoever: a task that is of course impossible, even if it were desirable, which it is not. Christianity runs through British history and identity like a golden thread, giving us everything from mince pies to Easter eggs, the majority of our most beautiful and historical buildings, and many of our Christian names — sorry, first names. To eliminate all traces of the faith of our British ancestors would be effectively to strip away our history altogether: something which at times it really does seem our schools and universities are actively seeking to do.

Yet this intolerant and sinister move to de-Christianise our culture meets with barely a murmur from our Church establishment, more concerned as it is with global warming or social justice. A rare exception is Lord Carey, former Archbishop of Canterbury, one of the staunchest defenders of our religious traditions. He has spent much of his life meeting members of other faiths, and says: ‘I have never met a Muslim or Jewish leader who is offended by the Gregorian calendar.’ Of course not. The idea is absurd. But what a shame that it is only an Archbishop who has retired from the front line who feels compelled to speak out.

Another prominent voice raised against this latest attempt at the abolition of Christianity is Radio 4 and Mastermind presenter John Humphrys. ‘I can’t stand BCE and all that sort of stuff,’ he says in his usual forthright manner. Everyone knows where we are when we say BC and AD — and that is how I want to keep it.’ He said this in response to the fact that he inadvertently used the term ‘BCE’ when reading out a question on Mastermind. In fact, Mr Humphrys’ employer has been leading the way in this eradication of the Christian calendar for some years. It was accused of ‘absurd political correctness’ in 2011 after dropping the terms BC and AD, and employing the trendy replacements on programmes such as University Challenge and Radio 4’s In Our Time, hosted by Melvyn Bragg. The Beeb’s response at the time might have come straight from the mouth of the spoof Head of Inclusivity in the TV satire W1A: ‘As the BBC is committed to impartiality, it is appropriate that we use terms that do not offend or alienate non-Christians.’ The supposed ‘offence’ caused by these perfectly innocuous terms is entirely confined to the warped imaginations of the Left-wing establishment, terrified that anything, anywhere in Britain might appear to be … well, British.

Of course much of the world also now uses the BC/AD system for practical purposes. Otherwise there would be chaos. But for religious purposes, there are many variations — with none of the others feeling that they have to conceal or ‘apologise’ for their faith. In the Hebrew calendar, we are currently in the year 5778. In the Islamic calendar, it is now 1439, since Muslims calculate the date from the year Mohammed left Mecca for Medina, in our own AD 622. In Nepal it is 1134, while trying to work out how the traditional Chinese calendar works will give you a better mental test than a cryptic crossword. Yes, the world is full of a wonderful richness and diversity, but for major historical reasons, most agree to use the Western standard of 2017 in all things secular. But it is this very ‘Western-ness’ which worries the arbiters of what is and is not acceptable in Britain. Because according to them, the West is sinful and oppressive. Barely a day goes by without some jaw-dropping new example of Western apology for past sins or current offences. Perhaps the most fashionable is to do with slavery: that is to say, people who have never enslaved anyone, apologising to people who have never been enslaved. Meanwhile the rest of the world looks on in bafflement, as Western countries like modern Britain tie themselves in knots trying not to give offence where none is taken. Just as with an individual, a country so delusional could well be classed as mentally ill. But while there is a certain bitter comedy in the absurd spectacle of po-faced PC educationalists promulgating their deluded and loony views, there are serious issues here as well.

Squirming over ‘BC’ and ‘AD’ only fuels the sense — mistaken, but understandable — that there are indeed numerous vocal, ‘difficult’ religious minorities in our country, demanding that we, the native British, continually make way, self-abdicate and surrender to their delicate sensibilities. Yet no such demands are being made. Britain’s minorities continue to call the year 2017 in all but religious matters, to enjoy Christmas just as much as the rest of us, eat mince pies, and not resent one whit our fondness for bacon butties and sausage rolls. Muslims continue to revere Jesus as a major prophet, and Britain’s Hindus love a knees-up at Christmas just like the rest of us. In other words, by worrying needlessly that terms like BC and AD might be offensive to non-Christians, our thought-police are actually painting those very minorities as being far more intolerant and prickly than they really are. Is that really contributing to our national harmony? Or is it, by a terrible irony, genuinely insulting to our minorities to represent them as being so hyper-sensitive and hyper-critical of our traditions and customs?

Now schools are ditching AD and BC in RE lessons to avoid offending non-Christians... but critics blast the 'capitulation to political correctness'

Daily Mail - 1st October 2017

- The traditional terms BC, Before Christ, and AD, Anno Domini, are being ditched for BCE – Before Common Era, and CE – Common Era 
- The new terms still denote the periods before and after the birth of Christ 
- Former Archbishop of Canterbury Lord Carey said the rulings by the religious education committees were a ‘great shame’ 

Schools across the country have stopped using the terms BC and AD in religious education lessons for fear of offending non-Christians. The traditional terms BC, Before Christ, and AD, Anno Domini, are being ditched for BCE – Before Common Era, and CE – Common Era. The new terms still denote the periods before and after the birth of Christ.

Local authority committees drawing up religious education syllabuses say the old terms may upset minorities or non-believers. But critics blasted the move as a ‘capitulation to political correctness’. Former Archbishop of Canterbury Lord Carey said the rulings by the religious education committees were a ‘great shame’. Muslim and Jewish leaders were also mystified, saying they were not offended by the familiar terms. Local authority committees – known as Standing Advisory Councils for Religious Education (SACREs) – from Brighton and Essex are among a growing number urging heads to ditch BC and AD.  The syllabus for schools in East Sussex, for example, reads: ‘BCE and CE are now used in order to show sensitivity to those who are not Christians.’

Lord Carey said: ‘I have never met a Muslim or Jewish leader who is offended by the Gregorian calendar’ while leading Imam Ibrahim Mogra said: ‘I don’t believe it causes Muslims offence.’ A spokesman for the Board of Deputies of British Jews said: ‘I don’t think anyone would mind if in mainstream schools they use BC and AD.’ Chris McGovern, the chairman of the Campaign for Real Education, said: removing BC and AD ‘is a capitulation to political correctness’. National Association of Standing Advisory Councils on Religious Education chair Paul Smalley said: ‘Individual SACREs and schools can make a judgment over which form of dating is appropriate.’

A.N. WILSON on the new dark age of intolerance: You must believe in gay marriage, you can't question abortion and as for transgender rights...

Daily Mail - 30th September 2017

The great French writer Voltaire famously said: 'I disapprove of what you say and would defend to the death your right to say it'. In this way, he encapsulated what it meant to be an enlightened human being — someone prepared to consider all points of view. But in recent years the principle of freedom of speech, sacred since Voltaire's 18th century, has been lost, and this is surely one of the most sinister features of our times. It is as if we are entering a new Dark Age of Intolerance. The irony is that this intolerance has come about as a result of what were initially good intentions. One of the things which makes me happy as I grow older is the thought that during my lifetime we have all tried to become a kinder society. When I was a boy and a young man, for example, racist jokes were the norm on radio and TV. Now they would be unthinkable. Mockery of homosexuals, and the equation of being gay with being limp-wristed and camp, were absolute norms of comedy when I was growing up. Now no longer. Such jokes have gone the way of boarding-houses which used to put 'NO BLACKS. NO DOGS. NO IRISH in the window'. Obviously, all civilised people feel pleased by this.

But somehow those initial good intentions — to be kinder to and more tolerant of others — have morphed into a political correctness that has had the very opposite effect.

Two notorious recent examples of this concerned the treatment of a Christian baker in Northern Ireland, and some Christian bed and breakfast owners in Berkshire. The baker had not wanted to make a wedding cake for a gay couple who were getting married. The B&B owners had refused to let a gay couple share the same room in their establishment. In each case they were successfully sued for unlawful discrimination. Now, a gay activist would no doubt say this was a good thing, arguing that the baker and bed and breakfast owners' behaviour was comparable to the racism of the past. Yet this is surely getting things wholly out of proportion. The baker was not persecuting homosexuals, as Hitler did. He was not saying they should be put in prison, as all Home Secretaries in Britain did until the Sixties. He was merely saying that, as a Christian, he thought marriage should be between a man and a woman, and that two chaps tying the knot were doing something rather different, which is contrary to traditional Christian teaching. Whatever you think about this matter, the Northern Irish baker and the B&B couple were merely holding on to Christian beliefs.

I don't happen to share their views myself, and think that if two people are rash enough to promise to live together for the rest of their lives, good luck to them, whether they are gay, straight, trans or anything else. But surely you can understand both sides of this dilemma, can't you? Well, the answer, more and more in our intolerant society, is 'No'. My concern here is not about the rights and wrongs of gay marriage, transgender rights, our colonial history, or any of the other emotive issues that are subject to endless debate in the modern age. It is about freedom of thought and speech; freedom to disagree in a liberal society; freedom to have thoughts which are different from the current orthodoxy. What began as our very decent desire not to be nasty to those of a different ethnicity, or sexual proclivity, from ourselves, has turned into a world as intolerant as monkish Christianity in the days of the Dark Ages, when any freedom of thought is questioned. Tim Farron, leader of the Lib Dems during the General Election, was asked repeatedly about his views on gay marriage. As a fairly old-fashioned Christian, he did not believe it was possible — marriage should be between a man and a woman. As the leader of a modern political party, he knew that it would be political death to admit this. He was finally forced to resign. This was a signal to the world that if you want to succeed in modern politics, it is simply not allowed to hold views which, until a very short time ago, were the consensus among the great majority of people in the Western world.

I use the words 'not allowed' advisedly. What is sinister about living in the new Dark Ages, however, is that it is by no means clear who is doing the allowing and not allowing. In Mao's China, it was obvious: thought crimes were ideas which contradicted the supreme leader. In Britain today, however, it seems an army of self-appointed censors — from internet trolls to angry students, lobby groups, town hall officials, craven politicians and lawyers and Establishment figures, as well as a host of other sanctimonious and often bilious busy-bodies — have taken it upon themselves to police what we can and cannot think or say. Not believing in abortion, like not believing in gay marriage, is now, unquestionably, a thought crime. It was hardly surprising that the Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg recently said he did not believe in abortion, because he is a man of conviction as well as a Roman Catholic, and this is the teaching of his Church. Yet his view was treated with incredulity and disdain by everyone from trolls and women's groups to the higher echelons of the political Establishment. As in the case of abortion, debate is no longer allowed on transgender issues. There was a BBC2 Horizon Programme last Tuesday night called Being Transgender. The close-up shots of transgender surgery in a Californian hospital will not easily leave the mind.

We met a number of nice people who had decided for one reason or another that they were not the gender which they had once supposed. They were all undergoing some form of transformative medical treatment, either taking hormones or having surgery. What made the programme strange as a piece of journalism was the fact that it did not contain one dissenting voice. Not one psychiatrist or doctor who said they doubted the wisdom of some of these procedures, especially in the very young. Still less was there anyone like the redoubtable feminist and academic Dr Germaine Greer who once expressed her view that a man did not become a woman just because he had undergone transgender surgery — and was, as a result, decried from the rooftops with everything from petitions launched to stop her from speaking at university campuses to death threats.

The use of the word 'fascist' is commonplace in our new Dark Age for anyone with whom you happen to disagree. You hear it all the time in the Brexit arguments which rage all around us and which I dread. As it happens, I voted Remain. But I do not regard Brexiteers as 'fascists', and many of their arguments — wanting to reclaim the power to make our own laws and control our own borders — are evidently sensible. Yet I have lost count of the number of times I have heard Remainers say that Brexiteers are fascists. As a matter of historical fact, many of the keenest supporters of a united European superstate were actual fascists. The only British politician who campaigned on the ticket of Europe A Nation during the Fifties was Sir Oswald Mosley who was leader of the British Union of Fascists. But then, today's PC censors don't let facts get in their way of bigotry. Branding anyone you disagree with a fascist; hitting people in the face; tweeting and blogging abuse behind the cowardly anonymity of the internet — these are the ugly weapons used to stifle any sort of debate. And it is often in the very places where ideas should be exchanged and examined that the bigotry is at its worst: our universities.

This week on the Radio 4's Today programme, we heard James Caspian, a quietly-spoken, kindly psychotherapist, describing what has become a cause celebre at Bath Spa University. He has been working for some years with people who for one reason or another have begun the process of gender-transition, and then come to regret it. Caspian is evidently not a judgmental man. He wanted to write a thesis on this subject from a sympathetic and dispassionate point of view. What makes people feel so uncomfortable with their own apparent gender that they wish to undergo painful and invasive surgery to change it? What makes people then come to reassess their first idea? These are surely legitimate questions about a subject many of us can't quite comprehend. I have two friends who started out as men, and decided in mid-life that they were really women, or wanted to become women, which is what they have done. I do not really understand what has happened to them, even though they have tried to explain it to me. Surely a man like James Caspian, who has worked with transgender men and women, should be encouraged by a university to explain this area of medicine or psychology?

But no. The university, having initially approved of his idea for a thesis, then turned down his application. 'The fundamental reason given was that it might cause criticism of the research on social media, and criticism of the research would be criticism of the university,' he told Radio 4 listeners. 'They also added it's better not to offend people.' This is all of a piece with students at Oxford wanting to pull down the statue of 19th century imperialist Cecil Rhodes from his old college, Oriel, on the grounds that he was racist. Rather than having a reasoned debate weighing the evils of racist colonialism against Rhodes's benevolence, the student at the forefront of the movement — who had actually accepted a £40,000 Rhodes scholarship funded by the fortune the colonialist gave to Oxford — wanted to pull down the statue. This is the same attitude of mind as that which led monks in the Dark Ages to destroy the statues of pagan gods and goddesses, or the Taliban to do the same to age-old Buddhist artefacts.

Reason, debate, seeing more than one side to an argument, surely these are the foundations of all that has fashioned the great values of the West since the Enlightenment started in the 18th century with an explosion of new ideas in science, philosophy, literature, and modern rational thought that ushered in the Age of Reason. Realising that human actions and ideas are often mixtures of good and bad — isn't this what it means to have a grown-up mind? Surely we should be allowed to discuss matters without being accused of thought crime? In universities, as at Speakers' Corner and in the public at large, there used to be the robust sense that sticks and stones may break our bones but words can never hurt us. Now, the 'hurt-feelings' card is regularly played to stifle any debate.

Little by little, we are allowing the Dark Ages of intolerance to come again. We should not be letting this happen. We should be able to say: 'We disapprove of your views — on Europe, on Transgender Issues, on Islam, on absolutely anything, but we defend to the death your right to express them'.

A Linguist explains the Hi-Jacking of Political Correctness

Dr. Anna Szilagyi - 18th January, 2017

Not long ago, political correctness stood for an ideal of fairness and open-mindedness. Yet today, “PC” is a widely bashed catchphrase, with politicians gaining popularity worldwide by destroying its rosy image. The list includes US president-elect Donald Trump, Russian president Vladimir Putin, and leaders of populist radical right parties in European countries, among them France, Germany, Hungary, the Netherlands, and the UK. In theory, political correctness simply functions as a neutral, descriptive reference to the principle of avoiding utterances and actions that can marginalize or offend certain groups of people. However, because it includes the word “correctness,” PC can also be used and perceived as a normative expression. The noun “correctness” connotes approval and radiates authority. It indicates, with an imperative tone, that something should be done in a particular way. In this regard, the term political correctness can evoke the feeling of being talked down to and even subordinated. Politicians who aim to discredit the notion of PC point to its moralistic connotations. Implicitly endorsing traditional social conventions and hierarchies, they commonly portray political correctness as a norm that is imposed on society in a top-down manner. By constructing political correctness as an arbitrarily enforced, biased agenda, anti-PC politicians adopt common discursive strategies across the globe in their attempt to undermine and discredit PC.

Political correctness as an extravagance

In the recent American presidential campaign, Donald Trump consistently described PC through metaphors that refer to the cost of things: “We just can’t afford anymore to be so politically correct.” The metaphor of “affordability” allowed Trump to talk about political correctness as if it were something expensive (e.g. a high-priced car, a designer bag). This was a way of creating the impression that political correctness is a non-essential extravagance. Politicians who portray PC as something superfluous and unnecessary also evoke anti-elite sentiments. Trump’s metaphor of “affordability” implied, for instance, that political correctness is a privilege of a tiny group of affluent people. Additionally, by portraying PC as a luxury, speakers can create the impression that they represent the many and not the privileged few. Trump, a billionaire businessman, also introduce himself as an average American who cannot “afford” PC: “I don’t frankly have time for total political correctness. And to be honest with you, this country doesn’t have time either.”

Political correctness as elitism

The European populist radical-right parties also associated PC with the elite. At a joint press conference in 2016, the French National Front president Marine Le Pen, the Dutch Freedom Party leader Geert Wilders, and the Italian Lega Nord secretary Matteo Salvini referred to “Brussels’ politically correct élite.” In this case PC was used as an “epithet.” This rhetorical tool is utilized when an adjective accompanies a name to describe someone’s most important quality (e.g. Ivan the Terrible). The label indicated that the European Union is led by elites who have one single, specific concern: political correctness. By reducing PC to an elite concern, politicians suggest three things. First, that political correctness is irrelevant to the actual social and political realities. Second, that the power holders are incapable of addressing the real problems of societies; Widers argued that citizens of Europe are “tired of governments that don’t listen to them and of Brussels imposing decisions that are not put under scrutiny,” for instance. The third implication is that politicians who attack PC side with the people.

Political correctness as an obsession

Critics of PC also use terms associated with extreme behavior to describe those who are concerned with being PC. Radical right parties in Europe frequently talk about the media’s “obsession with political correctness.” According to Trump, his political rivals “have put political correctness above common sense, above your safety, and above all else.” Following the same logic, critics of PC also accuse it of defending deviant behavior. Russia’s powerful President, Vladimir Putin sad: “The excesses of political correctness are leading to the point where people are talking seriously about registering parties whose goal is legalizing the propaganda of paedophilia.” These statements suggest that PC could occupy people’s mind, leading them to tolerate ideas and actions that are irrational, harmful, and abnormal. Putin’s statement discredits the actual causes of PC—including the rejection of discrimination based on sexual orientation—through associating them with sexual deviance. The implication is that tolerance of gay marriage, for instance, is just one step away from being understanding of paedophilia. If the concern with PC is described as a symptom of a mental disorder that imposes a fundamental threat to the life and values of societies, the anti-PC agenda can be represented as a protective measure to restore normality and the status quo. For example, on such grounds, Putin called for the “defense of traditional values”.

Political correctness as intimidation

Possibly the most common way of attacking political correctness is to present it as tyrannical. Covert speech strategies may also support this construction. For instance, anti-PC politicians often utilize adjectives for fear (including “afraid,” “frightened,” “scared,” “terrified”) to describe how PC affects the behavior and feelings of people. The former leader of the UK Independence Party, Nigel Farage claimed, “I think actually what’s been happening with this whole politically correct agenda is lots of decent ordinary people are losing their jobs and paying the price for us being terrified of causing offence.” Suggesting that the British are “terrified” because of political correctness, Farage urged his listeners to think of PC in terms of intimidation. At the same time, the fearsome vocabulary provides a background for anti-PC populists to present themselves as brave and courageous saviors of their victimized societies. The next quote by Nigel Farage exemplifies this trend: “I think the people see us as actually standing up and saying what we think, not being constrained or scared by political correctness.” In a similar fashion, Wilders declared, “I will not allow anyone to shut me up.”

Political correctness as censorship

As the previous quotes have illustrated, the tyrannical image of PC is also widely reinforced by the suggestion that the principle violates the right to free speech. Hungary’s prime minister, Viktor Orbán identified PC as a “muzzle” and as “captivity.” These metaphors present PC as a form of censorship that is enforced through coercion. “Muzzle” triggers frightening associations of being silenced by force, through the degradation of humanity (horses and dogs wear muzzles). The term “captivity” also indicates that PC physically limits people’s right to free speech. Such tropes trigger bodily discomfort and evoke the immediate urge to resist by the listeners. If PC is constructed as censorship, the anti-PC agenda can fascinate people by offering them the liberating feeling of regaining their right to speak freely. Accordingly, Orbán argued that with Trump’s victory in the US, Western civilization “can return to true democracy, to honest talk, away from the crippling restraints of political correctness.” While implying again through a metaphor (“crippling restraints”) that PC involves coercion, Orbán attempted to enhance the appeal of the anti-PC agenda. Much like the adjectives used for fear, this allows speakers to position themselves as outspoken, authentic, and brave for rejecting PC speech. If political correctness is defined as tyranny, then offensive, derogatory, or discriminatory rhetoric can be presented as heroic: “Not politically correct, but I don’t care,” commented Donald Trump on his plan to ban Muslims from the US.

Political correctness as deception

Within the framework of the censorship narrative, PC is also presented as deception. On such occasions, the implication is that PC forces people to live in an artificial world in which actual problems become taboo. A recent article by the leader of the Alternative for Germany party, Frauke Petry, is a typical example of this speech strategy. Similarly to other populist radical right figures in Europe, Petry cheered Trump’s presidential victory in the US for marking “the end of political correctness.” She justified her enthusiasm by identifying PC as a “euphemism,” the “distortion of reality”, and the “cover-up of problems,” of which people are “sick of.” By constructing political correctness as a deception and a lie, politicians like Petry can picture their agenda and themselves as genuine, sincere, and authentic. As Wilders put it, “It is my duty, to talk about the problems even when the politically correct elite prefers not to mention them.” As we have seen before, Hungary’s Orbán also lures his public with “honest talk.”

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In many contexts, political correctness can indeed counter and discourage deep-seated thinking and speech patterns in society. The current rise of anti-PC politicians both signals and fosters this trend, with important implications. Through portraying PC as something forced down the throats of societies, anti-PC politicians not only discredit an expression but also undermine the idea behind it. In principle, political correctness intends to contribute to greater social equality and fairness. Yet this notion of PC has become obscure in contemporary political discussions. In this situation, it is harder than ever for the idea of PC to win hearts and minds. However, one thing seems to be apparent: those who would like to stick with the ideals of political correctness, should consider giving a new name to their cause. Political correctness might not be what they mean anymore. Source : Quartz Media

How the BBC's dark forces of political correctness threaten the Christian era

The Guardian - 25th September 2011 (so ahead of its time!)

The BBC haven't banned AD/BC, but outraged Christians seem perplexed and annoyed by the idea of personal choice. Before Jesus, nobody could count. Then the son of the Magic Man in the Sky came along, and suddenly everyone wanted to count everything, from commandments (10) to disciples (12) via fishes and loaves (YMMV). Most of all they wanted to count years. Unfortunately humans didn't know how many years there had been, and God lost count during the same bender that led to the creation of the cannabis plant, so they figured they'd just start again from scratch. Of course the number zero wasn't invented until 1973, when Dennis Ritchie was looking for ways to make array-handling in C even less intuitive, so they started with '1'. That was fine, but what would they call the years before '1'? The Chinese still owned all the negative numbers, so they settled on the letters BC ('Before Christ') and AD ('Anno Domini', Latin for 'year of our Lord'). For almost two thousand years literally everyone on Earth was happy.

Then along came political correctness. Bloody political correctness gone mad. You can't innocently grope a secretary's bottom any more for fear of the politically correct brigade jumping on your back. You can't kick a sinister-looking Arab off a flight any more for fear of getting called 'racist'. You can't even celebrate Christmas any more since the gays banned it in favour of Winterval. And now, to add hideous insult to grave injury, the Daily Mail have revealed in a front-page 'scoop' that the BBC are coming for our beloved, Christian calendar.

"BBC turns its back on year of Our Lord: 2,000 years of Christianity jettisoned for politically correct 'Common Era'"

So reads the headline of this frothing story, written by the Mail's Chris Hastings. The Mail are of course staunch defenders of Christian values with their slavish editorial devotion to pictures of scantily-clad women. Sir Hastings is their noblest knight, his recent work including a high-brow review of "Kinky Keira's whipping yarn," and a compelling philosophical treatment of the perennial question "What does a bikini-clad WAG have to do to stop her man playing with his gadget?" The story that the BBC have banned AD/BC turns out to be as fictional as Kinky Keira's tale, as the Mail eventually admit in the final paragraph, when they let someone sensible from the BBC get a word in edgeways:

"The BBC has not issued editorial guidance on the date systems... Both AD and BC, and CE and BCE are widely accepted date systems and the decision on which term to use lies with individual production and editorial teams."

So the BBC haven't dropped the terms, just allowed people to go with their own preferences. Terrifying stuff. The 'new' terms became standard in schools nearly a decade ago, with a spokesman for the Qualifications and Curriculum Authority pointing out to the Evening Standard at the time that, "CE/BCE is becoming an industry standard among historians," and "pupils have to be able to recognise these terms when they come across them." Fair enough, but in spite of this Hastings seems mystified that the BBC's education sites use them, describing them variously as 'obscure' and 'alien'. Who is behind this great blasphemy? The BBC's "politically correct, Europhile agenda" is haphazardly invoked, although it's not clear how either applies here. It's hardly 'political correctness' to tell people to use whatever words they like, and I can't even begin to work out where Europe factors in to the equation. The biggest clue though is in the picture that features halfway down, a picture of... a Muslim!!1! Aaqil Ahmed has been the BBC's Head of Religion and Ethics since 2009, when his appointment caused a frenzy of pant-twisting among the right-wing press and their readership, but as far as I can make out he has nothing whatsoever to do with the story.

That doesn't stop some pretty dodgy innuendo about him, and the caption that originally appeared below his image seems to have gone a bit too far, as it was swiftly replaced. In the screen-grabs below you can see how it appeared when the article was first published, and how it appears now. The caption was changed shortly after the article went live, from...

"End of an era: BBC head of religion Aaqil Ahmed, the Corporation say, bizarrely, the change has nothing to with Mr Ahmed"


"The website for BBC Religion and Ethics, headed by commissioning editor Aaqil Ahmed, who is a Muslim, is littered with references to Common Era and Before Common Era."

The second version isn't much better. Why single out a Muslim guy who doesn't seem to have much to do with the story? Why make pointed reference to his personal faith? No satisfactory explanation is given, but the highly-charged innuendo attracts the usual parade of BNP-style nonsense in the comments. Personally, I don't think it matters that much if we call it AD, CE, AC or DC. The Guardian's style guide, for what it's worth, sticks with the traditional AD/BC. I tend to go with that tradition as well, mostly because it's what I grew up with, but I'm happy for others to make their choice, and choice is what this is all really about. The BBC's approach is more laissez-faire then ours, essentially saying, "both are common, so use whichever you prefer." When you realize that, you see that the Mail's article is not just wrong but actually quite sinister. The rage directed at an organization that has simply dared to allow its staff choice is a reminder of the sort of 'cosy' totalitarianism that a some Christian elements seem determined to inflict on our society. It's not enough that the BBC allows staff to use AD, they must use it, always, or face the wrath of the crusaders. It's not enough that the BBC has a head of religious programming, that head must always be Christian, or purple-faced campaigners with an overwhelming sense of entitlement shout and stamp their feet in anger. We must all celebrate Christmas, and woe betide any public figure or authority who dares deviate from the conventions prescribed in honour of our Dear Leader Jesus.

You can't even use an innocent old term like Common Era any more for fear of offending some bloody Christian minority and ending up with the thought police on your back. It's political correctness gone mad.


To be expanded on later but bullet points are :

- Areas/Beliefs/Traditions I value being put down/criticised/marginalised
- Dual nationality and the prejudices and discrimination it brings
- Refusal to pronounce name - insulting to refuse to recognise the differences (doesn't pc tell you to VALUE differences
Jad (the j as in jedi knight not soft like a y in Yad vashem / wig as in the hairpiece not the v sound as in Viggo Mortensen and the a pronounced er instead of short and sharp as in at)
- So a beautiful name like Jadwiga becomes jadwigger instead of Yadviga - the native English language speakers are particularly prone to wilfully learning alternative pronounciations of those they consider 'foreign'. Biggest sinners NHS staff and BT Sport commentators.
- Using made up words like criminality / incentivise etc.
- Refusing to accept that a first name (formerly Christian name) is not the name used on a daily and/or regular basis and refusing to check that a 'preferred' appellation is the norm.
- Over-using the word 'issues' in place of, say, 'problems' - you'd never refer to an 'issue-solver' but you would refer to 'problem-solvers' when referring to 'issues' - honestly the word itself rhyming with 'tissues' and reminding me of the 'issue from the body' just makes me think of phlegm, afterbirth and lots of nasty soft, smelly 'issues' yuk!
- The use of 'journey' in place of 'experience' - so shallow! Now deemed 'passé' in social parlance - maybe we are finally winning the good fight, a first step to gag 'pc speak'. Well done Tatler.

List of words as published by Tatler

Hot on the heels of 'The Tatler' - Radio 4 Listeners are put to the same test - the Daily Mail article is reproduced above

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